Cat Saturday (26 Photos)

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  • eclipze

    I'm working on a Saturday and I hate my Jmeow!

    • Allex

      holy fuck THIS

  • Smee


  • smee


    • Paula_


      H… yeah, that.
      – Fan testimonial: "You were are and always will be the lowest form of life on this planet. Not fit for cleaning the shit off anyone's boots."

  • Robert

    Why am I still awake?

    • logic

      Cause you're not asleep?

  • aosdgkjosfgkj

    This is the worst part of the chive. Dogs are way better

    • david


      • Everclear

        Cats are smarter and require you to give a damn.

        • dirtysteve99

          Yes, cats are smarter, this is why there are trained seeing eye cats, rescue cats, and sniffer cats.

          • Allex

            i hate cats they are fucking useless. Only creeps and crazy cunts prefer cats over dogs

            • lunchbox

              Whoa easy on the "c" word there buddy…we have ladies that visit this site. And kitties.

              • dirtysteve99

                White Knight is here to protect he ladies from the word CUNT! I do hope they thank him for it!

                • Mmm_Ciao

                  I certainly appreciate it. Foul language is a huge turn off.

                  • allex

                    so is your face bimbo !

                    • apops

                      dont listen to em, u can sit on my face any day

                  • dirtysteve99

                    Quite right too madam, why shouldn't you be protected from harsh reality by a strong, virile man?

          • Project Mayhem

            Cats don't eat their own shit.

            • Brent

              Did you know that a domestic cat loose in a normal neighborhood is the equivalent of a small scale ecological disaster? They'll kill anything they can: Bugs, rodents, birds, other cats, small dogs if possible–anything.

              • dirtysteve99

                Children (allegedly)

              • Mike

                well my neighborhood is safe….my cat cant catch sh!t

            • Jack_LeMac

              No, they just wipe everything else's shit off of their bodies with their tongues

        • LucretiusCaro

          Stop anthropomorphizing your cats. They don't require you to do shit other than feed them and change their litter. They're decidedly not as smart as dogs, as many scientific studies have demonstrated. You know when your cat refuses to come when you call it? Yeah, it's not because it thinks it's too good for you; it's because most cats aren't smart enough to learn their own names.

    • Mike

      Why then do you 1) view this post & more importantly 2) comment that you don't like it?

    • @McBeastie666

      I'm glad this argument happens every single fucking week. It's really necessary.

  • Deb

    Cat Saturday is early! 🙂

    • TracerBullet_PI

  • chive addict

    Hugs back kcco

  • Clams

    I cat believe it! You must be kitten me, right meow!

  • Dan

    #11 Cat is not impressed.

  • Anonymous

    cats cats cats cats cats

  • Joe

    Seriously Chive, what is up with the commercials. Are you guys saving up for a new wing in the office??

    • Meowskers

      Whats up with your job faggot? You trying to earn a living or something?

      • Joe

        Angry much?

  • theyellowfever

    #10 And if you're not sure whether it's okay to pet them, just wait until they rub up against your leg.

    • shralp

      And if you piss them off, they will hiss and try to scratch you.

    • Carl R. Evans

      Miyamotosan gets so much pussy in Japan, he doesn't even need to know HOW to get pussy. It just HAPPENS for him.

  • Mad_Hittman

    #12 I shall name you Virginity and they will never take you away from me!

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      There is a whole bunch of what the fuck going on here….

    • Mad_Hittman2

      you know he's flamin'

  • Euhhh

    Ok to all the people that think that there should be a dog part of the chive. This is how it would go. “aaaaand sit boy for the photo!” Sits there and lets the photo happen. Cats are random and stupid, which makes them funny.

  • Stephanie

    Cat week, anyone?

    • Clams

      I like cats as much as the next person…. but I can't do without my future gaps involving humps inside red yoga pants bra-less… I just can't!

      • MattKL

        No Chivette of the Week! No Gap! No FLBP! Redheads! Humps! Or dozens of Sexy Chivettes! Gone, ALL GONE!

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      camel toe week would be better

    • chito

      too much

  • JerryLinGiant

    #16 nyanyaynayanyanya!

  • tko

    le drunk …. caturday … wooooo

  • yeah

    #22 i want one how do i get one

    • Jane
    • SweatersNStache

      Savannah Cat

    • Calm

      Yeah, an F1 savannah can run you over $10k.

      • Gatha

        Yup. F1 Savannahs go from $6k to $22k, depending on size, gender and percentage of Serval DNA. F2's are a bit cheaper, but not by much. F3-F6 vary, but are generally not worth the trouble, if what you want is maximum resemblance to the Serval species.

    • summer

      Considering the black nose, I'll say its an african serval not a savannah cat. You really have to do research on the breed to make sure you can give it a good quality of life. I really want one but I am in no position to have one :/ someday…

  • some bloke

    #8 I wonder what the story is behind this fantastic fuzzy? I hope he grows up big and strong and breeds a lot, for the good of his species!

  • hallucinatingmartyr

    Reblogged this on hallucinatingmartyr.

  • chiving all day

    Dags. What? Dags… ya like dags? Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dogs.

    • no1ukno

      That is a hilarious movie 😀 *snatch*

    • Samantha

      I ❤ you for that. Awesome movie

  • Squirrel

    Still awake for unknown reason, and titally fit shaced… Cats are cool… Oh, and your iPhone app. KCCO

  • MattKL

    #9 O hai

  • Kevin

    No chance #7

    • Drinox

      you can see the tape

    • K.L.

      He's probably just dead… don't worry about it.

  • Richard

    #21 I haz cheezeburger?

    • Bunny on nite shift

      Finally! Kitteh can haz cheezeburger!

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