A little inspiration goes a long way (25 Photos)

  • http://TheChive AJ

    Be first!

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      Be creative (try it sometime)

    • minervamink0903

      and 2 fucks were not given in regards to you being first. 🙂

  • Bored


    • Him.

      #21 Made me laugh…and I'm sitting on the toilet… Mind=blown.

  • DickFister

    I disagree. I really liked walking in and seeing my fifth-grade teacher in her short skirt and high heels.

    • Midgetized

      If I remembered it was a Scottish fellow who wore his kilt everyday, we just told you that bulge was her lady-penis.

    • TheAutomaticMan

      wow… started early. I was worried about Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Ghostbusters when i was in 5th grade. No worries though, I'm making up for lost time now 😉 haha

  • Pooreman1972

    Third :/

  • LucretiusCarus

    #14 Fuckin' right, Edgar. Fuckin' right.

    • stumeister

      Give this man a Bells

    • Big Neil to the A

      Dear Edgar,

      You were never on the moon. Nor was anyone else, including me.

      In earnest and reality based on facts,

      Neil Armstrong

      • LucretiusCarus

        Only a matter of time before the "we never went to the moon" kooks show up.

        • Mark

          Or the people that believe everything that they hear or "see", chime in.

  • JJJ

    #6 and #16 go together nicely

    • Atom819

      I love #6

      Should be every marriage's motto.

      • thedude325

        Agreed. This is fucking awesome.

    • non-profit

      words of a true socialist

      • non-prophet

        not surprised the internet is afraid of the word "socialist"

  • whyme1973

    #12 I need to make sure my former employer sees this.

    • Guest

      Rent the billboard next door.

    • http://twitter.com/TAndrewarhol @TAndrewarhol

      Putting this on my grandmother's computer.

    • bisonbade

      I wish the girlfriend would take this to heart

  • CaseyyesaC

    Reading this while listening to Placebo – Running up that Hill, certainly gets you in a amazing vibe!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    they forgot #9a on their list: & Chive On!

  • Scott

    If only my bosses at work would heed this advice….

    • http://twitter.com/budman43224 @budman43224

      Or Paula

    • Havaard

      Abraham Lincoln ripped that quote off the Havamal.

    • maraloc

      That's actually a quote from Mark Twain.

      • Jim

        Correct, it's a misquote, Mark Twain is alleged to have said it first. But you can never really trust the internet, can you?

  • untamedride

    #23 dogs rule

    • Billy

      O'doyle rules

  • BigManJones

    #10 How many times do I have to see this motherfucker before theChive decides to retire it?

    • DaddyD

      42 times.

  • jbrown

    the last quote is all truth

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm


      You're Welcome

  • TubaGeek

    I'm pretty sure Victor Hugo never wrote that line… It's from the musical, not the novel.

    • NME

      Does that make it less inspirational?

    • arglefargle

      Agreed. Bummer that people are thumbing you down when you're correct. I guess that's the nature of the Chive.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    "There are good ships and wood ships, ships that sail the sea, but the best ships are friendships, may they always be."
    ~Irish Proverb

    I remember my grandmother saying this from time to time.

    • frankus

      an old old wooden ship

      • Yessirr

        What in the hell's diversity? 😀

  • etcrr

    #24 whoever said this doesn't understand women

    • os310


    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      ha! and you do.

      • etcrr

        Hell No McStupid, Not only do I not understand women I don't understand how you can be so stupid and immature, yet stay alive?

        • etcrr's goat

          Why you don't understand me?

        • FUStan

          Protect that precious 127p there Stan…delete delete delete

  • I hate msnbc

    Keith Olbermann is a douchebag.

    • Guse

      How DARE you, sir! How DAAARE YOU!

    • the Ancient Chiver

      My Young Chiving Friend-

      There are some situations where a man simply can not win. For example- fighting with a flaming homo. If you lose, you lose, and if you win~ you lose. Don't go there.

      Either you are right about him, or you are wrong. Either he is, or he isn't. If he isn't- then you become the d-bag for maligning his character. If he is, then feel sorry for him. Pointing it out simply makes you a d-bag too.

      Please go back & read #14, then read #19, then read #11, then read #24. Now~ Chive On with the rest of your day!

      the Ancient Chiver

      • Fuck Olberman

        Oh, go suck Rachel Madcow's cock.

    • Red

      Yeah, I am a little surprised he would say something this profound. I guess even the biggest duchebags can sometimes get lucky and pull one out of their ass.

  • that_ALBANIAN_guy

    And what makes you stronger is releasing a swarm of mosquitoes on a room full of people at a conference for a cure for malaria.

  • that_ALBANIAN_guy

    I think I need more #2. The pursuit to happiness is anything but happy.

  • John Kenny

    I disagree. I think we know a great deal about black holes. ^_^

    • Parallendicular

      We know what we can observe, but that statement specifically said "Understand". Just like a black hole, we can watch a woman fall in love with a douchebag, and create elaborate theories to try to make sense of what we see, but we'll probably never understand it at a human level.

  • http://twitter.com/mkingscott @mkingscott

    #18 This – now, best get back to work 😉

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1013627547 Daniel Colby

    #21 The best part is the disclaimer at the bottom that undercuts the entire message

  • Sauza

    #18 This is a huge misinterpretation that i see everywhere.
    By wait one doesn't mean to litterally wait, it means patience, the more patient you are the more good things you'll have, thus this means that you work your ass off while being patient because most of people nowadays work their ass off and are waiting for results impatiently, when nothing happens in short term they just throw everything.

    • Confused

      You reap what you sow, You just have to be patient enough to see it grow and develop

  • frankus

    shut up marco from trapoya

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1013627547 Daniel Colby

    #20 Sorry, I meant this one. The best part is the disclaimer at the bottom that undercuts the entire message

    • Francois

      yes he is a massive tool.

    • Mojopin9

      one more reason to avoid Starbucks.

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