It’s always bikini weather in theCHIVE (36 photos)

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  • the dude

    1st?

    • Paul

      first for buttsex?

    • El Duderino

      The dude does not abide..

  • SweatyBalls

    Yea

    • trollfacer.jpg

      lmaoo hell yah, fuck black people! chive on my coons!

    • Trav1121

      I find your lack of effort disturbing! Damn firsters in disguise.

  • Dannyp23

    Boner achieved

  • Blue bronco

    All worship Ra the God of Sun

    • Underbaker

      I think I will stick with Jesus, Son of God.

      • wtf

        who?

      • Undeniable

        Ra is much older and therefore wiser.

        • Underbaker

          Tell that to your grandparents next time you have to teach them how to turn the phone on again.

      • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

        More people have died in the name of Jesus than in any other name. So much for unconditional love and forgiveness of sin. I'll stick with Ra. At least I can see him and his affect on all living things. Plants cannot provide us with our precious air without him. He is necessary. Jesus is not.

        • Underbaker

          But how many have died from skin Cancer?

          • Woop

            Illogical rebuttal but expected from a bible thumper. When backed into a corner, resort to irrationality. And faith, yes faith. And lots of sacrifices. Plenty of fear too. Not to mention persecution. Then hell. The butt sex. But probably butt sex first before the others. Yes definitely butt sex.

            • Underbaker

              You are being the typical one here, my question was totally valid. Is not one of the effects of the Sun (Ra) to give us skin cancer if we are not protected? Did you even read the post I was replying to before you spouted your drivel?

              • Woop

                Daniel is referring to the presence of the sun as evinced by his total effect on people, be it positive or negative. You just responded to his one point about more death has been committed in Jesus' name. The question is, did you even read his post.

                Your argument basically was – he said death caused by Jesus so i'll challenge him with death caused by Ra. Thats not only illogical, it's entirely ineffective. The appropriate rebuttal would be evaluate the deaths caused by Jesus.

                • Half whit

                  Or the deaths caused by idiots who stay out in the sun too long. Why not believe in the God of Morons

                • Underbaker

                  Quote "More people have died in the name of Jesus than in any other name" I get from this that Jesus causes death. Another quote "At least I can see him and his affect on all living things. Plants cannot provide us with our precious air without him. He is necessary." I get from this that Ra gives life which led me to the logical question about Ra also leading to death. I was not thumping the bible or telling people to worship Jesus, I was just pointing out that Ra also gives death. You are so ready to fight against Jesus that you read into things that are not present and create your own little fantasy world where you are the defender of the atheists.

    • stonewall_79

      ??????????????????????????????????????????

    • Bubba Ho Tep

      Ancient Egyptian chant to welcome the summer:

      Our god is the fun god!
      Our god is the sun god!
      RA! RA! RA!

  • MylesofStyles

    #5 Summer can not get here fast enough.

    • Si1entStatic

      well i think this one needs to slow down and remember to wipe before she leaves the washroom. Nice tush either way…

      • MylesofStyles

        I can honestly say that I've never seen skid marks that look so good.

  • Chiver

    Just made my day chive

  • khyzer

    #33 FIND HER

    • Dunny_

      Ashley Sky.

      • F3n1x187

        Oh Ashley Sky….. I think the chive should make a campaign to have her on a VS show

    • Joey

      😮

    • Aloy

      You're in the best of luck! It's porn actrice Nessa Devil

      • That Guy

        Wrong again

  • Trav1121

    #2, #20, #31 Moar pls, kind sir! Hot damn, bikinis are fuckin' awesome!

  • hungryman

    #5 I could look at dat ass all day

    • wokka

      its a worthy use of time methinks

    • dkassa

      Looks like she crapped her pants

  • HOOK

    #7, #31 absolutely beautiful

    • Chris

      31 is out of this world

    • dude miller

      yea, fake lips and fake tits- they're right up ur alley douchewad

      • HOOK

        Ya leave it to "dude" to be the "fake o meter".TOOL

    • BeefCake

      Is the this the infamous HOOK from MI?

    • Jizzman

      The girl on the right is Kenza Zouiten

      • Jizzman

        Sorry, the girl on left is Kenza! Famous Swedish blogger!

  • ethan

    i do like the random girls from internet pics, i love the chivettes so much more

    • Martin_McFly

      I know, what gives? I'm not sure there was a genuine Chivette in the bunch!

      Still beautiful – So I'll be Chiving on for sure!

    • JJJ

      Well Said fine sir

  • http://twitter.com/alabamaweliveit @alabamaweliveit
    • Steelhorsecowboy

      I second that motion!!!

    • MONDAY_NITE_EGO

      Dat ass

    • Nate

      pretty sure thats Jessica Alba

    • HARC

      Jessica Alba!

    • JDog

      Jessica Alba if I am not mistaken

    • ddp

      jessica beil?

    • biggles

      That is jessica alba. BEFORE the baby.

      Now she's got mom butt. Which means, NO BUTT anymore. She wrecked her body for kids.

      IDLE hands, best JA movie. Now her ass sags *weeps uncontrollably.

      • stumeister

        Agreed ! IDLE Hands made my right hand have a mind of it's own too.

  • Wee willy

    FiRST!!! #33

    Ashley sky you make me boner more than any other!!

  • B!!!

    #5 #18. Ass ass ass ass ass ass

    • Yosef

      #23. more ass

  • bob_the_cook

    Oh, bikini season… How I've missed you!

    • Shinanigins

      I am so ready for a week vacation on the beach in Florida……

  • Klyph

    #5 you have a speck of something – let me brush that off for you.

  • Alex

    #9 #12 #23 uummm WOW?!!!!

    • Williemo32

      #12 healthy.. Is the word

      • stumeister

        Hour glass figure that would make me last alot less than an hour with her!

  • dagleja3

    #18 – Nom, nom, nom!

    • TDub66

      That's what her ass said to that thong

  • http://twitter.com/Luca_Tobi @Luca_Tobi

    Goddamnit, why do we always have shitty weather in Holland… I need some quality beachtime!

    • A.Einstein

      You live in Holland. That should be your first clue.

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #12 just perfect. Bring on bikini season!

    • Trav1121

      Agreed, MJ! You got a good eye for chicks, which is, in itself, fantastic. 😀

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        It's simply an appreciation of something beautiful, at least, that's the way I look at it. 🙂

    • Martin_McFly

      Just perfect is right!

      It's too bad she was photobombed by that bikini though.. Picture would have been even more perfect without it.

  • BigPup

    #5 #20 #23 Please sir may I have some MOAR!

    • Dylan

      #23 Jessica Burciaga (not sure of that spelling, Google should correct)

    • guest

      #20 is Silvia Friero

  • MOAR

    #20 Hurry Up, Summer.

    • Tony

      Looks like she stuck in winter

  • Kyle

    I finished at #21 Don't know how I made it that far!

    • Keith

      This is just amazing

      • fact

        yes but, not in a good way…. too much

  • RizalKid

    #9 Bum!

  • bruinsrepeat

    To all of them…Good Lord!

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