Your Chivette of the Week: Janna VanHeertum (43 Photos)

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On Monday, a GIF (below) of Janna VanHeertum appeared in our famous 'Find Her' gallery. The GIF was from the emasculating viral sensation, The Flip Side.

Janna's been a Chivette since the early days in '08, back when we had no clue what we were doing (we still don't). She always manages to send us a Chive On from somewhere resembling paradise. Janna's a successful actress, her new film She Wants Me, Starring Hilary Duff, Kristen Ruhlin, and Charlie Sheen, premiered last night. Aside from having an amazing smile and being unbelievably nice, Janna's friends are all really, really hot. I'll let Janna take it from here:

Hi Chivers! I grew up in Cobleskill, the smallest town in upstate New York. After school I was tired of the NY theater scene (although NY will always have my heart) so I moved to LA. I'm out here loving life and enjoying time with my friends, who happen to be smoking hot.

Even though I may appear to be a girly girl (as I am with some things), I'm not your typical 'LA' girl... at all (that's now how Chivettes roll in general I noticed). I'd much rather grab a beer at a dive bar than go to some trendy wine bar or club.

I'm lucky to be doing what I love for a living and I spend more time on theCHIVE than I should, my friends are all hooked too. Most importantly, I love that the Chive has a heart. I always read the comments and I can't believe how nice all the Chivers are considering the internet can be a cynical place sometimes. Keep doing what your doing. I'm honored to be a part of it all. KCCO

Say hello to Janna on her Facebook Page. Janna's Twitter.

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  • Seamus

    #27, #28

    The pink plays, wow.

    • mehman

      its funny the guys that give there own posting thumbs upm, its like masturbating ..feels good but then your done..

      • its_forge

        Uh. You do know you can't thumb your own posts right?

    • Frambois

      man that LA rail line is packed!

    • Avg WHite guy

      cute but how do I put this?… More black women!

      • Julie

        go to yesterdays post. youll get your fill there.

        • C Student

          Do you have somethin' against the apostrophe?

    • boll


    • Julie

      i LOOVE picture #27 .. its so cute. i love the look on her face

    • dfgdfg

      Wouldn't hit it, elbows to pointy

  • felix


    My girlfriend doesn't have friends like that. My GF's friends are what I call 'constantly snacking'

    • Comment ninja

      Bahahahaha!!! I vote you receive quote of the month award I was in tears laughing so hard!

    • Ned_Plimpton

      I have a similar problem, except I call my GF's friends 'fugly man haters'.

    • Semper Fi

      BAHAHAHAHAHA, I feel the same way.

    • Cools10

      My Gf are what I call "salad haters".

      • eric cartman

        I call em BRUISERS ! cause thats what they are… if they don't block my friends verbally… the physical block comes next… BRUISER ALERT !

    • Loser

      My girlfriend's friends are what I call "non-existent". Wait a second…… I don't have a girlfriend…

    • James

      My girlfriend is one of the constant smackers but she bangs like a 10!

      • James


  • This Chiver

    Approval rating …… 10 out of a possible 10

    • Martin_McFly

      I was going to like your post.. but you're sitting at 69 likes.. and thats awesome. Someone else will undoubtedly ruin it… but I wont. Chive on!

    • Billy


    • F3n1x187

      I think its well into 11

  • Woodrowrules

    #7 #28 Just Amazing And Hot I love it

    • negative nancy

      She looks like a young alanis morissette.

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #4 Great smile…. And um… Body.

    • Tillman61

      Could not have said it better – that smile and those eyes… and um… the rest.
      She also hangs out with a really wonderful group of gals…

    • phil

      i dunno – cheerleader outfit and crows feet don't really go together.

  • Lowrent75

    Awesome. She seems nice and had a surprise shoot at the Chive in her dress from the night before….wait a minute.

    • Chiver

      This girl is not that great, definitely the worst Chivette of the Week thus far. She got uglier in every picture! Should have stopped at one.

      • thatguy

        This isn't playboy or your favorite pr0n site. We here at the Chive like real women, beautiful women, and real beautiful women. This Chivette certainly fits the bill.

        • Chiver

          So you'd disagree that she's the worst Chivette of the Week thus far?

      • Julie

        ^ douche status

        • Lowrent75

          EL Douche or what would that be in Romanian?

      • Lotus

        Yeah Chivette of the Week has always been a pretty weak post despite its alleged significance

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #26 She's certainly mastered the deer in the headlight look, eh? Amirite??

    • bob_the_cook

      She looks like she could play Kristen Wiig an SNL skit with Kristen Wiig.

      • Yessirr

        THANK YOU! Doppelganger, I tell ya.

  • HatBomb

    #41 is a classic. Got to love the celebrity Chivettes!

    • Jack o' lantern

      Yeah, but who's the douchebag?

    • Frambois


      • HatBomb

        Certainly more famous then I am.

        • Frambois


          • HatBomb

            You really are a pain in the ass.

            • Frambois


              • HatBomb

                I considered saying "Your a pain in the ass." So you could have something to correct again… Then I decided it was time to get a life. Or actually get some work done.

  • Marcy

    I watch too much TV but I think #22 is Brit Morgan from True Blood and #13 might actually be McPoyle from 'Always Sunny' who is actually cute in real life?

    • Connor Macmanus

      And the girl on the left in #22 and #12 looks like actress Hanna Mangan Lawrence she played "Seppia" in Spartacus Vengeance.

    • Nicole

      #13, mcpoyle has natural blue eyes. Looks similar but I don't think its her.

    • MarthaJeane

      I think you're right about Brit Morgan. They sure do make her look worn on the show. Much cuter in real life.

  • dotman

    You're trying way too hard…

    • negative nancy

      yeah.. stop, uh… working out?

    • minion #176

      yeah, theres more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #8 and #15 I enjoy ur friends

    • Big_Curt

      ya she wasnt lying about having sexy friends damn

      • Fish On

        #19 would be hot, except for that fivehead

    • bummed

      her friends are hotter than her lol

      • Gotta be fresh.

        MOAR of the blonde on the bottom!

    • Trav1121

      I was gonna link some of the her and her friends pics but there are so many. And as for her friends being smokin'… Understatement of the day!

    • BSmike

      They need their own gallery!

  • whyme1973

    #15 You are lovely. I would love to see more of the blonde in white, though

    • st33

      my thoughts exactly

    • b-ry

      great rack on her…my goodness!

    • wut

      Agreed. Also, the one holding the sign in #8. They must be found.

  • login

    simpsons did it

    • negative nancy

      the glove didn't fit stupid.

      not possible.

      • Know what I mean

        Actually half the Chive office probably "did it".

  • Jamison


    the 'Morning, Why You So Bad?' mug is a nice touch

    • Cortney VanHeertum

      The mug is great, but I was loving the too short pink shorts!

    • Lowrent75

      There is shame in that cup.

    • dmc

      You guys are getting great at the series pics too.
      The last one with Erin, and now this one (my new favorite).
      Keep up the good work and Chive On!

  • Ray

    Lucky bike seat in #20

    • boll

      this photo is really forced

  • Lawrence

    #42, #43

    nice pink boxers, John.

    • Polo

      Hey, at least he lost the scarf

      • Skermitt

        I just love the look on his face in #43 Lol

    • Tim High

      I Want The Coffee mug.. oh yea an the Chick.

  • jkmcdermott

    #5 – bless you, my child. #6 – I love where this is going… at least in my head (and pants).

    • Karl

      The blond girl to ur left we need more of .. !!!

    • MC Hammer

      +100 for flexibility in #5.

      • Boobs4theWIN

        Agreed #6 is the start o many good things

  • izismile

    some of these are rough!! looks as tho she might have Downs??

    • bummed

      agree! She looks old! There are too many way hotter chivettes out there for her to get chivette of the week!

    • Lunchbox

      Your obviously gay.

      • bones

        *you're. Douche

        • Lunchbox

          You beat me to the correction. Douche nozzle.

      • Lunchbox


    • angina

      HA! I was going to say the same thing about her having down syndrome.

    • Julie

      ….No woman looks perfect in every single way… but id have to say chivettes are by FAR the closest to perfection as they come. Janna's gorgeous

      • @mayerjacoby

        julie get a god damn job you sewer rat

        • Julie

          thanks for your suggestion <3 im already ahead of you on that one, though

      • Lunchbox


    • _Moose_

      izismile: really? Any chance you're one of the posters whose life would be so much better if she'd just drink poison and end it all?

      Grow up, dude. This hyperbolic hate is so tired.

  • figleaf

    #40 Kaluha and Jameson? Is that a hangover cure or hangover maker, John?

    • MarthaJeane

      Do none of you know about Irish coffee??

    • Max


    • SquishyFlint

      It's not a hangover if you keep drinking. Persistence is key ;)

    • Julie

      idk how i feel about that combo… it seems a bit heavy haha

  • Maynard B.

    #16- She's got some hot friends as well…..birds of a feather….

    • thatguy

      I had to double check a few times to make sure it wasn't the cheerleader effect, but happily they ARE hot on their own

  • Julie

    Loooove the brunette chivettes <3 nice job boys :)

  • nivek2798

    #21 #27 #28 damn you are beautiful! Great pic chive!

  • Really?

    #7 #41
    She's beautiful! No doubt. Sexy, so don't take this next part wrong ……

    I see no reason to spoil her photo shoot with any guy in the pics. You should save your shots for the Russian Douche post.

    At least you're not wearing a scarf.

    • JP in MA

      Sorry but I tend to agree.
      We all love the Chive and all – but all you contributed was the last 14 photos of this same girl sitting on the SAME couch in the SAME dress looking progressively worse in each frame. I think I could be a little more imaginative than just walking down some steps to sit on a couch and pour a drink.

      The beach is 20 yards away, and you didn't think to take a bikini shot?

      Thank goodness for her friends and thier cameras.

      • MarthaJeane

        Well, at least it's a really pretty dress…


        I AGREE WITH THIS MAN. Chive will use the beach that's 20 yards away when Reddit uses the beach that's 20 minutes away.

    • Lawrence

      kind of a stretch to work the 'i don't like John's scarf in there'. the chive always includes themselves and they're just poking fun at themselves. settle down, Francis


    • Sarah

      maybe you should be the new editor on the chive? take the reigns of the DAR and let's see whacha' got. I'm giddy with anticipation. Haters gonna' hate these days for the site we pay nothing to enjoy huh?

      • Guy

        Actually it wouldn't be that hard. Have hot girls email half naked pictures to me, post whatever makes the front page of Reddit and bam you have the chive. It's been said before but if Reddit went down for a day this place would suck.
        I chive because of the hot women. Hence why I'm here on this post. But I go to Reddit to get a good laugh and to learn new things by looking/reading at what other people created or found. But to each their own.

    • Dennis

      ok we're seriously upvoting this guy? I'm confused. I love the COTW gifs with John, Mac and the guys.

      say you don't like the scarf = thumbs up!

      • Lotus

        I don't mind them as people but when they include so many shots like this, a guy trying too hard to be funny in front of a hot girl, it comes off as incredibly lame.

    • dr. vincent vega

      have to disagree. this is the same site that brought us a story about a poor kid who made an arcade out of boxes 30 mins. ago, gives us daily doses of amazing women (for free), and John is a charity hound.

      He's about the farthest thing from a douch and I don't see him trying to make himself look like a badass in these photos imho.

    • oren

      doesn't the chive always put themselves in the COTW galleries? and doesn't breaking that 4th wall separate the chive from churning out glossy shit for the masses like FHM and Maxim? just knock the scarf and people'll love you i suppose.

    • Julie

      You kidding me?? i LOVE when they throw John or Bob in the pictures… especially when its a clever shot.. provides ample amounts of giggles

  • Ray

    #43…Who are you and why are you sitting next to me?!

    • negative nancy

      hiding morning wood.

    • twavor

      Looks like John knows something about last night that she doesn't seem to remember….

      • Ray

        Or trying to forget really fast.

      • truth

        yea…she strapped on on.

        • truth

          *one on

    • Julie

      love john's panties. very masculine

  • AsciiAdam

    She is the girl in the video How Random: Among Friends correct?

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