Chivettes stuck in the middle of nowhere (12 Photos)

Over the weekend, cousins Alissa and Noelle went hiking in Santa Barbara. Alissa is a USAF airplane mechanic and Noelle (tattoos) is a biology major at UCSB. The two just wanted to watch the sun set from the top of a mountain….

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  • Chad

    Yes!! First time first here!!! These girls are gorgeous!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

      Congrats douche

      • Y.Ogurt

        Double congrats, super-douche

    • Joe H

      Hopefully, due to their ignorance and naivete, they are billed for their rescue. If they are, the girls should KCCO

      • blu

        I was thinking the same.
        We want to see the sunset. Oh no, the sun set now it's dark and we're lost.

        • justsomeguy

          lol yep. just think… one of the girls is an airplane mechanic…. the pilot is probably the one who needs to kcco lol

          but…

          they are so, so hot…. lucky firefighters!

  • http://twitter.com/slumd0gg @slumd0gg

    Moar of Alissa please

    • r@f

      I know you're cousins. But was there any freaky stuff going on while stuck up there? 😀

      • Brian

        I'm not really too curious about that. Pretty sure there was.

    • JOHN

      a chick covered head to toe in tattoos going to UCSB… major daddy issues. (likely major STDs too)

      • Nammer

        Asshole

      • DON FRANCISCO

        I agree, another girl trying way to hard. Alissa is the cute one. MOAR PLEASE!

      • BLeh

        You are totally correct! Noelle Shofner made a post asking her fans to fund her schooling at UCSB because her dad walked out on her and are not in speaking terms, so he was not paying her tuition anymore. She still had Financial Aid, but asked for money instead of grabbing a loan like everybody else.

    • http://www.facebook.com/hotgirlsinyogapants hotgiyp
      • http://www.thechive.com AdamBaldick

        Well Done!

        • bob

          Stupid girls……co-ordinates given are right in the subdivision. Guess all the houses looked the same.

  • gggg

    holy cow

  • BabyFart MagiZax

    #12 LOVE that ass!!!

  • BB23

    I gotta say, I'm more for Air Force girl. FALCON LOVE!

  • BHam69

    #12 I'd like to climb that mountain.

    • KCCO

      She looks like she knows how to take it in the ass

    • Ted_E_Bear

      Mother of SCIENCE !!!!! climb it …id eat it!

    • JohnD

      Me too, Im glad Chivettes were found! Chive please do the same and FIND MOAR!

    • hankalank

      I would suggest googling Carrina Suicide. It will make your day.

  • ttrain

    MOAR

    • bob

      So based on the coordinates above, they found you right in the subdivision. All those houses must look alike……lol.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=606371253 Shannon Coverdale

    #1 is #1

  • AirmanZimm

    Hot Air Force Maintainer?!?! I've heard the myths but I didnt believe it till I saw you today. Pics in uniform maybe please?

    • Bert Macklin

      Funny…I was thinking the same thing. Only after you've been in MX can you truly know that these gems are a rarity.

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #7
    Now kiss!

    • Uncle Fisty

      i would pour a bucket of thumbs-up on this if i could.

    • Anjin-San

      hope they thanked the Santa Barbara County Fire Rescue team with a good blow job..

    • tongystunter

      douche

      • Chris

        I swear to god, If I could punch someone through their monitor…

  • USAF

    #8

    USAF representing. We do have the hottest girls in the military!

    • Desi

      They must send all the uglies to Eglin.

    • kidding relax

      Well, duh. That's the female branch of the military , right?

    • usmc_chiver

      and then us Marines come into town and get ahold of them 🙂

      • cpl alvarez

        Thats how it was when i was in pensacola.

    • cousin

      Dykes?

    • USN Sailor

      Yeah and I banged one this weekend

    • KAF

      I say we throw a "Poo Pond Party"…

      All branches!

      If you don't know what the poo pond is, then you aren't invited.

  • derp

    fascinating

  • Scott

    Too bad the tattoos really mess the hot body up.

    • Master_Rahl

      I have to disagree. The artwork only amplifies the already scorching hot body. BUT, for those who aren't into tattoos, Alissa doesn't have any. A little something for all of us. I like 'em both.

      • https://www.facebook.com/corey.kelty Corey Kelty

        Lenz has tattoos learn ur shit

      • http://www.facebook.com/david.kasubowski David Kasubowski

        Artwork is great on girls that just pass bye for a month . Then it gets old. They need to invent design changing tatoos

        • Master_Rahl

          design changing tattoos, that would be beyond awesome. copyright that shit before someone steals your millions!

    • truth

      True statement Scott. Way overdone

    • Uncle Fisty

      too bad your mom didn't flush.

      • The Good Doctor

        Too bad you survived it.

    • The Good Doctor

      Those are tattoos? I thought they were stuck so long some gangbangers tagged them.

    • BMOC

      agreed. i wanna look at the sexy curves, not the tattoos covering them

    • northerner

      Agree, Scott. For some unknown reason, some think they must try to improve on perfection. Sadly, they fail nearly every time. Leave perfection alone. It does nicely by itself. Tats take away from a woman's beauty.

      • https://www.facebook.com/missgamer84 Jessica Condrey

        I like some of the tats alot, but some just look like someone got shaprie happy…

    • Houdini112

      scott you are an idiot

  • Feltonboy

    Chivette(s) of the week!

    • Underbaker

      I agree, 2 girls are always hotter then 1 and both these girls are pretty hot.

  • Mike

    Noelle is really hot. She is like unfairly hot.

  • kitchen

    she must have field experience in the kitchen field of the military school.

  • Mike b.

    Hot hot hot damn!!! Both girls are gorgeous.

  • Desi

    #12

    Uh. . .uh. . .hmmmm. Moar?

    • bob

      Hot girls in the military……questionable. Dumb……definitely!

  • Stratplaya

    Sorry but they got too much ink. Ruined a beautiful body.

    • Username Taken

      agreeeee!!!

      • Jay

        you guys are high

    • Scaggnettii

      The tats are fine you guys are into dudes apparently

    • TRGatMileHigh

      Ink shows personality. Especially on a chick like this! She's fuggen gorgeous

      • oughtnot

        Longevity my friend. The tatts may look hot now, but won't in th long run. Hopefully by then they will have a more effective, less painful way of removing tattoos. Tattoos are not my thing but to each their own.

    • tk3827

      I completely agree. These girls are natural super hotties but splash a bunch of huge ugly doodles on their perfect skin and their stock drops. :o(

  • BruceWayne

    #11
    Is super fucking cool and hot!

    • SkeletonsScareMe

      That skull freaks me out….just a little. But I'd still tap it.

    • hwath

      That skull tattoo will look nice all wrinkly in 20 years

  • back to the kitchen

    #3 Go to watch the sunset, caught off gaurd when sunsets

    • Ay Ay Caramba

      My thoughts exactly…

    • Ash

      And bimbos celebrating over drinks after wasting expensive resources when someone else could have needed them, just to see a sunset. No amount of hotness makes up for pure stupidity.

      • RoyM

        Err, they got lost. That was obviously not intentional. And wasting expensive resources? That was a good call on their part as things could have become legitimately dangerous. These are some smart ladies.

        • Havaard

          No, if they had half a brain between them, they would have been less fixated on the prize and paid attention to the journey, maybe even not gotten lost in the first place. And yes, that was a waste of resources, what if someone had a real emergency and airlifts were busy saving dumb girls in the hills? L2 survive, camp out overnight, head home in the morning.

          Why are all the cute ones always so dumb? We need an "exceptions to the rule thread" instead of "pray these bitches don't breed" threads.

    • OnOneWheel24

      I'm glad I wasn't the only one thinking this

  • Josh

    Way to KCCO girls! As many have already posted, we'd like Moar, of both of you.

  • andrew

    I got a buddy who goes to UCSB and he has very clear orders to find you in case "some creeper keeps walking around with binoculars". Haha. And air force, go navy.

  • Master_Rahl

    #6 #1 #11 #12 Holy crap! Glad they made through the ordeal to tell the tale… and share pics. We nearly lost a pair of goddesses.

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    • asfdsdf

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      P.S. And yes, it is just an opinion.

    • Mee

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    • Thunderlipps

      Chive, can't you ban this fools subnet?

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