Suspended camping tents anyone? (7 Photos)

  • etcrr

    #5 Looks like a fun

    • truth

      what the hell do you do when you got to take a piss in the middle of the night. Wake the whole camp up by falling out of your tent?

      • golden shower

        Piss out the front and hope no one walks under it.

  • scotology

    This kind of camping is not for noobs

    • Tim

      Usually it's noobs that think you need something like this to camp.

  • RandallWhat?

    How do you get in it?

    • Prometheus

      There is a ladder in the first picture, dude. Come on.

    • SpacemanSpiff

      like a boss…

  • zachary

    Tottaly waste of time..

  • Lazidude202

    Bears can climb trees!!! :O

    • Jawbone

      And they can sense menstruation!

    • Dr.JFever

      Yea but these look like bear piñatas. Might as well smear them with bacon grease & candy.

    • Rafael-RS

      so can snakes

    • CaptainInsano

      And they can tight rope walk!

    • justin

      Now one can get mauled by a bear in all three dimensions.

  • Trevor

    Got a link to find one?

  • brad

    then, you decide you need to put the stove in the vestibule to keep it out of the wind…

  • RealZoo

    It's off the ground away from pests and predators……..but going to the bathroom would be a bit of a hassle.

    • herp de derp

      i think it would make going to the bathroom easier

    • peefromtrees

      Only for the females. Guys=winning

    • Master_Rahl

      biggest hassle with going to the bathroom in these things would probably be from the people on the ground… where all the stuff is falling.

      • BloodScrubber

        You didn't see the button flap in the bottom? 😉

  • Oskar

    If I can fuck up a normal tent, this will probably result in serious damage to myself.

    • Donk Ebrain

      LOL ! Oh man, that's awesome, best comment I've read in a long time 😀

  • Shgall

    It's a hammock and a tent – how awesome is that!

    • Dick Salad

      It's a fucking bear piñata

  • Candybabe

    I'd buy it just to see what sex is like in one. It could go two ways: good or better.

    • tisha

      until you rip a seam… ever hit the ground with an erection at 32ft/sec² ??

      • Captain Obvious

        Doesn't Matter, Had Sex

      • Candybabe

        Seeing as I don't have a penis… 🙂

    • spicticus

      Sounds like fun, I'm in.

    • WTF

      excuse tyh efirst in

  • Sir Edmund

    As a hiker, I can tell you that camping 10 feet above the snow is not QUITE worth the 20 broken vertebrae carrying that thing up a mountain will give you.

    • Rafael-RS

      specially when that thing weights as muchs as 45 kgs

      practical when u can drive near to your camping site

  • Jawbone

    Solid footing wouldn’t exist, you and your tent partner would have to flop all over to get out. Horrible for midnight piss trips.

  • Sweet Dick Willy

    Will it stay up while I’m pile driving my 400lb gf?

  • spicticus

    It's like a hammock with shelter. AWESOME!

  • bob

    Has the designer not seen a 2 second pop up tent?! Tent up and beer in hand within a minute. Now that's what I call camping!

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    Thank you for giving our friends new ways to completely screw with us on camping trips. As if the hand in warm water wasn't enough of a prank.

  • freddy boy

    With a beautiful Chivette in hand, I'm willing to risk it.

  • Chook

    Would make camping in the north of Australia better. less worry about the big salties.

    • Blue

      Alright, I have to ask, irregardless of how dumb it makes me sound; what are the "big salties"?

  • aciekay

    #1 i'm not much for camping, but i think i would try it if i had one of these. bring it on, nature.

  • Woodsy

    #3 Doesn't make much sense. Usually, you use snow as insulation. Sitting above it would make you much colder.

    • ddd

      plus carrying those giant f*cking metal poles…

    • Brad

      And in the wind I would think this thing would act like a huge sail. there is a reason why 3-4 season tents are low-to-the-ground domes…

  • Brian


    Its a great idea, in theory. In practice, it pretty much sucked though, when I tried it. Spent the whole night spinning and tossing about, especially when the trees are not very close. Ended up sleeping on the ground.

  • TomatoTipper

    Do want. Always get my ass kicked be wildlife, not anymore! 🙂

  • Turbodude
  • Rick

    This is actually a good idea

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