Honk if you like cleavage (32 photos)

  • TracerBullet_PI


  • ROET

    Honk! Honk! *with hand jestures*… Lol.. That was dumb 😦

  • nic

    i think…….. i just shat myself.

  • TheBAMFinater


    • TheBAMFinater's BF

      That's right baby! Honk louder for me!……ugghh…..take it..!

  • jasgat66

    #19 I could look at her all day…. WOW

    • TGIF
      • ScrottyMcbugerballs

        hahahahah that is hysterical…

      • Boomer

        ooohhh duuuuuude. Not cool. I am scrubbing my eyeballs with my toothbrush.

    • MarkD

      Name: Denise Milani

    • Tuff Guy

      You spelled 'them' wrong.

  • myself

    #4 #13 #19 are very nice, 13 mostly for the lightsabers that I want, but think are too damn expensive.

    • Douche McFuckstain

      you know how i know you're gay?

      You not only noticed lightsabers but then proceeded to point out THAT'S why the picture is nice.

      • skeeter

        nice one douche mcFuckstain

        • ScrottyMcbugerballs

          #13 I think I love you… also the light sabers are a nice touch. My number is 1-900-938-8487

          #23 Challenge Accepted !

          • thegza

            #13 google sweet victoria…NSFWish

      • myself

        Wow, that was wicked good. I must be gay, because a terrible troll who cannot capitalize an I said so. But, you did get you're correct so there's a point for you.

      • john doe

        you sir, are a genius! making your username such a wonderful insult that it's near impossible to insult you! 😀 douchey McFuckstains everywhere could learn from you

    • GuinessHangover

      Got to be honest, I wasn't even aware that there were lightsabers in the pic until I read your post.

    • Chris

      Gonna go ahead and bet everything in that picture is too expensive for most of us…

  • junior

    Honk Honk…

  • Ryno

    God I love big titties!!

    • Dirty Dingus

      Yes but consider the law of diminishing returns. You can only do so much with big titties and they are always fighting a loosing battle with gravity.

      Form, shape, perkiness, nipple size & shape are all more important than size…to me anyway.

      • Ryno

        Thats ok though. There will always be new younger big ol' titties taking their place.

  • Kenai

    #31 she just has to have back problems

    • Master_Rahl

      I'd follow her around holding them up, if need be – WELL worth the effort

    • svi

      I'm sure here lower back is sticky…

      with semen.

      • BigNurseJay

        I'm glad you added the "with semen". I was thinking honey garlic wing sauce or something.

        • andy

          ah, fuck.
          now i'm just hungry.

    • banana flapjacks

      what cleavege?

  • Dobby

    I'd honk at #29

    • nojoke420

      pornstar Talia Shepherd

    • ebaum

      any chance those are real? I'm about 80/20 fake but there's a small chance she may just be blessed…mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmotorboat

      • skeeter

        id do more than honk

    • http://twitter.com/feral_dad1965 @feral_dad1965

      They are fake.

  • Guest

    #13 wins in so many ways…

    • nic

      i wholeheartedly agree.

      • nic

        twice, apparently.

    • Above AVERAGE

      Any idea who she is? I must know!!

    • bisonbade

      she should have her own gallery…light sabers included in every pic

    • Marko

      Isn't this Carmen from the webcam vids? those bewbs look familiar

  • http://backrowheckling.tumblr.com/tagged/writing Chowdahr

    #20 makes me giddy

    • Guesty

      defo want to see more shes stunning

  • akbrown006

    #5 FTW

    • walkingtheriver

      Not really a cleavage. Not that I disapprove

      • mittens

        these are silicone enhanced boobs….. not that there is anything wrong with that… just saying.

        • SmarterThanYou

          these could also be saline enhanced. just saying.

        • Xander

          No, there really is something wrong when it's a set of spheroid bolt-ons like that. I've seen porn stars with better looking fake tits.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        wrong, regular cleavage and UNDER cleavage!

    • daveeh


  • chris
    • pupy

      you´re very kind sir!!!

    • nic

      THANK YOU!!!

    • Dwah

      ahhh! I didn't even have to ask. you just knew

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan


    • sneakypete

      well played sir

    • Heres_Johnny30

      you just won the internet!

    • Underbaker

      Thanks, but crap man, let a guy know it is NSFW. Someone walked around the corner just as it popped up, nearly shit myself trying to close the tab.

      • Ned Plimpton

        As if your employer would be ok with the Chive's content

        • Underbaker

          There are some standards and while most non-work related stuff may get you slapped on the hand, other stuff will get you out right fired.

    • Holmespump

      Thanks, Chris! A guy named Galepa on page 2 posted this URL, as well. NSFW

  • http://www.thechive.com bcchiver

    Honk honk

  • skeeter

    i was gonna get some pussy then i got high…now im fapping on chive and i know why

    • MMM

      Afro Man..wow that brings me back!

    • this guy

      i see what you did there

    • Korz


  • Tallfrog62

    What, no top comments yet???

    My time to shine…


    • Underbaker

      You weren't "on top" but I thumbed you up anyway for not saying that silly word.

  • disturbed

    #2 This post is gonna make my horn oil run dangerously low

    • gelepa

      keeley hazell

  • Dick Folgers

    HONK HOOOONK! #5 is worth a mention for sure.

    • JROC

      not that i care at all but it should say "store bought". nice tits though

      • junior

        dude about 90% of the tits on this site are store bought…

        • ChelseaRules

          Yeah, I wish we could have seen a little more natural.

    • dedubs

      those MUST be fake…

      • uihg

        yep. look like someone sliced her open, stuck two doge-balls in there, and called it a day. NOT HOT!

  • Rav


  • Chicago Chiver

    #13 Is a nerd's dream.
    #23 – Love that smile too

    • ST33

      I had to take a second look to see the smile in #23. Good call fine sir.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      I'm pretty sure #13 is any heterosexual mans dream…..

      • MarkD

        Is that carmen from the webcam vids?

  • lil slick

    Dam all r nice give me more

  • Woody

    #5 meep! meep!

  • who?

    #4 Stunning eyes! Has there been an "eyes" thread? If not, there should be!

    • MikeBedlam

      There has been. But, there should be MOAR!!

    • thatguy

      Yeah…"eyes" lol. She is incredibly hot and I don't mean to sound like mr "2/10" but her belly button is disturbing. (not that it would stop me!)

      • http://www.myspace.com/theamericanmaniacs BentWrenches

        Boobs look a little uneven too. (not that it would stop me)

        • JHL1

          You know how I know you two are shallow?
          Not that she wouldn't stop you…

    • NSFW

      Emily Ratajkowski

    • Jon

      If by stunning eyes you mean stunning everything i agree

  • AmBush Steve

    #2 – Sweet Baby Jesus

    • myself

      Keeley Hazzell, if you didn't know who she was, head to Google when you are home and enjoy.

      • Ned Plimpton

        And be sure to cancel any plans you may have tonight because you won't be going anywhere.

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