Winston Churchill was kind of badass (15 Photos)

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  • Subliminal

    Henry Lee likes balls

    • etcrr

      ME TOO !!!

    • Pete

      Yeah, you suck

    • Henry Lee

      Way to bait me out fuckface

    • Flip Wilson

      He worked for me for 5 years. I dont recall him ever enjoying a single ball.

  • etcrr

    #3 this is the truth

    • Hector

      Or it could mean youre a total Douchebag……

      • 2Dogs

        that was a zinger for sure…although I love this chive thread…that was awesome.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      Now Churchill was a man with something to say…you should learn from him and not post the exact same comment you did on the last post…which you just did more or less.

      • etcrr

        Every time you troll me you say the same thing over and over. You and your friends are lame and just plain immature. Try growing up a bit and find something constructive to do with your life

    • josh

      and they got the reference right as well, way too many young people out there saying it was eminem or something

      • 2Dogs

        it was definatley Spongebob…hes behind it all…

    • The World

      Thr truth is that you are probably the lamest fuck on this site Stan-Dalone

    • Dez

      Word.

  • aciekay

    #14 wise words.

    • DrFap

      #13 This is a pic off the window of my favorite bar. "Quotations". It is located in Media PA, right outside of Philly.

  • Dinger

    #14 nuff said

    • banana flapjacks

      if u include tits and ass now nuff said bitch ass

      • Winston

        You both caught the part of that quote that suggested it's sometimes better to shut your trap, right?

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #8
    Ain't that the truth.

    • theyellowfever

      It's actual.

      • TomTheCameraGuy

        And everything is satisfactual

    • SARmedic

      Love that.

  • chethive

    Where have all the great leaders gone? #1 & #15 are timeless

    • JOHN

      Thumbs up their asses playing golf

      • Midgetized

        Except WInston Churchill turned out to be a drunk moron in the end, apparently nobody ever heard of Plan Unthinkable, where he planned on invading Russia immediately after WW2, where he would re-arm Nazi combatants to fight for their side. He was kicked out of Office ungracefully. he didn't step down.

        • mick0311

          Actually , that thought was very prevalent immediately after WWII. Let's not forget that Russia wasn't exactly on "our side" for the duration of the war. Although the term "Cold War" makes it sound less dangerous and costly, the immediate decades were extremely expensive for all countries involved, which was most of us. Russia could have been rolled up quite easily at the end of the war, if the Allies (minus Russia) kept rolling East. They were at the end of their rope toward the end. They chased a German army in full retreat with nothing much more than old men and boys, raping and pillaging the whole way.

          • Yep

            I seem to remember hearing that Patton was in on this as well.

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          Actually no, he wasn't kicked out of office ungracefully.

          During the war, the UK had a 'national government', a coalition of all the parties with Churchill at the head.

          The first post-war election was only a few months after the end of the war and people's thoughts and priorities were not on the campaign. A great many people assumed the national government would continue and Churchill, being immensely popular and venerated as much as the King, would stay as PM. There was widespread shock when people began to realise that Churchill was no longer in charge.

          Churchill returned as PM in 1951.

          • Stuart Finlay

            I am afraid he was kicked out as the British people thought they would get a return to pre war conservative atyle rule under Churchill.
            The labour government promised the people a better life with a health service and welfare.
            Churchill didn’t run a very good campaign and lost.
            It did him a favour as he was exhausted by the June of 1945.
            His wife said it was a blessing in disguise.
            He got back in in 1950 by which time the British people had seen through Labour.
            He once said the Labour govt wasn’t fit to run a whelk stall never mind a country.

    • tagbadger

      They have too much integrity to buy their way to the top, so instead they lead successful lives outside of the political sphere.

    • Heidi

      I think that Oscar Wilde actually said #15.

  • Badasallgetout

    He also said Keep Calm and Chive On… true story.

  • Shar11

    #1…nice….lol. very true

  • kingsize

    he's a great actor – saw him in Dr. Who – but all those 'quotes ' would have been written by the writers?

    Dont get it.

    • Fuck you

      2/10. Too obvious; try again.

    • AAWW Yeah

      I really, really, REALLY hope you're kidding. (If you are, the sarcasm/joke didn't come through. If you're not, you may want to go back to school, or at least read this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Winston_Churchill.)

      • Leon

        You are an idiot.

    • patience

      Oh My Dear Lord…Actor?Really?Seriously?(Another Face Palm )…

      • SLOOOTz

        Not sure if trolling lvl 73……. or dropped on head as child……

    • Ana

      REALLY?!? This is where America is headed….

      • andfukyamoms

        how can you ass clowns not tell that this man has obviously trolled the shit out of your faces.

        • nemesis

          ^this

    • poc129

      obvious troll is obvious, also not very good at trolling

    • M.O.T.

      I don't want to live on this planet anymore…

  • Armed Ann Dangerous

    #8 would be better on a girl with really big tits.

    • Brutal Deluxe

      They left out that quote. A pity, because it was one of his most famous.

    • Dirty Dingus

      That pretty much applied to everything.

    • ROK247

      your comment is incontrovertible,
      malice may attack it,
      ignorance may deride it,
      but in the end,
      there it is

  • Brandon

    Don't forget my favorite! "The Arabs are a backward people that eat nothing but camel dung!"

  • Dbswv

    glad to be British after reading this

    • Dodey G

      Better to be English

      • Midgetized

        Better to learn History and realize he was simply a poster boy elected to keep moral up in the country; once he actually got hold of power, he tried to start WW3. So he really shouldn't be considered too much of an idol since he was a drunken idiot.

        • mick0311

          Funny how different your view of history is than most. He was a great war-time leader, one of the best. That is a fact. Again, the fight with Russia afterwards would not have been as far-fetched as you believe, nor would it have been a "World War". Tell me, who would have been Russia's allies in this 3rd World War?

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          I assume you are trolling….

      • Dbswv

        yet im welsh 🙂

  • Martin McFly

    Winston Fucking Churchill…

    • KalleFuckinBlomkvist

      This post reminds me of Lizbeth Salandar

  • http://None Eric

    First. #7 is now my wallpaper. Great post.

    • DDD

      close to the definition of insanity… hmmm

  • The Game

    #15
    I was literally just thinking about this!

  • Dude Imbibes

    Other classics: "Dogs look up to us. Cats look down at us. Pigs view us as equals."
    "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on"

  • Chiv3On

    #15

    Churchill's wit was incredible

    • Jack_LeMac

      A playwright sends Churchill two tickets to his latest show; in the envelope is a letter from the playwright saying "I've sent a ticket to my latest show for you and a friend, if you have one." Churchill writes back, "Sorry I'll be busy that night, but I would love to come to your second showing, if you have one."
      Fuck yeah

  • justy_some_guy

    I think his best may be "I've gotten more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."

  • Rocks Off

    #15 hahahahahahahaha.

  • Dude Imbibes

    also… "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter."

    • truth

      This is more true today than it ever has been.

    • JOHN

      Thats actually the point of the constitution. Conflicting ideologies between morons arrests poor (*ahem* any) decision making… or should.

  • Gera

    Are you sure he said ALL those things?

    • Gallus

      Here is one of those cases where, if he didn't say them, he should have. Remember, the man was highly intelligent, well read and had a fine command of the language. If you have any doubts, just listen to his "blood, toil, tears and sweat" speech.

  • bulletstopper

    They did a survey of British school children two years ago, and half of them thought Winston Churchill was a made up person and not real.

  • Hunter_BZ

    #7 Something every young man should know when it comes to women!

  • Bob

    #15 Awesome!

    • mojo77

      Like a Boss

  • Tyler Durden

    "kind of" a badass? I'd say "definitely" a badass!

    • Steverino

      Had the balls to tell Hitler to go fuck himself. I would say thats completely fuckin badass !

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