The new batch of mail order brides are definitely going to clear customs (33 Photos)

A couple weeks ago, a defective batch of mail order brides was delivered to theCHIVE. This week, one of my favorite mail order bride websites has really stepped up their game. I'd add a few to cart, just sayin'...

  • nivek2798

    Can I get #2 #6 #28 to go please…

    • Wet_tosti

      When it is offered on The Chive they probably already sold out!! : )

    • thedude325

      I wonder if you can refund them. Get a new one each month…

    • nivek2798

      Like a lease program! That would be great… It stuff be hard to keep them under millage and in good shape knowing you'll be getting a new one

    • piaras

      Bang yes! Buy no!

  • dagleja3

    #28 – I'll take this one!

  • EasternCanuck

    #1 ** SOLD **

    • mojo77

      Already added her to my cart!

  • omare


    • Greg

      I agree for some. No way are some of these chicks male order brides

  • cope

    8 looks like she'd fuck your brains out in that case who needs brains

    • Guest


    • 2pumpdump

      Ya, for 200$ an hour.

  • MarthaJeane

    #27 So that's how Heff really found Kendra

  • TTT

    #13 looks like she's smuggling a little something extra…or it could just be very bushy

    • theRealRealist

      Welp…there's only one way to find out…

      • sfb101

        She's got the weirdest boner…

    • Irishstephen

      I thought the same thing!! yikes…

    • not you

      You get a bonus with this order

    • r00s7a

      That's a mail order husband… in disguise

    • Not a fan

      jenna tala

    • Chester

      Doesn't matter, had sex.

      • yeah

        If you like a dick in your butt… then you're right, it doesn't matter, you had sex. Go wild…knock yourself out!

    • cindy

      I guess this is the chive's "tranny of the day"!

    • MylesofStyles

      Either way, it's nothing a machete can't take care of.

    • Sean

      I was thinking EXACTLY the same thing. You'd get an additional package with your mail order bride.

    • Vick Cho

      u sexy

    • slmlemn

      That's no toe print. There's balls in them there panties.

    • James 'Swifty' Irving-Swift

      now that is Male Order!

      • Always Last

        I think she's trying to smuggle some newspaper into the U.S. or, is it secret invisible ink paper???

    • dickstien

      it looks like it could be wood

  • Chevy4life

    Chive u just made my morning!! Thats awsome

  • theRealRealist they ship via UPS or what? I would like to make a purchase.

  • Braxton135

    If #28 could swing it my way that would great!

  • Juan

    #26 * * W I N * *

  • sammy

    #13 has an angry bush

    • yeah

      at least we hope it's bush…

    • anger

      Agreed,the thing seems down right pissed.

    • William Spencer

      Looks like she has a dick……….

  • Yessirr

    #14 is a straight up doll. And I don't mean like the creepy ones in the last post…

    • Franklin1138

      Yep. She won me over.

    • Guest

      looks like she broke both middle toes, but wow, that's some nice poon tang.

  • EasternCanuck

    Just when we thought you couldn't post a hot mail order bride, you TOTALLY redeem yourself.

  • cjsdiaz

    14 has extra parts at the gap

  • Chazz_B

    #6 add 2 of these to my cart please

  • Needlegun13

    #33 I'm getting out my wallet…

    • TheAutomaticMan


    • Eastwood

      Free shipping on all orders over 34 D.

      • Irishstephen

        I think I’ll spring for the overnight shipping if it’s available…

    • Frank M

      Damn! I'd help her bury a body in the woods if she asked.


    Shut up and take my money!!!!!!

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #32 Damn!!! Why doesn't EVERYONE buy mail order brides?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      There's probably a non-return policy and I bet you don't get what's advertised.

  • st33

    #23 FTW (next time stand up and show that hump!)

  • Irishstephen

    Also, #1 I call DIBS!!!!!

  • techno_viking

    #23 #27 #31 #33 Add to cart…

  • Casey

    13# anybody else see a bulge in the top picture?

    • Ray

      Kind of what i was thinking….. can it be?

    • Master_Rahl

      unfortunately, yes. also a bit of bulge in the lower pic. I'm just hoping that they're bringing the bush back in Russia, otherwise she'd make a very pretty mail order husband :/

    • Cmoneykilla

      That's what you call a male order bride

    • mittens

      Serious meat curtains going on there.

  • LucretiusCarus

    While you're online buying some of these mail order brides check out my ebay sales of swamp land in the Sahara.

  • loyal chiver

    #14, #22, #33 – next day shipping please!

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