Hump day! (60 photos)

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  • dangbeing

    I want 1 of each please :p

    • Where's my hump?

      Moar Chivettes, less models….

    • andy

      well, you basically have three of #8.

      it's a good thing.

      • Karl

        I see 4.

    • Epitomizer

      There were some "oldies but goodies" this week, but none of the new stuff blew my mind like Dylan can do.

      • sammy

        #17 just blows my mind

    • Epitomizer

      I love whores, Dylan is my favorite!

    • enzo

      super n.5

    • Dreamer

      #15 is amazing

  • nemesis

    #1 always a favourite.

    • Huell

      I'd gladly give up my life to be that blowup dolphin.

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        Always remember:

        Someone, somewhere, is sick of her shit.

        And I will be waiting in the wings to pick that shit up!

        • It hurts me

          to give you a thumbs up after that fucking Chrysler commercial.

          • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

            The check cleared & Obama swallowed.

            • It used to hurt me

              …that's what I figured. You don't have to return the swallow favor, but you are going to have to hand back about 60 percent of that check.

      • dhf

        i'd gladly take your life for free.

    • Shorthairlover

      Who is she?

    • Martin

      Your dorsal fin smells like tuna.

    • Moof

      Her name is Sandra, she was a child model at the time of this pic being taken. Probably 12 or 13 years old.

      • Trent

        Bullshit. Who the fuck puts a child model in a thong?

        • Moof

          Google it

          • check

            Google what? Sandra, inflatable dolphin brings nothing.

            If it's so findable, give a link. If it's not findable, I question the "she's a kid" story. Sounds like an urban legend.

      • justaguy

        I'd bang her either way…yummy

    • Tim

      Jesus Christ Chive. That's at least the second time you've posted this picture. She's at most 13. What is wrong with you?

    • Lenore

      Isn't this girl 14 or something like that?

    • dudelove

      #1 is underage.

      • bumble

        If so how do you explain the tattoo on her back?

    • JAY

      Agreed

  • gtommy

    #8 you're doing it exceptionally right

    • leo

      that's some awesome humpception.

      • zed

        gpsyone.tumblr.com …

  • todrunk2fck

    Want to smack that #22

  • Shocker

    #19 I'd put my pinky in her stinky

    • Kyle429

      I see what you did there…………….but it's still damn rude.

      • teh stead

        i know right?? how could he post a sexual comment about a woman posing in her underwear on the internet??? you all are a bunch of hypocritical white-knighting douchebags.

        • andy

          it's not that he posted a sexual comment, which is fine by me. we all know why the hump day post is so popular; because of the unspeakable thing we want to do to those asses. but "pinky in her stinky"…?? that just sounds a bit lame if you ask me.

          i personally would shove my dick up her ass.

          • A Gentleman

            exactly. i'd deep-throat her till she vomited all over my cock. only the finest for this young lady

    • nononono

      Yeah how dare you insult these women posing provocatively in their undies for the whole world to see ?
      The chive white knights will get you !!

    • Guest

      lucky charms

    • Yea Yea

      R2 Girl!

    • Women

      dig that. They did the rimmer too…just ask 'em.

  • Slev.

    #12, ever consider being an Air Force Wife?

    • Dick Salad

      That's like a lesbian thing right?

    • chair force

      Yeah! You'd get to stay at home with your husband all the time!

    • Joshua

      and sleep around with everyone else when you are over seas??? hahaha I speak from experience

  • samsy

    #3 I wonder how many guys will think this is there wife!

    • Grammar Nazi

      their*

      • lawlz

        they're

        • Unfkngblvbl

          really?

          • lawlz

            yah really

            • TOm

              Umm, that's short for "they are"…..

              • wondy

                "this is they are wife" ?? or "this is their wife"?? 2nd option for me

                • Michael

                  it's definitely their – which implies ownership 😉 also, like "their wife" – not yours 😉

    • PoppaFlax

      I don't recognize those panties, so not mine!

      • PoppaFlax's Dad

        I do, son, and it is. Sorry you had to find out this way…….

    • kodakkid

      To small not my wife.

    • curvelover

      Lame skinny ass ,poor husband.

      • andy

        big ass or no ass, she posted on the chive. and let's face it; if you're willing to slap a picture of your ass on the interwebz, you're probably not a prude. lucky husband.

    • Loser

      M wife is currently pregnant and never quite recovered from our first child. No. This is not mine. 😥

      • gorthaug

        god, you are a douche

    • Guest

      That IS my wife. Thanks honey, see you after work 😉

      • Fard Scalore'

        Sorry I'm already home pugging her pli-hole

    • Ash

      Women. You need to stop saying you're doing this for your "husband", "boyfriend", "fiancee", and especially "hubby". It makes you way less sexy, and nobody wants to hear about it. You're clearly a skanky voyeur. Keep the comments to yourself. And by the way…that ass??? Meh

      • TOm

        Wow, could you be anymore bitter because you don't have a woman to do this for you?

      • Jason

        Methinks someone needs an enema. Stat.

    • cr1min4l

      Not sure what "ass" she is talking about. she needs to take notes from #7

    • Fish

      You misspelled "wish".

  • Seldi84

    #4 #7 #35 #52
    I salute your jaw droppingly perfect rears ladies.

    • whyme1973

      Perfect indeed! Mouth watering as well. Damn fine, ladies.

      • cocales

        Amen!

  • Logant

    Who is 58 ? Damn

  • AssClown

    #1 Would've been quite poetic if she was riding a HUMPback whale…

    • Dick Salad

      Give that bitch a dorsal fin, bitches love dorsal fins.

      • uirhi

        i'm so glad that "give that bitch a….bitches love……" bullshit is dying.

    • pjsupremex

      assclown! wtf have you been?

      • AssClown

        Not using AssClown humour now, maybe: My classes started this Monday and some fuckheads broke into our flat and stole our routers and most of our electronic shit, so only got a new router today…I'll try my best to post my lame comments after class…can't promise though!

    • Guest

      I am her husband and yes…she does hump back. See you after work honey;)

      • Guess(ey)

        she fuck you with her dick??

        • pjsupremex

          bwa ha ha ha

  • Slowion1/2

    LOVE #58 and #59

    • Dr. Spaceman

      #58 is Laura Dore.

      • Guest

        Correct! I am Jim Dore, her husband. See you after work honey! 😉

      • sauceboss

        Looks like Laura has a skid mark in this picture

    • Cee

      Texas Baby!! I never get tired of looking at Laura Dore's ass. Oh my!

  • that_dude_b

    #24 so fuckin sexy

    • Guest

      Yes, she is. That is my wife! See you after work honey;)

  • lokito

    WOW….can’t pick one favorite, they are all fine and beautiful humps…excellent job ladies…

    • lokito

      Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

    • Satisfied Chiver

      BEST. HUMP DAY. EVER.

      • andy

        it seems like every wednesday a new "best hump day ever" is declared…

        i respectfully agree.

        • Standards

          I don't.

  • Josh Tetford

    Man do I love hump day!!!!!!

  • Dunny_

    Love that peeking out under the nightie in #22 …..#37 is really nice too…

  • misschris

    #25 I stopped here for an extra minute or two. Very sexy p.o.v.

    • I lol'd

      *typical faux lesbian comment from misschris

      I can practically copy/paste these things for you now. Is there a template handy somewhere?

      • Dunny_

        Faux or not, all comments from misschris with lesbian tendencies are always acceptable to me.

        • bobby

          love it wen she talkes that way… yr good misschris.

      • misschris

        It's all true. I may sleep w/ men (mostly) but I don't get turned on by pictures of sexy half-naked men the way I get turned on by a sexy woman. We just have a sexier shape.. in my opinion. It seems silly to me that anyone would have a hard time accepting that. KC&CO

        • Dick Salad

          Plus it scores you extra bonus points with the bros

      • dub

        of course. the faux-bisexual bullshit is a great attention mongering tactic. thumbs up guaranteed.

      • its_forge

        …why do you care?

      • http://twitter.com/philsegal @philsegal

        As if the typical comments from men who's eyes are glazed over after looking at ass and tits could substitute for Shakespeare? She summed up my thoughts on that picture more eloquently than the grunt in my head when I saw it…

    • Ellen

      Mmmmmm…loitering is encouraged at my house Miss Chris.

      • Avg Chiver

        She's from NoVa… ever been around here? You could throw a stone and hit 10 women way hotter w/o trying. And I mean all 10 with the same throw.

    • josie

      THIS IS A GUY — Sez Tineye

    • SACRISTAR

      I tineyed it and it and boy was I grossed out to find this is likely a guy's butt… http://artistryofmale.blogspot.com/2011/01/booty-

  • Gint

    #41 Lithuanian girls…Nuostabu (wonderful in Lithuanian)!

    • Maynard G. Krebs

      Sveikas! It's the only Lithuanian I know. LOL How do you say great ass?

      • lithuanian guy

        You could say "puiki sikna"

    • pjsupremex

      gerai Sveiki

    • Zzzz

      pagaliau lietuviškos grožybės 🙂

  • JstSayin

    Begin the slow clap

    • Thom

      More Women of Color!

  • Brian King

    #45 is the definition of junk in the trunk

    • duder

      MOAR! who is this???

      • Truth

        Iggy Azalea

        • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1139520082 Boomer

          dang….beat me to it. :/ But yes duder…its Iggy Azalea

          • manilovefilmsdylan

            Looks like the definition of 'shopped, too, but I could be wrong.

            • Jim

              nah its a screenshot from a music video

    • Derp

      She's like Crisco – "Fat in the can!"

    • Bob

      MOAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Phil.in.tx

      looks like hoodrat trash to me

  • Shak

    #3 if he doesn't know your ass from the rest it's your fault… U know what to do…

    • wantomas

      Start blowing random Chivers?

    • nojuice

      Anybody can forget an ass like that. You need more curves skank.

      • Iorieh

        Agreed.

      • Jedi_gman

        That is a beautiful hump. Any man would love to have access to that. You keep it up, Chivette! We want moar

    • Phil.in.tx

      ya that ass is pretty flat, serious case of man ass lol

  • Buford_Justice

    #10 better then grandma's candy dish

    • AmBush_Steve

      A little closer to the kitchen and she'd be perfect.

  • Dave's not here

    #3 Looks VERY familiar. Sorry Pal.

    • Shak

      I was about to say the same…

      • My name is Jonas

        were u guys the ones waiting on the other side of the revolving door 4 me 2 finish? Sry bout that, likes 2 take my time…

    • YoMomma

      Get some sun and some ass! ewwww

  • I WANT TO SEE

    #54 ENHANCE!! ENHANCE!

  • Simon

    MUST. KEEP. CALM.

    • Underbaker

      Still Chive'n on, but the calm part is beyond me on these galeries.

  • TGFL

    Humps like #2 #8 #24 #49 are the reason I get up on Wednesdays. Great job ladies.

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