Sara Jean Underwood knows how to party (32 Photos)

Sara Jean Underwood is a special kind of awesome. Part of the reason Sara has such a large following is because she doesn't attempt to be too cool. Sara's an open book, her Twitter Page is candid and self-deprecating, she's constantly making fun of herself rather than trying to be sexy which is, of course, sexy.

We've met Sara a couple times and she's been nothing but enchanting so we figured it was time she got her own gallery on theCHIVE highlighting the one thing she does almost as good as modeling, just having a good time.

Say hi to Sara on her Twitter page, she's usually very responsive to her followers.

Sara’s Twitter Page.

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  • johnston

    #2

    For me? Thank you

    • Kodos

      if Sara includes a sandwich with that she will have my eternal gratitude..

      • The real slim shady

        Meh. Fake tits. And bad ones at that.

        • bill

          Doesn't matter fapped anyway.

        • its_forge

          She more than makes up for it by being exceedingly adorable and fun and having a bottom so lovely people have died just looking at it.

        • Ze FrenchMan

          agreed – girls: for the love of You all, please stay natural and leave those rubber tits alone. You all look so much better with the real things, even if they are smaller !!!!

    • jake

      Why cant all women be as thin as her?

      • gandalf

        she is too thin. need some meat on them bones. plus jake, you're probably a pussy. how would you feel if women were like why isn't jake more masculine and jacked?

  • mark

    #20, #23

    This girl has made her way into my top 5 with a bullet.

    • Van

      awesome quote…fav movie

    • yup

      I dunno…. somethin about her makes me wanna punch her in her repetitive posed face…..

      • Kowabunga

        hilarious

  • EasternCanuck

    #18 wouldn't mind being on that boat…

    • Chivacy Please

      Motor boating??

      • Danno

        Even with her duck face?! Hell Yesssss

    • alaa

      nice look

    • lonin

      Wait…is that Pinky in the middle?

    • Anon

      boats n hoes!

  • whyme1973

    #6 #9 #21 #29 #31 She is unfairly hot. Damn.

  • Dima

    #29 ! amazing

  • cubicle time

    #2, #14, #24

    this gallery actually makes you wanna party with the girl…. oh and there's the chive actually partying with her.

    I hate you guys. I love you. But I hate you.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I feel like I could be a dork around her and she'd be cool. Just playfully silly yet smoking hot, my ideal woman.

    • Si1entStatic

      so apparently G4 TV and AOTS don't pay that well. if she needs to moonlight at parties #24

      • mouchette

        nice humblebrag.

    • mouchette

      #14 Big Wangs!! Lotta good times there.

  • Mike

    Unreal

    • CapitaBlaster

      i bet she has a really wide vagina

  • BigMIKe

    #29
    Why cant every girl wear a shirt like that?

    • Ned_Plimpton

      I don't think you'd want EVERY girl to.

    • gs425

      Because not every girl should wear a shirt like that.

    • TMT

      no girls should wear shirt at all

    • Gallus

      Every girl *can* wear a shirt like that – but they won't all look that good.

  • Martin_McFly

    #13 She obviously knows whats important

    • Dakota

      but can she make a sandwich??

  • parlay

    #20, #23, #18

    I think a trip to the Chive offices is in order, Sara

  • Alex

    One of, if not THE sexiest women on the planet.

    • Bert

      Amen!

    • Dirty_Dingus

      Some of the Chivetts are hotter, IMO. But ya…she's still smokin'

  • Kodos

    #4
    I like the hot & sweaty look

    • its_forge

      That'd actually be the "just sprayed from a spray bottle" look.

      • saf

        whatsaneva it is , it looks good on her!!!

        • its_forge

          She'd look good in a trash bag and a pair of elk antlers.

  • Leddy420

    #26

    Nice pit-stains, Mac.

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Hence the hover hand from Sara

      • Leddy420

        Touche

      • Gotta be fresh.

        Haha!

    • Dylan

      You'd probably have far worse pit stains than Mac if you were actually hanging out with Sara

      • http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh

        stop being a dick rider.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        I'm pit stain proof.

    • SquishyFlint

      Pit-stains/hover-hand or not, he's….wait…Mac can SMILE?!?

  • mark taper

    #31

    Go to her Twitter and let her know we think she should be the chivette of the week.

    • sean

      chivette of the year

  • Martin_McFly

    #9 Holy Mother of God!!
    I can think of a few other things she could ride….

    • Johnson

      Like?

      • Martin_McFly

        a flying unicorn.. duh

    • thatguy

      Ok, photoshop geniuses, get to work on enhancing the reflection in that window!

      • its_forge

        enhance enhance enhance!!!!

        • MattKL

          Oh just print the damn thing!

          • its_forge

            I was just making fun of the silly bullshit on CSI. Yes, we can so definitely read what's on that guy's cell phone screen 400 yards away by "enhancing" an image we got from this super-compressed black and white video taken by a $30 surveillance camera some schmuck put up on the back entrance of his scrapyard. Totally.

            • JHL1

              You just have to press CTRL-DO-IMPOSSIBLE.
              Easy-peasy

      • Simon

        or google her and find the millions of videos and pics of her naked…

      • asdasd

        Or just google image Sara Underwood with safe search off. VOILA!

  • MykeLaw

    #26

    Hoverhanded , by Sara Jean

    • spooky

      look how bad mac is sweating lol

  • Mathias

    #28 I never believed Harley when he said he was a chick magnet, but that guy is awesome

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      He's about ready to a-drip on that special sauce!

    • elunknown

      Where is the bacon!!!!!

      • Dee

        Were you not looking at her bikini?? Know how I know you're gay.. :p

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #31 Never heard of her, but… She's not ugly!!

    • Playmate

      She went to a Playboy audition in college… posed numerous times, and was PMOY.

      • Buzz McKillington

        Also, she has a role in the movie Miss March as herself (she's the bunny with the small dog)

        • Ned_Plimpton

          Worst movie ever.

  • bones

    #31 good lord. HOT!

  • Randazzle

    A bag of coke and fist full of hundreds and you can party with her!

  • MassChiver

    #26 SJU hover hand

    • zgl

      along with the '…ugh…' facial expression.

      • http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh

        lol no kidding

    • loui vito

      I was to busy looking for a nip slip to even notice the hover hand

  • Karen

    What do you mean she "doesn't try to be sexy"? She clearly tries…not saying it doesn't WORK but i mean she does try..hard.. 😛

    • Colleen

      Don't be a jealous fat cunt.

      • Irishstephen

        Wow… overkill with the c-word!

        • Colleen

          Fuck you, cunt…dumbass liquored up potato muncher.

          • TIM

            hahahahaha

            I fuckin hate potatoes.

    • sinch

      i agree. I like my hotties nice and dumb. And no personality. Otherwise, they'll just talk back or be wittier than me. And we can't have that.

  • rikooprate

    Holy JEBUS! She is my All-Time favorite dream girl. Llyod Christmas in full effect…

    • terd

      would love to eat her pussy

      • Guest

        Don't be a terd. ooops, too late.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Sizzlin' hot & she does not take herself too seriously. Taking notes girls?

    • gemma

      Yes sir…notes say…become an alcoholic and men will love me…at least until age 30 when I then look 40 because all I did was party…very good idea.

    • Duke

      Au contraire, I bet the girl takes herself very seriously. So seriously her self esteem is based on sexual attention. If every girl behaved the cockiness and immaturity displayed on this post, they'd all kill each other off.

    • etcrr

      Sara Is to women what Bill Fucking Murray is to comedy

      • etcrr

        Does the OCD make you post on the first page?

        delete, delete, delete.

      • Sleep_Salone

        Stan is to comments what chancres are to oral sex.

  • jasonsapunka

    #6 "she's constantly making fun of herself rather than trying to be sexy"

    Wait, what? What does she look like when she IS trying?

    • bigD

      That would have something to do with the photographer's light boom right next to her bath tub. I mean, who doesn't have one of those in the bathroom?

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