Animals that don’t suck (31 Photos)

  • Butler

    Hell Hath.. Bring her back

    • asdfg

      she got knocked up. no time for chivin. you must be the only one that misses her.

      • Jentheoriginal

        we're friends on facebook. she still chives and she didnt get knocked up to my knowledge. probably doesnt comment anymore bc of the haters.

        • HellHathDeezNutz


  • etcrr

    #2 is awesome, man's best friend aiding him in battle

    • MattKL

      They even have search dogs who parachute in with the troops. Some seriously badass pups.

    • fuck you

      stan you fucking suck

      • etcrr

        i am not stan and you suck cause you are a juvenal if you dont5 like me comments its caus you suck dum shipt

        • elliott

          u mad bro?
          typing like a goon

    • stewart

      Thats Major Timmy, our combat stress dog from 3rd Brigade Combat Team

      • That Koala

        Really an undercover CIA operative whose mind was transplanted to a dog.

  • ikeepitreal

    Up all night working on college homework, is always made better on wednesdays through animals that dont suck and hump day posts. Thank you Chive

    • MattKL

      I work third shift myself, a week or so out of every month. The Chive helps me keep calm.

      • ikeepitreal

        KCCO Matt

  • Mad Hittman

    #28 What do you mean you weren't fast enough to buy me a KCCO shirt????

    • Paula_

      Posting a FIRST is waaaaaay easier, true story.

      – the one you love to hate

    • eclipze

      This picture is screaming for captions. lol.

    • captiandropkick

      What did I just watch?!?!

  • YouandIKnow

    #23 "Yep, tastes like ass!"

    • flibble

      damnit i was gonna say that!

    • jws

      tossing salad?

    • s.tosser

      #23 then #30

  • @BBCrepresenta

    #29 laughed entirely way more than necessary.

    • Above AVERAGE

      Anyone else see man/cat boobs on that thing? *shudders*

  • etcrr

    I think #3 is pretty amazing, curious animals figuring each other out

    • fuck off

      SHUT. UP.

    • Sleep_Salone

      Like last week, when you first found your penis.

  • Opie

    Chive, it is in your best interest to include a Chimpanzee in every 'Animals' gallery

    • Chimps Anonymous

      yes actually it is as we don't want any discrimination claims against race. You never know who will complain

  • POSTdiluvian

    #26 catouflage +100

    • Anomanom

      Oh dear god, cats have discovered ghillie suits.

  • MonkeyMadness

    #8 Animals don't suck, but their owners do.

  • non

    #29 man tits on a cat. lol

    • Bon_nie

      Moobs are not atractive on any species!

    • Anomanom

      Saggy old man moobs too.

  • Moehawkianbeast


    • non


  • oridotan

    #13 bitches love boats

    • Big Macintosh

      in his case, pussies

    • Intellect1618

      Talk about getting mad pussy.

  • saucypants

    I think you guys should reconsider the "Animals That Don't Suck" name. There are very few animals that actually do suck. The vast majority of them are fucking awesome. I love these posts but every time I see that title it's like you're saying "Hey, check these guys out, they're pretty cool, unlike the rest of those animal kingdom douchebags. They should call it the douchebag kingdom, or the animal douchedom, am I right or am I right?" Well no, Chive, you're not right about this one. Hot girls? Right on the money. Random shit in the afternoon? You betcha. But this is an issue you need to re-examine. Please. Think of the children.

    • MattKL

      Thank you for your input.

    • Dylan

      That was such a saucy post.

    • Whadafuc

      Attention whore.

    • Underbaker

      OK who taught their cat how to turn on the computer?

    • Above AVERAGE

      You mad bro? (Come on, 4 replies and no one said it yet? Had to be done!)

  • Jcop


    Man Card revoked.

    • MattKL

      Guy likes pussy, what's unmanly about that?

    • Scott

      Agreed, he's got to be gay, no straight man has that many cats in his house.

      • AmBush_Steve

        Might not be gay, just letting his wife wear the pants. Ergo man Card revoked.

      • cajun carrot

        Could have taken in a stray that was pregnant. That's what happened to me. I was fortunate to find all 6 kittens nice homes too.

      • tsam waters

        wtf is wrong about having this many cats and loving them. i love all animals . animals are loving and better than most people in fucked up world

    • Underbaker

      How about "Under Review", it could be a one night stand with a cat lady, still had sex.

    • Flow

      If you can't even keep your man card, if you have solid visual proof that there were at some point five cute camera-loving pussies in your bed, while you were also in said bed, I guess there won't be that many man cards left.

  • Otter

    #29 Looks like Grandpa taking a nap in his favorite chair

    • jasgat66

      Or the "Old man" asleep at his desk in Pawn Stars

  • IMHO

    #17 A finger on the trigger of a gun pointed at something you don't intend to shoot. Don't ever bring your gun anywhere near me.

    • Concerned Citizen

      Also, a scope on a weapon with the max effective range of around 300 meters?

    • Goober

      Isn't that a toy gun? Doesn't look quite big enough to be the real thing. Maybe its a big dog

    • Contrived

      I noticed the same thing. Admittedly that is not the real thing, but the principle is the same. Obviously this person never attended any sort of weapons training or is just careless. In either case, dangerous. **shudder**

      • responsible citizen

        Actually it is real. Complete with a quality magpul magazine. If you look closely the bolt appears to be open. Its effective out to 500+ yds for a man sized target with a competent shooter. I agree with IMHO. Don't let him near me with that kind of disregard for safety.

    • Katie

      Not cool or funny, could have done the same thing with a "hand" gun as in pointer finger and thumb, that would have been better

    • Lisa

      I don't know much about guns but I feel like a real one of those would be too heavy to hold with one hand like that? Still not a fan of this pic at least take your finger off the trigger…

    • Jotle

      Glad someone else got to it before me. Thats what I was thinking the whole rest of the scroll down the page.

    • Chuck

      Poor trigger discipline pisses me off. Almost as much as poor muzzle discipline.

    • 400zombienation

      The bolt is open. So even if he pulled the trigger nothing would happen. It also means that there is no ammo in the chamber. And do you seriously think that someone would point a loaded gun at their dog (especially a bulldog, which last i checked were quite expensive) in order to take a photo?

      • CCL

        It's the principal dude. No one who takes gun safety seriously would do this, loaded or otherwise.

        Stupid-ass picture…

  • MattKL

    #17 U mad bro?

    • Ted

      Nice…pointing a gun at a dog with your finger on the trigger….what a tool!

    • Underbaker

      Damn it Duke, how many times we got to go over this? When someone points a gun at us you run up and bite them in the balls. Lets try this again…

  • Silverdrgn

    #14 Team work always pays off…but now someone else has to feed them

  • AFFA81

    PETA sucks

  • Noctis

    #28 Disapproving Dog is judging you :)))

  • Pictures



  • Farrukh Pervaiz
    • oibmsd

      Just gettin'a nut

    • Intellect1618

      You act like this is something new.

  • Stuf

    #31 is getting ready to go up my ass.

  • Del


    I swear it was a pop up ad..

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