Doens't look that tasty.. though the combination of a potplant and icecream sounds good
ionno
nothing like a fresh chive post after masturbating before going to bed, though it is lacking bacon
DaddyD
How can Chivers thumb bacon down?!
oltimey
No to the spanking, yes to the bacon
ai caramba
Are you telling me that chivers don't beat their meat?
Dr_StrangePants
you don't want that tainted bacon.
Yessirr
haha… you said taint…
etcrr
Ok now I'm hungry
Matt
Damn that sounds delicious
Pop Up
I suggest eating it in front of people without telling them what it really is, and just let them assume that you've lost your mind.
Yessirr
Another good one is to go into a business meeting or party early, sit down, and smear some peanut butter on the bottom of your shoe and keep your legs crossed. Then when someone mentions the dog poo on your shoe, stick your finger in it and give it a taste. Pretty classic reactions.
Capz
They posted this a few weeks ago…
negative nancy
no, you saw that on another website that the chive hacked it from.
C0ck juggling fatty
Is TheChive a bunch of fatties, because all of these bacon and dessert posts lately make it seem like it
TerminatorMetal
Sounds like a lot of effort. I think I'll just take the American Route. Take someone elses by force, and have a beer…
KeepinCalm
Just say thanks and shut the fuckup. I don't know where you're from but there are very few countries on earth that 'merica hasn't helped at one point or another.
KeepCalm617
#16 #18 – This is begging to be served "Russian roulette" style…. make several per the recipe, plus one using actual dirt. Jumble them up, serve cold, and watch from afar as hilarity ensues.
B-to-the-H
I applaud your great idea, sir. I might have to keep this recipe in mind for next April Fools Day.
Thought I clicked on the berry link for a sec… Common chive this sucks what guy is gonna sit down and make these…
Mowwy
People who don't have penises also read the chive….
Katie
Ever heard of a chivette?
Dr_StrangePants
Chive is the Common Room
I guess the throttle and the Brigade is mostly for the Dudes
But the Berry is the Girl's Bathroom…the nice kind that has chairs in it.
negative nancy
There giving the chivettes another reason to stay in the kitchen.
Sixers
They're*. It's ok you probably missed that day in school playing with your Easy Bake oven
Joe
If i were to make one for my wife…. Laid! Just sayin'
Wicked
Needs gummy worms
dlindstedt2
So in order to enjoy such a dish, you need to eat it out of a pot, and kill a flower.
How about I put it in a cup, and save a flower to give to my chivette? Bam, I am a bigger winner than this dish
Yessirr
kill a flower, dude? really?
dlindstedt2
Its not like that, I just find the thought of putting a flower in my food ridiculous and unnecessary. I think we can agree on this.
KT7
The flowers are fake.
dlindstedt2
Fake or not, unneeded.
FukTard
Fake or not, chicks love flowers, ice cream AND Oreos..
Plus the FAKE flower is put into a straw, not the food..
Craigery
People have been doing this since the 70's if not earlier. Put it on the internet, and everyone things it's some crazy new idea.
negative nancy
the internet was invented in the 50's silly.. This food in a plant pot is a remarkable new idea.
jer
well arent you just a big ray of fucking sunshine
TOOTS
IM A BIG EATER AND UUUMMMM NO!
jer
then you are not the eater you thought you were
Jester
I don't think I could handle to spoon scraping the porcelain sound.
jer
you can get plastic pots too
Fred
Whats with the gay shit
Jester
Chive heard you were on the site and said, "Well, Fred loves that gay shit…better put something on for him"
Quik
This is how you attract chivettes
jer
it is called doing something nice for your girl and getting a great blowjob out of it dumbass
gieldb
Epic, bet this will impress any girl if you made it for them
Nic
Ummm those kind of pots usually have chemicals in them for color and holding the form probably not the best to eat out of…
MusicmanBB
Chemicals or not.. that's mint chocolate chip.. you WILL eat that shit.
Donna Curtiss
insteat of flower pots, use red solo cups. Wom't get that scraping sound
Jessica Wallis
My husband saw this on the site and made one for me for mothers day… he made red velvet and cream cheese icing instead of ice cream… but I loved it… it was sweet and gave me the two things I love the most cake and flowers Thanks for planting the idea in his head!
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