• Bilbo Braggins

    Not first

    • Bill Turdsly

      Do you guys seriously just sit on REDDIT and go "mehhhhh, that's alrite, maybe we can, OH MAN NO ONE HAS SEEN THIS ONE YET!" seriously Chive, stick to original content/user based content. Or go back to being Redditors.

      • Bill Turdsly

        Don't know why I'm getting thumbed down, check out reddit.com/r/pics today, all day, come back for the DAR, and tell me I'm wrong. Don't hate the player, hate the game. bitches.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          maybe you are getting thumbs down because you're a turd. i don't go to reddit so I don't give a flying fuck where things pop up first and where they get posted next. maybe watch the video and get inspired to go outside and do something instead of trolling websites to post about who put what video up first. and I don't hate the player or the game…i hate you.

          • Bill Turdsly

            I'm just saying why wait 4-5hours for the chive to post something that is already on another page, that has WAAAAAAYYYYY more content. Suit yourself, but I'm entertained alllllll day thanks to reddit, and if you go "well they dont have chivettes", then check out r/gonewild. douche.

            • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

              then go entertain yourself…wtf?

              • Bill Turdsly

                i am by trolling douches like you. bra.

                • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666


      • Grant

        I get my daily dose of awesome from the Chive. I could give a rat's ass if this thing was posted a hundred times over on another site. Am I not allowed to enjoy something that has already been seen? Who gives a fuck if Reddit posted this already? It's the first time that I have seen it, and that's all that matters to me. Intelligent people care about content, not about who the fuck posted it first.


      Then you're not an asshole

  • DocDelicious

    None of your video links work for me anymore Chive…

    • Steven B

      kinda sounds like a personal problem

    • Dude Imbibes

      Did you check your firewall? Your TCP/IP settings? How about the flux capacitor? That's one always acts up.

    • Ouboet

      Could be AdBlock? The video isn't viewable on the main Chive page for me, but if I go into the post it's 100%.

  • Arglefargle

    Wow, instead of making a commercial, he made a commercial. Rebel.

    • LucretiusCarus

      Yeah, no shit. Spare me the fake rebellion horse shit. He used Nike's money to make a commercial. Like they're not gonna make it all back from this ad spot.

      He showed them.

      And as I thought about it–if he REALLY did what he purports to have done, he made them a commercial and blew all his payment on a holiday. That's essentially tantamount to not getting paid unless he banked a bit of it to pay some bills before hand. Big win there.

    • HUH?

      yep. i bet nike was in on it the whole time. the idea of "viral videos" wasnt invented yesterday. its been around a while. i think people will see this for what it is.

    • SenorBeard

      You want me to make a video with your money? FUCK YOU! Instead I'm going to record myself NOT making a video and upload it to the internet with the NIKE logo just to shove it in your face.

  • knotmee

    I've been to all of those places, but not nearly in such rapid succession.

    • Ora

      Cool story bro

      • HUH?

        tell it again…..

        • peter

          you should sell the movie rights

      • tiernana10

        where's the chapter where he shuts up

    • Tom

      youre so neat. wish i was that neat. tell me more neat things.

    • banananah

      it's funny when you look at the map. Eastern Europe – stay the hell away from here! 😀

    • http://www.facebook.com/nohopeforthehumanrace PK NoHope

      I am truly sorry, but I seem to be all out of fucks to give…

  • Dude Imbibes

    Sean Penn makes a decent commercial.

  • Urethra Franklin

    Sean Penn is kind of a badass in this movie

  • Dude Imbibes

    Especially liked his "beach friends"

    • JoJo

      find them!

  • lackofabetter

    Um ok.. Im inspired now, I will definitely be going to happy hour

  • WOW

    this is almost a month old already, where you been chive?

    • Grant

      People like you are such fucking losers. Statements like yours are just douchey and arrogant: it's as if the Chive posted a photo of a new burger and you're that asshole who comments "I've already eaten one – it's soooo one month ago." Does that mean that the burger is no longer any good? I liked this video, but fuckheads like you make me feel like I missed the boat when it first came out. Thanks. News flash: nobody gives a shit that you saw this thing before me.

      • thedude

        thank you Grant for saying what I was thinking only 10x more coherent

      • http://www.facebook.com/nohopeforthehumanrace PK NoHope

        How adorable. You've fed a troll. I wonder if he's still hungry…

        • Abel

          ^ D'aww a minitroll has appeared.

  • mr.plow

    So he visited a every country Nike has sweat shops in.

    "Inspected by #11, it's not just my number but also my age"

  • Yessirr

    I hope Nike was stoked with that. I think it was pretty badass.

    • Hippy Dippy

      Yeah or they will sue him… Speaking of ridiculous companies did you hear about McDonalds and the $1 Felony?

  • clyde

    Is that the guy from the upside down show?

  • amber

    that's crazy! i wish i had the opportunity =)

    • electric boogalo

      You didn't get any of it. The opportunity isn't given.

      • amber

        you make it happen. i got that part. but thanks.

    • sjd

      You have the opportunity if you want it. You just need to choose it.

      • ash

        that's true. making it happen is harder than some people think. if i had the money, i would be gone. travel the world, see everything before it's too late. live life like that =)

        • awesome sauce

          i have no money but i went to Manchester, York, London , Wales, Paris and Las Vegas in 3 weeks its possible you just have to take a chance make mistakes

          • Steve0

            The only problem being that you'll be bitching a few years from now about how broke you are.

  • thom

    That was better than I had anticipated.

  • http://www.lolhehehe.com John Trolliano

    Very dull

  • Unfkngblvbl

    Today, when I have to pee, I'm gonna run to the bathroom and back.

  • OhSomeEvil

    very inspirational commercial, if you are not happy about something, don't be afraid to change it.

    • Jimbozo

      Nice. Maybe he can add that saying to his commercial inside a commercial.

  • AaA


  • NCHedonists

    Well, if Nike is trying to appeal to the douchebag market, they've succeeded. But I suspect they wasted the money.

    • MunMun$

      You're a douche.

  • asas

    Thats inspired me to really travel the world , all I need to do now is wait for the cheque from Nike in the mail to fund it

  • http://twitter.com/toofast_28 @toofast_28

    Chive challenge: find girls from the beach

    • http://www.facebook.com/nohopeforthehumanrace PK NoHope

      My thoughts, exactly.

  • hwath


  • mike

    hes kind of an ugly sumbish. but cool video.

  • The Truth

    Inspirational video that made me feel worse about my life. Thanks Chive LOL Makes me love sitting in my cubicle right now staring at the sunny skies of New Jersey while this guy sees the pyramids in Egypt. FML

    • thedude

      step 1: leave new jersey
      step 2: ???
      step 3: ???
      step 4: profit

  • Jezdezpez

    Kind of retarded, not a big deal.

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