So these celebrity women all have beards…discuss (30 Photos)

Just when you thought it was safe to go on the internet again. I apologize in advance for dropping this post on you.

These hilarious/disturbing photos and more at Freakingnews

  • Bob


    • Dirty_Dingus

      Was it yesterday's DAR that had "I love sex, beards & sex with beards"?
      I don't know if that applies here…but I feel really weird right now. :~

    • Marshall C.

      My boner is so confused..


      Its the weirdest boner i've had since seeing ms.canada.

    • Steve


    • sixdeadelves

      why dear god why

  • Joseph Santos


    • NICK CCC

      #25 This is what happens when you lose to Rocky…. Oh Mr. T I pitty you

    • Brad Moles

      This is easily the funniest comment I have ever seen.

  • iambigd42

    #19 scary yet still oddly attractive

    • Lucas

      well of course. it's fucking adriana lima

    • Sluttypanda

      it's those damn eyes

    • Not ashamed

      I'd still hit it, even with a beard

    • Steve Buffington

      I'd even bring the depilatory…

    • ThisGuy

      Strangest boner right..?

  • Jbrown

    Pretty good photoshop on some of those

    • Unfkngblvbl

      yeah, but some of these cannot be unseen and they really look like dudes.

  • ThatGuy

    FFS Chive… Go too long without posting something utterly disturbing?


    #7 Russel Brand? I knew it!

    • Steamboat Willie

      Cool, I wasn't the only one that thought that.

    • Levicus

      I thought most of them looked like russel brand

      • Greg

        Haha I was thinking that same thing!!

  • Kacie

    #21 beard or no beard I'd still do Megan Fox.

    • MJKIVP

      Fo… Sho…

    • tapsnapornap

      I always knew she loved the handlbars 😀

    • Jeff

      She might need to shave her chest first.

    • Angry

      No with that nasty toe thumb thing going on. Thats worse than the beard.

  • Marcus

    Ew. I'm gonna have nightmares.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      yep, time to go back to burned bras

  • Josh in Indiana

    i would still do Oprah…

    • Unfkngblvbl

      I'll pretend you didn't say that

    • Adam

      I gave you a thumbs up because you seem like the ideal wingman,

      • ParasiticDrag

        well played sir, well played.

    • MJKIVP


    • Josh in Indiana

      That me in a nutshell Buddy….

  • thatguy

    that's so fucking creepy

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      Why do they all look like Turkish pirates?

  • Ed Wood

    Jesus Chive…just post more hot ass & stop w the bu11sh1t-

    • happytraveller71

      If you don't like it, don't read it. It's really that simple.

      • Johnny K.

        Since when did the Chive Comments become a feel-good-ery? The man wants to see hot chicks instead of whatever the hell this is… He may have phrased it as a moron but he is entitled to his opinion…

        And let's be serious, have you ever had a weirder boner than you do right now? Mixed emotions are difficult for some people. Be considerate to other comment posters instead of trying to dictate the etiquette of how to Chive… Dick…

        And lastly, I could not give less of a fuck about anything I just said. I'm really not trying to make any kind of point, statement or argument. I'm at work and bored to tears… Thanks for helping me kill some time Chive, fellow Chivers and dearest Chivettes!

    • figurefour

      It's posts like these that make us appreciate the regularly scheduled hot ass & Chivettes. Plus, technically Bob already apologized for this post.

  • st33

    highly disturbing

  • Jordan Leurdijk

    this is very unsettling. I can't even tell who some of them are…

    • chiver10

      who the fuck had time to put beards on all these ladies…these girls should not burn it as they'll light their chests ablaze!

  • Oksana

    Angelina and Keira still look hott

  • chicago

    #7 is russell brand
    what? I see nothing wrong with #27 'they' look great as ever

    • Thomas

      Salma seems to be sporting Mel Gibson's beard.

      … I think.

      Some on the women here also have the unibrow – and it would have made perfect sense to have one since she did the Frida movie.

      • bud

        good call on the gibson-beard. i was thinking antonio banderas, but it looks more like the beard from that judaism supporter

  • jking

    Is it me or does Alisha Keys look like she needs a bomb vest on?

  • Seriously Guys

    I have the weirdest boner right now

    • Dude Imbibes

      what is the word for 'reverse boner'?

      • Steve Buffington


  • Fishlakian

    this is the single most disturbing thing i've ever seen

    • ParasiticDrag

      Someone hasn't seen 2girls1cup.

  • Tian

    Errr… What have I just seen

  • Ryan

    You don't realize the small things you take for granted until you see bearded women.

  • jenner1185

    That is frightening!

  • this guy

    #1 "Brace yourself….*dramatic look back*.. this may tickle."

    • AmBush_Steve

      Doesn't matter. I'd be all over that.

    • Buford_Justice

      amber heard is incredible. even with a beard she is underrated

  • Barney

    I have the strangest boner right now!

    • Ed Wood

      u unoriginal fuck

  • Forest

    #2 The beards are not nearly as disturbing as the hairy chests. What the H is wrong with you, Chive?!

    • Lunchbox


    • Jeff Albertson

      Gonna have to agree there with the chest hair thing. The beards with bare chested boobiness is manageable…

  • jmdmn

    This is not my new favorite category…

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