They shouldn’t have told her she could become anything (14 Photos)

  • akbrown006

    Is actually a guy… chive playing tricks again.

    • LucretiusCarus

      If #8 is a guy so are the other 13. All the same person.

      • MarthaJeane

        So what you're saying is, it's definitely possible.

        • LucretiusCarus

          I'm not saying it's not possible.

      • akbrown006

        didnt want to post # 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 just wanted to make the point that we are being mind fucked. kcco.

      • RealTalk

        Guy or not – still hotter than Kate Middleton

        • Fkn Nick, Duh

          That comment is pure asinine. Get them cataracts fixed.

    • monoxxide

      no she is not look up her vids on youtube

    • Bring on down votes

      But what if a person's gender identity isn't based off of their birth sex? Can't we let "her" decide to be male, female, a mixture, or something else entirely?

      • UnknoWn

        or referring to the latest incident where a transgender was DQ from Beauty Contest?
        nobody has any problem about what gender they want male or female.

        The real question is of acceptance.. tell me.. will you marry a transgender ?

        • monique

          Her name is Promise Phan, she does make up tutorials on youtube. Am I the only girl here?!

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #11 The resemblance is uncanny

    • coop55

      Would you say that it is in fact….. canny??

    • Optimus_prime

      Spot on, spot on.

    • Silvio Santos

      Mah oi
      At least she's prettier then Gaga.
      Quem quer dinheiro? la – la – la

  • spicticus

    Somebody has a bit much time on their hands.

    • HamSamich

      have you BEEN on youtube? That place is littered with women doing make up vids.

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        Point taken.

    • God

      This post just made me become in my pants, amirite?!?!?

    • @Onoku

      I think she is actually one of the more popular Youtube makeup artists. She does have plenty of time because she makes mad cash from chicks subscribing to her videos.

  • Martin_McFly

    Never mind about the she/he, is that the angry monkey from Family Guy in the background of #6 ???

    • Master_Rahl

      nice eye, McFly. That's definitely evil monkey

    • Maing

      WINING! made me fucking lawl!

    • Kabul Chiver

      Evil Evil Monkey!!!!

    • amplidudes


  • Ned_Plimpton

    #4 Could also be Nicki Minaj

    • tyler

      haha thats who i thought it was gonna be

    • HamSamich

      yeah I thought that too.

    • A.Einstein

      Minaj? Wouldn't that be a donkey's ass?

    • negative nancy

      I thought that was a duck.

    • FuckNedPlimpton

      Mrs. Plimpton could also be Nicki Minaj….I hear she likes the black caulk.

  • Ryan

    Is this girl a sorceress?

  • echogeo

    Try being yourself. Either that or get a job at Disney World.

    • HamSamich

      hate is strong in this post. I guess people in the makeup industry can't show off talents….

      • Project Much?

        Hate is such a strong word in your comment.

  • BigPup

    #11 that's giving lady GaGa to much credit.

    • God


      • BigPup

        *too… my bad.

  • Carlos

    She can become my fuck toy… just add makeup.

    • drea619

      omg what dueche bag!!!

      • Carlos

        I believe the word you were looking for is douche.

    • Andyman38

      Well you do have that leftover makeup that you always use for your hands.

      • Carlos Rodriguez

        What does that even mean? That was incredibly weak. I bet you liked that yourself, too.

  • Trav1121

    Wish she had become Girl Without A Camera… Ugh.

  • Hunt

    The possibility for role playing is pretty much endless

  • 11B68W

    Fuck yes, Mulan!

  • Dick Van Dyke

    they said i could be anything so i became annoying as hell

  • NOLA


  • tinyonwirk

    Why is this up on the chive?

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      Actually, let me fix that for you:

      This seems very fitting for the Chive.

  • jack wagon

    That there is what you might call a swing and a miss

  • Edgar

    its a girl she has videos on youtube

  • KeepinCalm

    #5 compared to #8 Suspect and alittle creepy B)

    • Christy

      In #8 – she is not using lipstick on her entire lips – thats why they are so thin and looks like a completely different person

      • KeepinCalm

        I assumed that she/he/it is the same person. The fact that she pull both off so well makes it difficult to tell if said person is with package or without 🙂

        • monoxxide

          it is a woman its called makeup shadowing look up her youtube page and watch

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Getting past the creepy factor, she, or maybe he, has some serious make up skills.

    • Master_Rahl

      she/he/it has a future in special effects

  • sdawson22

    I just wasted two mins on this post, why, why did you feel the need to show this to us? I'm gonna go do some work now… I hate work!

    • Steph Stevens

      Why, why did you feel the need to waste more of your precious time clicking the "comment" button to bitch about TheChive "feeling the need to show us" this post? I know! From now on, The Chive or Bob should contact you and ask you for your approval on future posts. That way you're not "inconvenienced" and you don't waste anymore of your "precious time" NOT WORKING. Have a nice day at work! Keep Calm and Chive on!!! 😉

      • Adam

        Smart and sexy! Well played Miss Stevens!

        • theederv

          Doesn't mean your going to get your dick wet

    • french chiver

      took me about 20 seconds to look at this

  • Average John

    Pretty awesome, actually. 🙂

  • HamSamich

    everything was hot!!!! 'Cept for Drake…*shiver*

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      I'd still hit that

      • HamSamich


  • H. Olivier

    F'N LIAR!!! ¬¬

  • GernBlansten

    While it's good to have goals, this person needs to rethink their's.

    • HamSamich

      being a professional makeup artist? I guess all of the entertainment industry's cosmetologists need new goals….

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        Yes. They should strive to be more creative and make more make-up creations. She's very good.

        …Oh, wait, I guess I missed the whole point of this comment.

  • Katie

    #9 I want her to do my makeup on Halloween!

    • Mary

      Maybe she can help you with your stupid fucking comments too.

      • negative nancy

        shit like this that makes me hate the chive..

        why the fuck do you have to say shit like that.

        fuck off. get a life. post your own fucking clever comments.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I want her to do me on Halloween. 😉

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