The story of a South African family and their pet giraffe (10 Photos)

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  • AssClown

    Suid Afrika represent!!!
    Now I want one as well, guess I'll have to be satisfied with my pet pussy.

    Did you know, giraffes uses their tongues to clean their own ears?

    • Chivin' Dutchman


    • Matt

      Shot bru

    • MylesofStyles


    • BigMac

      Awe ma se kinners!

    • Ettienne

      Shot my bra! Suid Afrika verteenwoordig! CHIVE ON from SA!

      • LumpySpacePrincess

        South Africa sucks. I left there a long time ago. And I'm very, very glad I did so.

        • NickDB

          And we're very very glad you did too.

  • etcrr

    That's unbelievable, but very cool

    • et cetera

      What would be unbelievable is if the giraffe lived with its mortal enemies, the bear, lion and tiger.

      • etcrr

        FTW, LMAO

    • etcrr sucks

      shut the fuck up already…

    • etcrr

      You forgot to mention its long neck you fucktarded pile of stupid

  • dwide schrude

    Imagine just walking around your friends house and then a fucking giraffe walks by.

    • Frank

      Just imagine fucking a giraffe in your house when your friend walks by.

      • Robert

        Best comment EVR!

      • ken


    • Dirty_Dingus

      Imagine walking around your friend's house, then you step in a 5lb pile of shit on the carpet.

      • RY!

        i thought it was just the weed…nope..fucking giraffe

  • jonboy

    awww, was how I was feeling, and then:

    "However, tragically Fenne died suddenly"
    Thanks for that ending Chive. You dicks.

    • Lisa

      total buzzkill. assholes.

      • Tim

        And everyone everywhere lived happily ever after….

        Happy now, children?

        "On a long enough timeline, the survival rate of everyone drops to zero"

        • Foff

          cool story dad, can u read it to us again?

    • Mrs_Conejo

      sad that mom wasn't there to teach him what not to eat.

    • ZombieCyclist

      I know right?! I was waiting for the part where they released her into the wild, but no. Dead.

      • Tim

        c'est la vie

    • tommytwotime

      no shit man

  • Trav

    #9 Like a boss! RIP, Fenne.

    • HMMMMM

      Hey Trav let me take it up my ass

  • Jared S

    #10 i want a pet giraffe! although kind of a tragic and sudden ending there…

  • Dick Salad

    What a fucked story

  • MunMun$

    Fuck you Chive! At the end Fenne dies?!?! Who are you, Disney??

    • Ferngully

      HAHAHAHAHAHA!! That's freaking hilarious!!

    • The Mule

      LOL!!!!! no seriously, Disney is a group of bastards.

    • ZenkThEtanK

      Disney usually shoots you in the face at the beginning of the story… but funny none the less

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  • Roy1531

    I've got something in my eye, give me a second!

    • Eurodream

      Yeah..Like.. A twig or a branch…

    • Johnny Slappingham

      Damn onion cutting ninjas

  • Bonjo89

    Kind of a bummer story
    Would have made for an awesome pick up line…
    "Hey girl, why don't you come back to my place and I'll show you my 'giraffe'"

  • alleykay

    Awwww! So cute but then ends so horribly!

    • AdamBaldick

      Very true.. sadness

    • Um, errr, um


      • alleykay


  • Leonel_LyL

    #9 I want a giraffe! RIP little mate.

  • crazedmofo

    I was scrolling down reading the little paragraphs throughout the photos, then at the end it was just, BAM! Fenne is dead. WTF!!!

  • Oskar

    Way cooler than having a dog, that's for sure!

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #9 Renne Zellwegger?

    • rando


  • Travq

    #7 excuse me while I park my fucking giraffe right here

  • brer bear

    Stuffed, because accidentally fucking leaf of death.

  • logicyup

    I hope it was house trained. Just imagine waking up and stepping in a huge pile of giraffe shit.

    • blackbird163

      actually giraffe poop is really small and doesnt smell. from what i have seen on the nature shows

  • Diamondxp

    Way to go Craig. It's so nice for some to do something so selfless for another living thing. Sorry she died but she would have been gone long ago if not for you and your wonderful family. I salute you all.

  • VLC

    I knew I shouldn't have clicked on this but I’m such a sucker for animals I thought eh what’s the harm?…The poor fucking Giraffe died that’s what!! Thanks…good story bro

    • Tim

      Yes. It's best to hide in a hole in ignorance from the fact that everything dies.

  • Chivin' Dutchman

    #8 LOL Anyhow damn you poisoned leaves.

    • Darkside

      Mac the intern.

    • biggles

      That is the funniest picture I have ever seen

  • kevin subby

    there are good people in this world! RIP fenne. are there any cute videos?

  • reebus


    • MediumJim

      fuck off,

  • vindi

    I blame Kony!!

    • Luister Boetie


    • Tim

      I blame Carl Weathers.

      • Dr. Evil

        Don'tcha know that mayer jacoby was responsible for the Kony vid going viral?

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