That’s one way to market your airline (24 photos)

  • MOAR

    It's nice to see a corporation with a sense of humor.

    • Michael

      It's all fun and games until the plane crashes.

    • unreal_vector

      They also have some entertaining hostesses:

      And do yourself a favour and check out some of their ads on youtube. They're not bad…

  • Katie

    I like it, seems like a fun airline

  • Jayyy

    Just don't fly Jet Blue 🙂

    • Chuck


    • dkassa

      Everyone PRAY!!!! ITs A BOMB

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #24 Good to see there's still some humor out there.

    • nemesis

      "Look, put the fucking glasses on or you're out of a job. And would it hurt you to smile?"

      Later: "turbulence"

    • biggles

      errrr. No…wouldn't fly this airline.

    • Dreadjaws

      I hope they wear those while flying.

  • elliott

    Ridiculous or funny? Maybe both

  • Anna

    #22 is awesome

  • uofl


    • ancientlegacy

      You fail

  • Jeremy D Warren

    I bet if the domestic airlines would be more light-hearted, like these people are, they wouldn't be filing bankruptcy left and right. KCCO Africa, you're doing it right

  • tv_paul


    It's the Roomba 3000 Street Cleaner

    • The Pict


  • echogeo

    Can very easily see them wearing Chive shirts.

    • Nammer

      Most of the pilots actually are Chivers. I know from experience.

  • rUx

    proudly South African , cool airline

    • Ettienne

      Proudly Souf African. 🙂 x2 CHIVE ON my chana!

  • ST33

    Burn you bra

    • Betha

      hahah nice one boet!!!

  • passwordistaco

    Do the stewardesses' uniforms have instructions as well?

  • LucretiusCarus

    #22 Ummm…what's that coming out of the tip of your zipper?

    • @Computalotapus

      it's a pencil… 😉

    • b-ry

      Is that a Boeing, or are you just happy to see me?

  • etc4779

    I think this airline deserves complimentary KCCO shirts for all of their pilots…

  • ancientlegacy

    That's pretty awesome!
    I'd fly with them.

  • trill

    pilots are still white. Way to go Mandela

    • Jake too

      You do know that like most of northern Africa is white? And that pilots get payed like school teachers if not less?

      • cerevis

        Northern Africa???? Where did you goto school!?! Kalula is a SOUTH African company. North Africa is a combination of arab and black race. There is no country within the continent of Africa that has a majority white population! Pilots in SA are very well paid, far higher than any school teacher. Go back to school and learn a few facts about the world before you spew gibberish like this out.

        • Jake too


    • Rhodesia

      Lets talk about Mugabe for a minute then…

    • Vaal Donkie

      Fun South African fact #233 the word "tril" is slang for penis.

      • Nammer

        En die Donkie wen die rondte!

    • slam

      just cos the photo shows white pilots prove all the pilots are white hey? You are an imbecile

    • Sam

      Because of Afirmative action, 30% of South African students are not accepted into university for their marks, but for being black. This means that we have loads of students with fantastic matric results, but a lot of them are turned down for black students. Now if you did any research, you would know that the majority of black students in SA fail matric, so the few that do pass, have very low marks. Now, do you want to fly with the white pilot that earned his way into university, or the black guy that passed by the skin of his teeth? And for the record, I'm not saying that SA black people are stupid, they go to public schools and the government doesn't realy do much for their education. The black people who are better off send their kids to better schools, and their marks are fantastic. There is only a small portion of them in general, and yes, I'm sure they go to university too, but I would assume that they make up maybe 5% of every university's first years. The topic of which race gets a better education is a whole other topic all together, the point I'm trying to make here is, who IS currently properly educated, and who do you choose to control your life's fate? I'm gonna go with the guy that studied!

  • toastymoe

    i can't believe i wasted 45 seconds of my life scrolling through this post and then typing this comment…

  • Andyt Marshall

    Kulula's airline attendants and pilots are known for injecting a sense of humour into situations:

    "If you are caught smoking, you will be asked to leave the aircraft"
    "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."

    To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull the belt tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one by now, then you probably shouldn't be allowed out in public unsupervised."

    "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane."

    "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child travelling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are travelling with more than one small child, pick your favourite."

    "Kulula Airlines is pleased to announce that we have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"

    • CabanaDan

      Sounds like Southwest Airlines. At the end of the flight: "Ladies and Gentleman, we have a gentleman on the flight today celebrating his 90th birthday and today was his first time on an airplane! [cheers]. So on your way out, say happy birthday to the Captain."

      • L337L355

        Yeah, I've been Southwest Airlines a lot lately, and I really enjoy their sense of humor. I rather like the rapping flight attendants. XD

    • Steven B

      Hilarious, i'd love to use this airline!

  • Nick

    Trill… More like troll, come see what affirmative action is doing to SA. BTW, we do have black pilots.

    • trill

      more african-american africans for pilots!

      • Jake too

        You're an idiot. Why would there be African Americans IN Africa?!

        • marty


          • ugh

            Also a hint. The white people (Afrikaner) are African too.
            Thanks US political correctness.

            • Slam

              not every white guy in South Africa is Afrikaans you ignorant clown

  • _Moose_

    What kind of padkos do we have in the boot? Let's throw a couple more on the barbie.


    • Muzz

      "Barbie" is Australian.. "Braai" is South African.. just saying..

      • CalculatedRisk

        Se maar net…

      • _Moose_

        Ek weet.

  • Reber

    Worst. Travel. Experience. Evar. Don't fly with them!

    • Nammer

      This from the guy who misspells "ever".

  • Chad

    Was in South Africa last week and flew Kulula between Lanseria and Cape Town–I think it was #7 paint job. The comments the attendants made during the pre-flight safety announcement were hilarious.

    Everything about it reminded me of Southwest.

    • skwee

      Made a hard landing once and the flight attendant said "that was a bit of a hard landing folks, but it wasn't the captain's fault, it was the asphalt." huh ha ha ha ha…ok not funny

  • @Computalotapus

    the best work environment to have for your employees is a fun environment. Think they are doing it right

  • DaddyD

    I can. You're an idiot troll.

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