• BabyFarts Magizax

    I love this guy!! Moar of him!!

  • Matt


  • organix85

    People text way too much these days…

    • zzzz

      *two much…
      *they're days…

      • Trav1121

        XD What?! haha

      • https://www.facebook.com/justinsargood1 Justin Sargood

        Reverse Grammar Nazi? I think Reddit would like a word with you.

      • boobs


    • theRoddick

      How do you feel about how much people are posting to forums?

  • chewbuzz

    Does anyone have a large green kcco shirt in size large they would sell

    • kcco

      yep i have one extra, i'd sell it for 30 bucks, I live in ontario, canada however.

      • Guse

        There was a time when I was a kid where I would have made a "hur hur, $30 Canadian is like what, 25 cents American?" Now the exchange rate makes me sad.

        • Floortaco

          Stupid hillbilly retard !! It's dump
          Bears like u that make your money worth shit!!!!!!

      • chewbuzz

        is it good shape and from the chive lol

      • zippo1

        dude I'm from manitoba id buy it

    • zzzz

      No, but I do have a medium green kcco shirt in size large. Would that work?

    • hwath

      Wait, what size?

      • chewbuzz


  • Trav1121

    Haha He is frickin' awesome. STEAK NIIIIIIIIGHT!! XD

    • Cris

      May your mushrooms always be sauteed

  • mike

    Girls. Their texting is ridiculous. Spot on Aziz, spot on.

    • zzzz


      • hello please


      • Trav1121

        Haha If you keep incorrectly correcting, I am gonna start laughing again and be guilted into giving you a bunch of Thumbs Up. Sneaky bastard.

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1064188593 Josh Gorter

    Text a girl that you are going to sleep, get text back right after you fall asleep saying "K"

    • bisonbade

      true story

      • Lil John

        Why would you even… ???

  • MattKL

    Pretty much. I have a phone, I like to use it as a phone

    • MylesofStyles

      I don't know how to use the phone on my phone.

      • asgard

        Aside from the sarcasm, I really know some people that don't know how to use their phones to make a call.

  • Chet_Manly


  • Wantomas


  • Merle

    i just put my phone in a locker and went on a LOLercoaster after watching this.

  • Cut

    he's not funny.

    • Jim

      Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

    • Trav1121

      Sorry. The correct answer is 'He is a riot'. Thanks for playing tho. Your parting gift is a nice, shiny Sense of Humor… and the home game. Enjoy!

    • tbirk23

      clearly u have no sense of humor or just don't text women very much

    • joe

      yeah? fuck your mother….

    • 108

      Yeah whatever TROLL

  • DaveStinson316

    My favorite is when it takes them forever to respond, but when you're with them and they get a text they'll flip a table to get to their phone to check and respond.

  • Charlie_Cheen

    I didn't really know much about Aziz but I bought his special just to support the model (also have purchased Louis CK's and Jim Gaffigan's).

    I saw how it was supposed to be funny but it just didn't land for me. CK and Gaffigan's were well worth the price, and I'm fine telling myself I paid $7.50 for each of their's and got this one for free.

  • Robert


    • socket2me

      I loved those robots in the fifth element

  • James

    Literally just had this argument with my girlfriend yesterday

  • realzoo

    I dated a woman who was just like that. Needless to say……
    <img src="http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/true-story-neil-patrick-harris.png&quot; alt="true story neil patrick harris meme" width="325" height="250" />

  • TheCorruptor998

    i got only one thing from that, women are assholes!!

    • Nicnac

      guys ain't so dandy either… and I am one.

  • Big Mike

    This guy is hysterical !!!

  • Kdub

    I love when guys talk shit on stuff that they do on a regular basis as well. As long as every dude keeps using 'lol' you have no leg to stand on…

  • Anon

    If you liked this vid. Please support Aziz and buy the full special from his site. he is distributing his work the way it is meant to be done. no drm and for 5 bucks.

  • Mr. Dude

    Holy ballsack on a mountain is this the truth.

  • mongoose5271

    So true, especially the part about back-and-forth, back-and-forth, back-and-forth. My wife does this with her friends; she'll spend 30 minutes on a textersation with her girlfriend when she could've wrapped it up in 5 had she used her phone to make….A FUCKIN' PHONE CALL!!!!!

  • Mr. Poland

    I've had a cell phone since January 2007 and have had texting blocked ever since. It's funny how much money I save by just talking… and all of my friends have never had a problem calling me. Some people have told me to get texting but by not having it I've avoided 100% of dramatic messes like the ones in this video, and maybe been inconvenienced once or twice in the last five years.

    • Kdub

      you're so cool

      • Mr. Poland

        You forgot to call me "bro."


  • Kdub

    hahaha you got me there! 1 pt Poland

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