Summer is near, a dog’s worst enemy returns (33 Photos)

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  • passwordistaco

    33 reasons Dogs are better than Cats.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      i see no dogs snuggling in between a woman's bountiful breasts like I do on every cat post…so you're argument is invalid.

      • passwordistaco

        My dog knows her place, the foot of the bed. Leave the breast snuggling to me thank you.

      • Backslash

        *your

        • J-Z

          i saw that a lol'd. so glad someone else noticed

    • Euhhh

      Ya right.

  • Possum

    Cool, but you can do better than this Chive…

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      After the April Fools Cat Massacre, I'm taking this.

    • GTIowa

      You've got to be kidding me. This is what Chive is…. all sorts of randomness to make light of life. It can't all be FLBP and Mind the Gap, that would turn the Chive into something else.

      • Pesto

        Word. You want vagina all the time turn off the computer and go find some.

    • DoomsDayDub

      Haha, maybe it is just me, but this was funnier than a lot of the posts.

  • Ned_Plimpton

    Reminds me of this episode of The Simpsons…


    • driftwoodprose

      It's not at all sad that I knew exactly the scene you were linking to well before opening the link. Great scene.

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #23 No fear, just an awesome dog

    • Lunchbox

      Or accepting defeat.

    • JHL1

      Perhaps it's just a…. wait for it…… hot dog.

  • peter

    bark with me if you're my dogs

    • The_Dood
    • snap

      i'm a gangster, yo yo yo

    • Haha

      I thought your comment was funny Peter. Haha.

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #29 good thing they are watering the sand

    • dawgbone

      Quite the dirt farm they've got growing there.

      • Lil John

        I'm glad *I* don't have to clean that house later.

    • steve

      they probably just turned on the sprinkler to let the dog play in it, it's probably scorching where they're at.

  • uru

    acá el invierno esta cerca, mejor me voy para allá.

    • uru

      -8? that´s racist!

      • English Motherfucker

        Go be foreign somewhere else.

        • uru

          i like it here, best site in the world. if you dont like it go fuck yourself

        • SadeShadz

          lol xD

        • Jack_LeMac

          *sigh*

      • ferners

        so you can speak english you just like being a fuck. dont question the -12

      • seba

        tooo bad you that you can only speak or write 1 language we can speak 2 😀 get a dog dude. saludos desde argentina.

    • Matty P

      I don't speak much spanish but I didn't see the word for "dog" or "water" in there. I just assumed you were saying something insulting…

      • uru

        my english not really good, i will try my best. No insulting from me, im respectful

        • Matty P

          Your english is better than many of the Americans on here so +1 for trying…Chive on!

      • JBinNC

        He said that winter is on it's way where he lives (I assume Argentina), I should come up that way. Or you could use Google translate and not thumb people down for no reason.

        • MMZX

          The flag is from Uruguay… just saying..

    • Ray

      "English dude…no one can understand that shit".

      • Markus

        English motherfucker, do you speak it!

    • Rafael-RS

      hermano uruguayo
      saludos de Porto Alegre, Brasil

    • Thoridin58

      TO EVERYONE: theChive is viewed ALL over the world, not just in 'Merika. And believe it or not, some people just feel more comfortable stating something in their native language. Just because you never learned another language doesn't make it right for you to tell him to "Go be foreign somewhere else." or "English dude…no one can understand that shit". Guess theChive should no longer accept submissions from FOREIGN Chivettes.

      TO URU: Saludos desde Georgia, USA. No todos los Americanos son tan ignorante como muestran algunos acqui.

      And before anyone asks (or accuses me of not being): Born and raised in the USA and proud of it. Can speak English (primary language), Spanish (secondary) and can understand some Italian, French (no French insults please), Portuguese.

      Even know a little Latin:
      Semper Fidelis (SEMPER FI – And yes, I earned my Eagle, Globe and Anchor)

      ChiveOn

      • uru

        thanks for the support!

      • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000139754694 David Miller

        We need more camaraderie like yours, man.

      • sfb101

        U DA MAN! Well said

      • JHL1

        Thoridin…. sounds dwarvish

  • Joe

    #32 Berner is awesome

    • chucklesclown

      They are indeed.

  • Bon_nie

    #11 is all like – 'I am the master of the water sprayer!'

    • jamed

      He may be enjoying this a little to much

      • drewplp

        I was wondering what the wink was for…

    • Katie

      I was waiting to see a dog just standing in one lol

    • SouthWard

      Doing it right.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=97800371 David Mann

      'and not a single F*** was given that day'

    • TIM

      The upward ball wash is underrated

  • Ferret

    Dogs>cats

  • Mick 340

    Dogs are the best.you forgot lawnmowers the vacuums of the yard

  • spicticus

    #17 Hey, that's my water!

  • untamedride

    hey, look at that. an all dog post for a change. need moar of this

  • LucretiusCarus

    All of this infinitely better than Cat Saturday.

    • the dude

      Cat Saturday is the one post I ignore. Fuck cats.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        You're the boss. Here, kitty kitty.

  • BostonChiver.

    #11 and #24 seem to have mastered their enemy…#21 looks like a contestant on Wipe Out

  • Jammy

    Dogs Rule

  • Do0zer

    #29 If I may ask, why are you watering dirt/sand anyways?

    • Yessirr

      For the picture.

    • Desert Dweller

      To keep the Dust Down

  • 54adam

    Anyone who has a dog knows that their worst enemy is the vacuum.

    • Mito

      My black lab couldn't care less about the vacuum. I usually have to tell him to get out of the way.

  • BigNurseJay

    Give that bitch a sprinkler, bitches love sprinklers.

  • Yessirr

    #3 If you don't love boxers… then.. fuck YOU.

  • real talk

    #28 yellow penis sprinkler

  • Ian

    #30 Pow! Right in the kisser!

  • Zedhere

    Dogs love hose.

  • ZJack

    Puppies! MOAR!

  • Anomanom

    Sprinkler in #28 looks suspiciously like a dick.

    • Guest

      and you sound suspiciously gay.

      • https://www.facebook.com/rnarlian Richard Wm. Narlian

        it only is if you sit on it~

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