A teenager from Minnesota who asks porn stars to prom via Twitter


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  • etcrr

    Well you have to give him an A for effort

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Hey look, he asked your mom too! What a coincidence!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one you love to hate

      • Get a life stan

        Once again Paula shows up and nails a reply perfectly, much to the dismay of poor Stanley of course.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "Once again Paula shows up and nails a reply perfectly, much to the dismay of poor Stanley of course."

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Hell I'm dead too already…

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – or at least I smell that way…

      • Stan_Dalone

        thats weird so did mine mine died in 95 two

      • Bill57

        my mom dyde in 1995 to i wonder if they knowed themselfs

    • GreatCowGod

      An A for effort, but a D for financial follow-through. Kid caught lightning in a bottle and had no idea what to do with it!

      • katie

        An 18 year old should be able to afford a plane ticket

        • Ned_Plimpton

          He's a high school student. Most of which have no income.

        • Colleen

          Zip it Katie…you're a whore.

      • OnehandJack

        Most of us are chasing cars at that age too.

    • thom

      He is getting shutdown by the School district: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/21/teens-porn-s

    • Dr.Benway

      An A for effort for spamming?

    • JOe J

      The school ruined it. No 19 year old porn star coming to his prom.

  • brad

    Give him all the money!

    • Me.

      I agree let's get this kid a date.

    • Rick_

      Chive, do your thing.

      • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

        I'd donate! 🙂

    • Joe

      Chive_ give him the $400 bucks. Then get a photographer there and post the pictures on the site! It would be funny!

    • Dew
  • IslandNerd

    LOL… hey chive lets raise money for his date!!!

    • etcrr

      he would probably have to pay her as well, not just the plane ticket, Just a guess

      • Justgotsomedidyou?

        Sounds like experience talking. Stan-Dalone paying for sex since 1972

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Reality check: TRYING to pay for sex, so far: no takers.

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "Once again Paula shows up and nails a reply perfectly, much to the dismay of poor Stanley of course."

          • Idiot Troll

            You're an idiot as always

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Thanks.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I'd pay for photo's of that, and dinner too. Would make an excellent and unique gallery (hear that John, UNIQUE photos?) for the Chive too!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Once again Paula shows up and nails a reply perfectly, much to the dismay of poor Stanley of course."

      • Ned_Plimpton

        For the very first time I can say, I agree with Paula.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Yeah that's fine and all but DO NOT THUMB ME UP asshats!!11!

          No hug,
          Paula
          – it kills my vibe!

          • ThumbsUpToPaula

            Would you rather we fingered you instead?? 😉

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Well feel free to try, but I think it's only fair to warn ya… the last guy who tried got stuck; we had to cut off his arm above his elbow. Was a bloody mess, worse than that rock climber that got his arm stuck and had to cut it off too…

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – I ❤ fur

              • ThumbsUpToPaula

                LOL! His arm isn't still there, is it?? 😀

                Cheers,
                Me

    • LucretiusCarus

      Hell yes. I'd donate money to this cause. He even got a yes from two of them, it seems.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Ooooh this could be soooo good…

        If the Chivers donate a bit, let's say a few 1,000 in total, he could go to the prom with like THREE OR FOUR pornstars! Hell John, that would make for an awesome and UNIQUE (!) photo gallery… You'd make the news with that kind of shit.

        Are you reading this John? Get off your ass and MAKE IT SO already!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – is it strange that this turns me on?

        • Jesus

          Hell yes! If the Chive decides to make a gallery, it's free publicity for the porn stars, too. Straight to the Chivers, undoubtedly their target audience… But at least we could make this kid's night crazy awesome.

      • Hugh_Midtiphiar

        I'm in.

    • Tyler M

      Agreed!!! Chive fund-raiser with a promise of pictures for an album. We need to make his dream come true.

      • will

        I agree, I would definitely donate to that, CMON CHIVE!

    • Bogus

      This needs to be accomplished ASAP! I'm in

    • Biggus Diccus

      Hell why not fly everyone that will go. The way this site raises money for good causes I think it can happen in a day. This would probably recieve national attention so any porn star could get their name out there. And this guy would have the time of his life.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Even if the kid didn't get laid by one of the porn stars on prom night, he would get laid from an envious classmate before graduation guaranteed.

        I'm all for raising money. I got 5 on it.

    • Bud

      Count me in!

    • steveystevesteve

      Agreed. Where's the donate button Chive?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000214752111 Armando Navarro

      This reminds me of that movie The Girl Next Door lol.

      • Fart

        I was going to say Patch Adams…but ya, that movie too!

    • Jay $$$

      He can make money selling "Keep Calm and Take a Porn Star to Prom" T-shirts.

    • Dew
    • chong

      HAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • Eric

      http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/03/21/teens-porn-s

      I would be glad to help raise the money but its not happening…

    • ARey

      I will donate some money to get this kid a pornstar as a date

    • Lets Do It

      I am in Let me know where to send my $5 and my wife said she will put in $10 for the photo gallery paula was asking about so there is 15 from my household….I just called the guys at work that chive as well and i can get them to all fork over 5 bucks if we all call the other stores that chive then my district could raise a good $600. District 69 in Cincinnati Ohio for the win?

  • Neri B.

    Let's hope this kid plays it safe with whichever one of these porn stars he takes.

    • reivers

      No joke, with all the high 5's he'd get, his shoulder might be in serious trouble.

      Is there a donate button somewhere? lol

      • Si1entStatic

        Not sure if they're trying to give high 5's or open handed bitch slaps of jealousy ………

  • Raiko

    You just know if he gets one of them to be his date, he will get laid.

    • mike

      not unless he pays them thousands of dollars. those girls wont fuck some fat kid for free.

      everybody check out my bands website and fan us!

      summerandlightning/reverbnation

      • Nick

        maybe they'll do it "Pro Bono"

        • everything's great

          ''pro boner'' you mean

          • Andy Valentine

            Bazinga

  • Rollout25

    #10 @NatbyNature is actually WWE wrestler Natalya Neidhart. She is the niece to Bret Hart

    • Falthor

      Daughter of Jim Neidhart, great person, and very pretty in real life, although a little buff for some guys I'm sure.

    • MAG

      Who gives a shit, is this ancestry.com or what?

      • Fart

        You don't have to know what you're looking for…you just have to look!

  • fuckmarkzuckerberg

    Ummm, Chive could we not do one of those things where we raise money for someone in need. This kid has a need that we can fill, no pun intended

    • Fry

      shut up and take all my money

  • MattKL

    Kid has balls, that's for sure.

    • http://hermesdfo.blogspot.com Hermes

      he has blue balls

  • yeeNyeee

    help this kid please,he would not be doing this if he didnt need a boost of self-esteem,good luck buddy

  • Kcruz09

    I think if each chiver gave $.50, we could give this young chiver the best night of his life. Just make sure you film everything.

    • 54adam

      Project XXX

  • Dustin

    I will donate a few bucks.

  • Jim

    Where do we donate! Let’s all help one kid have the dream we all wish we could have lived in prom night!

  • mau

    Dont know if genius or creep

    • JustCellis

      GENIUS!! Where was Twitter 12 yrs ago!! hahahaha

  • Mad_Hittman

    This is awesome. Wonder what his parents (especially dad) would say if he brought one of them home and said ''This is ________, you probably know her from Anal intruders''

    • Dad

      That awkward moment, when you realize you know your son's date better than he does.

  • Mark

    Raise some dough so this kid can get a ho!

    Count me in!

  • Arnold Kiss

    I bet everyone 100$ he gets friendzoned 😛

    • steveystevesteve

      I'll take that bet. He won't get any action, but I can't see a dude who has no problem tweeting a prom invite to ALL the porn stars getting friendzoned either.

  • Jameswastaken

    I could only begin to imagine the looks on his teachers faces when a bombshell like Megan Piper walked through the door with him.

    • Hippie Hipster Not

      Yeah, especially the Shop Teacher with all his kiddie porn on his laptop, and the English Teacher that's that screwing the football team and of course the Principle who's having a gay affair with the Coach….yup they'd be shocked alright.

    • Sleep_Salone

      Listen to Stan on this one…he has lot lizzard experience.

  • MonkeyMadness

    What a dumbass, he offers to buy their plane ticket and then says he doesn't have the money… YOU DON'T TELL THEM THAT!! YOU RAISE THE MONEY!! AND FAST!!
    You gotta give him credit for trying! 😛

    • Ned_Plimpton

      That was his only mistake, but nevertheless a big one.

      • docbrown88mph

        Hell, he's over 18, just sign up for a crappy $500 limit credit card. That should pay for most domestic round trip flights in the US. And yes, YOU NEVER TELL THEM YOU DON'T HAVE THE MONEY!!!!!!!!

  • Anonymous

    Chive you should help the kid raise money for the airfare. I’ll pitch in a couple of bucks.

  • Dbswv

    The latest Chive fundraiser?

  • JoeyWJ

    Where do we donate and why the hell didn't I do this???!!!??

  • mike

    this fat kid needs to run an hour a day, and go on adkins if he wants to get laid like other kids his age, if he wont then welcome to the real world where nothing comes to the lazy!

    • tango

      jerky boy

    • Jason

      He's got at least 6 weeks to get himself in better shape. You have to believe he would be in the gym hours a day as soon as one of them said yes.

  • jhf60

    Not necessarily a smart move, but it sure was one of the ballsier moves I've seen.

  • Kvothe

    Not really a ballsy move to ask someone out on the internet you know will say no.

    • Dener

      but if only one says yes…

  • PJ Hartman

    knowing the chivers, we could get him all the tickets and give him 50 dates to prom. If there was a way to donate I would

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