Hot girls in the middle of nowhere (24 HQ Photos)

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  • TomatoTipper

    #16 Someone needs to move that stick! That's a serious hazard.

    • phydor

      Looks like she didn't like the wood

      • banana flapjacks

        weak showing. this post shot be called girls in the middle of nowhere. with the exception of a few hot is being used very loosely

    • roco

      no…Somebody needs to remove that ring! That's a serious hazard

      • Logicyup

        It's on her right hand, I don't see the hazard here.

        • roco

          well in that case…keep rockin it

    • Jschitown

      She moves my stick! That's for sure.

  • Blue bronco


  • Am I That Bad

    #7 is an absolute stunner.

    • Wolowitz

      seriously- it doesn't get any hotter then this girl-

      • Guest

        Brittany Oldehoff

  • Jame

    #25 She is absolutely beautiful

    • JackDiesel


      • TomatoTipper

        Good eye.

      • Dustin

        Aye Thar Be a Nipple in ye old nippy water thar. Tis a Fine HQ nipple that be matey. appreciate such splender whilst ye be noticin it

      • MonkeyMadness

        Yes, those are called a woman's breasts. Since you've never seen or touched one, I can understand how excited you must be to see a distorted nipple on the internet. Take some time and look around, surely you might get to see another nipple in the future.

    • Todd

      kayden kross

    • Dick

      they saved the best for last-absolutely drop dead gorgeous

    • Yup

      Yup, Kayden Kross, pornstar. She's done some good stuff but always ends up gross and sweaty by the end of the scene.

    • Icemanc4

      Another image from the gallery (nsfw) –

    • Lowtiercomputer

      I guess they didn't notice the nipplies.

      • the_real_Mike

        they're nipples. they're nice. That's all. No need to make a big deal

    • Michel Payette

      A couple times my submissions end up as the cherry on the sundae 😀

  • AmBush_Steve

    I guess I can overlook the odd duckface when it's on a lady like #6.

    Sweet baby Jesus.

    • Dylan

      Take that back! The duckface can NEVER be forgiven.

    • Steveo

      I think it's a man

    • English Jim

      I thought that was a tranny ??

      • Yup

        Definitely a tranny. The Chive has been posting a lot of those recently.

        • Stan

          Lol, you lot must know some feminine, busty guys!

          • English Jim
          • Yup

            No but I do know a lot of trannies that get boob jobs so they can fool dumb asses like you

            • Idius

              Wait, you know a lot of trannies?

              • AmBush_Steve

                Lmao Idius. Ty

        • Brian P.

          The shadow makes it look like she has a mustache.

    • DeadEye Dick

      Lip injections, no matter how many times i have ever seen them, never look very good. Plus is that a silicon chin and possible hoob job?

    • Rick

      Yet another porn star.

    • pefas
    • Andy Stout


  • Dakota

    i think these women need some company

  • Mason Parsons

    #7 is gorgeous

  • Mocs

    just #1 forever and always….!

    • Davie the Irish


    • Maffu

      #1 is not so much Hot Girl in The Middle of Nowhere so much as Thin Girl In Need of A Sandwich.
      In fact there are a fair few of them here.

      • KICCO

        chubby chase much?

    • Notme

      She is my winner on this post.

    • mark

      Wow wee. Soo pretty(:

  • MITH


    • Yessirr

      Why are you yelling?

    • stonewall_79

      Like what???

      • Yup

        First of all they are all ugly.

        • Cali_Dude

          I am sure you are a real piece of eye candy, huh? PS: #25 is gorgeous and is showing nipple.

          • Yup

            I am out of their league that's for sure. Ps #25 is a porn star and has taken it up the pooper

            • The_Tagg

              what's wrong with that? i'd do her up the "pooper" as you put it

    • Clutch101

      #17 It's the gradaughters of the three women from – O Brother, Where Art Thou.

  • Dakota

    oh and #3 looks like she's taking a dump, even though girls don't do that

  • Neil Song

    <img src="">#6 #11 I had never seen such hot girlS that I couldn't help fixating on them<img src=""&gt;

    • Shat_Thrice

      #11 is Emily Rudd

  • Bash Joker

    #6 for the win.

  • Braxton135

    #23 in for the win!

  • Curtis Vineyard

    All about #24.

  • whyzkid

    #1… who would dare scar that fine specimen on the leg?

    • Cheesus

      Same person who is denying the poor girl a cheeseburger

  • Indiana Chive Fan

    I hope someday to find myself stuck in the middle of nowhere.

    • Yup

      You are from Indiana. You are already there.

      • Kolt Byrd

        dude, theres more than corn in indiana. theres indiana beach.

        • Thanks

          Great, now I'll have that fucking song in my head all day.

  • freddy boy

    #24 The one most worth saving BUT if you ladies are reading these comments, I say we men are all damned lucky.

    • Omar

      Veronica Belmont, co-Host of Tekzilla.

  • whyzkid

    #6 those lips + that rack… priceless

    • Truth

      No, I'm sure she still has the receipt for both.

      • DeDav

        No, I'm sure HE still has the receipt for both.

        • luvTnA

          spencer scott

          • Wrong


  • BigPup

    #7 scary beautiful!

  • blunt
    • The_Tagg

      the only one is #5. #25 is worth time though

  • Yessirr

    Aaaalmost didn't make it past #6.

    • The_Tagg


      • Yessirr


  • James Munn

    #9 MOAR of her!! 🙂

    • manny

      her name is patricia paramos from cali

    • SquishyFlint

      I agree in needing more of her. As in "give the poor thing a cheeseburger."

  • Trav1121

    #5 is incredible…

    • Dave


    • The_Tagg

      hells yea. hottest chick here

  • SuperDanMan4290

    #5- <3<3<3;)
    #10- <3<3<3;)
    #16- <3<3<3;)



    • The_Tagg

      wow you have a REALLY odd taste in women. they look NOTHING like eachother. usually people have a type. you're just all over the place.

      • SuperDanMan4290

        I don't mind not having a certain taste in women. One day I may have a liking to Brunettes, maybe next day It could be Blondes, or even a weekend I could be dreaming of a Redhead. Possibly I can be working next to a fine Dirty Blonde woman. I like to have variety in my life. I am pretty sure you do too. 🙂



    • Mags

      I like your taste!! #10 yum, I'd lime to get lost in that forest!!

  • evart bum

    #15, #19, #20, #25 MOAR, MOAR MOAR. KCCO.

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