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  • Ali Ackbah (roughly translates as 'ahh my arse')

    To mumma

    • EZP

      Most of these come from 9gag, same with the dar and most other posts
      come on now, no need to stamp "Posted on the Chive" …

      • Chive Staff

        YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!

  • Ali Ackbah (roughly translates as 'ahh my arse')

    Dammit, was s’posed to be ‘Yo’…

    • Yeah

      That would have helped.

    • DaddyD

      Still would have been 6 kinds of dumb.

  • gary

    #33 god damn it. every time.

    • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

      I got a dig bick

      • nocogc

        Liar.

        • http://4chan.org/b/ gnocco

          herp de derp

    • Pat C.

      FUUUUUUUUUU got me again

    • dominantone

      first thought "no you didn . . god damn it"

    • Underbaker

      But I really didn't, I did however read it in Yoda's voice the second time.

      • burr

        Yoda's way would be, "Read this wrong you did."

    • Chuck

      Actually you read it right, they just wrote it wrong.

    • Gibbo

      I read it 4 times before i realised I read it wrong

  • Dick Salad

    #33 I always do page refreshes and shit to make sure its just not some really slow .gif trying to trick me

    • HawaiiBoy

      The Chive logo is also missing the 'C' on this one.

  • slayer

    Boom

  • luckyB

    that horrible "f" word no one likes to hear…maybe?
    #9 #10 #14
    all gave me a pretty damn good laugh. and i agree with 14. damn true for me.

    • yep

      Way to put a chive logo on stuff from the oatmeal in #14 chive

    • Guest

      Except for me, Fresca is the magic sky juice…

  • POSTdiluvian

    #17 Nope

    • Dick Salad

      Same and nothing is more frustrating than waking up in the middle of the night. There's a little angst in that small period of time it takes me to look over at the clock. As long as I have an hour left I'm good.

      • just tryin to help

        the big secret to that is to NEVER LOOK AT THE CLOCK UNTIL YOUR ALARM GOES OFF.
        if it's not time to get up then it doesn't matter what time it is.
        you will sleep better if you don't wake your brain up and force it to do math.
        worked for me for many years now.

    • Caity

      I never even realized it until now but I do this every night. o.O

    • asdfl

      who is "he"

      • denleendeko

        You

    • Grodon

      Am I the only one that, upon waking up at 3am for some unknown reason, tries to determine if I have to pee now or can make it another 3 1/2 hours until I have to go bad enough that I won't repeatedly hit the snooze button?

    • Zacorra

      Mine would say, "I am the only one that calculates how much sleep he gets before going to bed." When he complains about not being able to sleep at NIGHT!!! He thinks he can't sleep…after sleeping 4 hours in the daylight!!! Just won't listen!!! Momma says: "Those that don't listen can feel"

    • http://www.facebook.com/rowen.bellamy.model Rowen

      My stupid phone tells me as I set my alarm "alarm will sound in X* hours".

      *X=insufficient.

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #8 thats pretty spot on

    • Why?

      BONNAROO!!

  • Takingbackcider

    #10 Well that's just stupid,We all know she does not have a brain…

  • Seldi84

    #7 Is so true.
    #28 I don't think so.

    • me so horny

      fap fap fap fap fap fap…wait…..how big are your manboobs?
      Nevermind…..fap fap fap fap fap fap fap

      • isawoj

        Oh, now you've got me all horny. fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

        • Sergeant Pepper

          All together now! Fap-fap fap-fap fap-ALL TOGETHER NOW-Fap-fap fap-fap fap…..

    • Underbaker

      You guys are looking at this the wrong way, try this. "The alternative would be to have sex with you."

      • Dcolbert

        Still wrong….

        *Imagine* the person who would masturbate to you.

        Not such an ego-inflating proposition now, is it?

    • JOHN

      There's a fucking face in the ice cube

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Come on guys, I think some of these were even posted last week.

    • Ronald

      you must be new here

      • dhf

        or just sick of reposts…….

  • Ali Ackbah (roughly translates as 'ahh my arse')

    #14 – Oatmeal comic??

    • Dick Salad

      Yes, and its generally not a good idea to post his shit w/o referencing him…

      • Dimitris

        Happened several times in the past, not just with theoatmeal's comics and the joke is that thechive insists on putting their label on the bottom. Shame…..

        • sadman

          The chive complains about SOPA and ACTA, because they hurt everyone and don't target thieves well. Then they steal copy righted material AND EDIT IT TO REMOVE CREDIT as seen below:
          <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/theoatmeal-img/comics/beverage_options/2.png&quot; alt="theoatmeal.com" width="510" height="373" />

          • meal

            i don't think you know what copyrighted means

          • Hmmmm...

            You come to theCHIVE for original content? Weird…

      • Equinox

        I would get pissed too… His comics are gold.

      • Equinox

        TheChive has lost maddd respect for this.

      • Jettison

        you idiots can go fuck yourselves. the chive has been doing this for YEARS and anytime someone brought it up they'd be met with "then what are you doing here??? GTFO!", and NOW you want to bitch about it? again, go get fisted by Wolverine.

    • Groggy

      They do this kind of shit all the time. As well as photoshopping "Chive On!" and "Hi Chive!" onto girl's asses every once in a while.

  • youknowit

    #21 So fucking true!

    • Underbaker

      Are you sure you didn't just create a good looking tranny, Letter C has quite a large bulge in the panties.

  • Pwithc

    #22 reverse it… like a boss

    • Biggus Diccus

      Fuck that, maybe the neighbors will think I'm a stud….nah just a weirdo

    • Just Sayin'

      only when home alone

      • GamerGirl84

        65% of the time, everytime;)

  • Eric

    Did anyone else think #20 was hilarious?

    • Seldi84

      You know he's so much of a douche he probably does only dream about himself.

    • Tim

      What a POS

    • Biggus Diccus

      Even has a gucci blanket, uberdouche

      • Above AVERAGE

        Uberdouche, now THAT should be added to the Oxford next go-round

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      I think he's his own reason to masturbate. #28

    • Scaviot Emporer

      butt Eric aka BK Fag, can you lyobh?

  • sdawson22

    #16 is why dogs are mans best friend and cat are ladies best friends!

    • Seldi84

      Because what they deny men, they end up living with.

      • BritBerrier

        i'm a dog person, can't stand cats, and i'm a girl!

        • Seldi84

          It's a punch line from a comic called Imran Yusuf stand up.
          .

        • Katie

          Same here, definitely a dog person

  • WTF

    #21 AND>>>

    • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

      this video is one mute button away from perfection

    • The_Dood

      I do not like you or your input.

      • WTF

        U R A FAG

    • Underbaker

      So like are you getting paid to advertise this video?

    • MaxxyWaxxy

      Someone stalking my account 😀

  • Jeremy

    #22… #28… Sploosh

  • Ruger

    #17 — My phone tells my every night when I set the alarm. Sometimes good, a lot of times disappointed.

  • wisemx

    #27 One is missing: U.S.M.C. Bikers stay clean, muscular, fit – High and Tight, Ooh Rah!

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      I assumed this was about the fixed wheel kind of bike. pics look like varying degrees of hipster to me.

      • jelly time

        fixed gear… fixed wheel doesnt move

  • bigsacguy

    Man almost all of these are reused… lazy much?

  • http://www.allinbayarea.com TWON925

    #17 no you are not

  • reaperMEDIC

    #28 Doubt it, but pretending I am just made my day. Thanks hahaha

    • hailey

      thinking that is going to get me through this day!

      • TitoRigatoni

        You've been my reason at least once, so, enjoy your day 🙂

        • Rigoing Teets

          I'm tito-ing my rigatoni right now

        • hailey

          aw, shucks! thanks! 😉

  • Andy Valentine

    #30 – I expect that the inverted commas around "Real Facts" are pretty appropriate for this one.

    • jared

      Well…looks like the people at Snapple finally got around to watching Inception.

    • Duckaz

      I decided to check into that and came across…

      <img src="http://i42.tinypic.com/140j0j9.jpg"&gt;

    • Dandy Ballentime

      I'd invert you on Ballentime's Day if your were comma-toast, beeach.

  • Steve

    #28 is oddly motivational…

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