Chivettes bored at work (30 Photos)

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Are you bored at work? Kill some time and send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com.

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  • jsmooth11

    31 i love your attitude lol

  • WhereToBye

    Where to buy the t-shirt of #3 ?

    • your mama

      Dear Chive Staff and Chive Users:

      While I am not the original Mayer Jacoby, I am continuing his cause. Through emails with Mayer Jacoby, I’ve found that several people are taking up his/her cause where the name is more symbolic, and less a representation of a single person. To that end, I want to say the following:
      1)While the mayer jacoby anti-chive movement is very unpopular to some Chive folk, there is a growing population of individuals who post the rants and have expressed extreme disgust at the institutionalized racism by the Chive
      2)Many disgusted Chive users have tried to submit HUNDREDS of pictures representing African American and Minor ity women, and to no avail.
      3)While the rants with caps-lock is certainly annoying, it is important to continue this strategy to gain attention and recognition of the Chive’s racist practices
      4)There are horrible unspeakable emails from Chive users that will become public in due time. These emails exemplify some pretty stark racist, xenophobic, homophobic, and border-line threatening language. While we want to expose these individuals and potentially their employers, we have refrained. A tiger doesn’t change his stripes. So these racist idiots will continue to be racist.
      5)Before you bash Mayer Jacoby, think about what the movement is saying. Is it so wrong to integra te min orities into all posts? Separate is not equal.
      6)When the Chive does post pictures of black men and women, they perpetuate hateful stereotypes. Why not celebrate their intellect with some historical examples?
      7)We take offense to the “find her” gallery. This is a law-suit waiting to happen. It is just creepy to ask thousands of users to find the names of women. We have a growing number of scared women who have been contacted by you creepy chivers due to the “find her” gallery. THIS HAS TO GO.
      8)The Chive, while not directly racist, continues to practice institutionalized racism by featuring white/Aryan/blonde/blue eye girls as more attractive. Look how black men/women are portrayed. Hateful stereotypes.
      9)We are sick of the emails claiming BET, JET , and other black media is racis t. The reason those institutions exist is because BLACK PEOPLE ARE MI NORITIES. The rest of the media is white-tilted. Black individuals have been marginalized since the dawn of this country, these are important outlets to let their voices grow.
      10)We also take offense to the college galleries. These perpetuate the notion that US college students only drink and party. We need to celebrate diversity, education, and reward ideals related to striving for excellence. It’s also creepy that 40 year old men find pictures of 18 year old girls, and then ask users to “find them.”

      Thank you for your time,

      Mayer Jacoby

      today's racist user comment that is unedited https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/2049307

      Mac is the worst. I know for a fact he is scum.

      I hate this website. The chive staffers act all self righteous and philanthropic, but what you really do is perpetuate stereotypes, marginalize black people, steal pictures from other websites, all in the name of some ridiculous brand, "KCCO." Get off your high horses and just admit you are 40 year old men who steal pictures, ask users to stalk women, and make fun of mi norities. You do nothing for society

      Also, the “FIND HER” galleries are a ticking time bomb of law suits waiting to happen. I know of many women who are creeped out by this, and some who have expressed anger at thousands of gross men finding them on facebook (and other sites) and sending unsolicited requests for “Moar boobs” and “take it off” and “ get in the kitchen.” To name a few…

      Good luck Chive.

      Chiv eisra cist@gma il .com

  • Mike

    I love you #24, and #26. #6 and #24 aren't bad either

    • Mike

      #1

  • your mama

    FIND THEIR EMPLOYERS AND SHOW THEM WHAT THEY ARE DOING WASTING THEIR TIME!!!!

    MOST OF THESE GIRLS ARE PROBABLY CUSTOMER SERVICE, SECRETARIES, OR SOME LOW LEVEL JOB THAT IS MINDLESS. SO THEY EXPLOIT THEMSELVES TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE, BUT ARE A LITTLE TOO FAT. SO SOME OLD DUDE WILL USE THEM FOR THEIR "BODIES" THEN GET DUMPED FOR A YOUNGER GIRL. AND THUS THE CYCLE CONTINUES. AHHAHAHAHAHA. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IN AMERICA WE CELEBRATE IGNORANCE, DRINKING IN COLLEGE, AND PROMOTING THIS BEHAVIOUR WITH SITES LIKE THE CHIVE.

    GIRLS GET BACK TO WORK, USE YOUR BRAIN, AND LAY OFF THE BEER. YOUR GUTS ARE HILARIOUS!

    • Talinmardi

      Actually, I own my own business, its doing very well.
      -lovingly, #5

      • fuck you talin

        yea hair stylist business? fucking whore

    • Talinmardi

      "because in America we celebrate ignorance" sounds like you have got a bad case of it mate.
      – again, #5

    • your mama

      FIND THEIR EMPLOYERS AND SHOW THEM WHAT THEY ARE DOING WASTING THEIR TIME!!!!

      MOST OF THESE GIRLS ARE PROBABLY CUSTOMER SERVICE, SECRETARIES, OR SOME LOW LEVEL JOB THAT IS MINDLESS. SO THEY EXPLOIT THEMSELVES TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE, BUT ARE A LITTLE TOO FAT. SO SOME OLD DUDE WILL USE THEM FOR THEIR "BODIES" THEN GET DUMPED FOR A YOUNGER GIRL. AND THUS THE CYCLE CONTINUES. AHHAHAHAHAHA. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IN AMERICA WE CELEBRATE IGNORANCE, DRINKING IN COLLEGE, AND PROMOTING THIS BEHAVIOUR WITH SITES LIKE THE CHIVE.

      GIRLS GET BACK TO WORK, USE YOUR BRAIN, AND LAY OFF THE BEER. YOUR GUTS ARE HILARIOUS!

      • big t

        Its fine with me lol

      • Jak

        The fuck is wrong with you asshole? Everyone of these girls is beautiful…so what if they have a little gut, at least they have the confidence to flaunt it. Go troll somewhere else dick wad.

      • ChiveOn

        One of my jobs happens to be a beverage cart girl at one of the nicest golf courses in Orlando, FL. I'm a college graduate and I maintained a solid gpa all through college – which kept me on the deans list for four years. I don't see anything wrong with taking a harmless picture for an awesome website with loyal fans. Please take your opinions elsewhere :)
        KCCO <3

        • drawesome

          which course? i will be ordering a beverage next time i'm out ;)

      • chefsalad

        as soon as i find out where you live, I'm going to rip out your uterus with salad tongs.

      • your mama

        HAHAHAHA

  • https://www.facebook.com/thebosch1 Andrew W. Boschert

    Happy Memorial Day #2,

    Sincerely,

    Another ENS

  • Zaedrus

    #4, #28, #30, #33 If I were a co-worker, I would not be able to concentrate.

  • https://www.facebook.com/thebosch1 Andrew W. Boschert

    Happy Memorial Day #2

  • A.E.

    #10 #29 mother of god plz send moar!

  • Red

    #34 I'd like to make a deposit…

  • Jezdezpez

    SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!…. err, I'm yelling and that's annoying, I meant to say shut the fuck up.

  • Sandro

    I think # 10 is my ex-wife!!! WTF!!!!!

    • your mama

      Dear Chive Staff and Chive Users:

      While I am not the original Mayer Jacoby, I am continuing his cause. Through emails with Mayer Jacoby, I’ve found that several people are taking up his/her cause where the name is more symbolic, and less a representation of a single person. To that end, I want to say the following:
      1)While the mayer jacoby anti-chive movement is very unpopular to some Chive folk, there is a growing population of individuals who post the rants and have expressed extreme disgust at the institutionalized racism by the Chive
      2)Many disgusted Chive users have tried to submit HUNDREDS of pictures representing African American and Minor ity women, and to no avail.
      3)While the rants with caps-lock is certainly annoying, it is important to continue this strategy to gain attention and recognition of the Chive’s racist practices
      4)There are horrible unspeakable emails from Chive users that will become public in due time. These emails exemplify some pretty stark racist, xenophobic, homophobic, and border-line threatening language. While we want to expose these individuals and potentially their employers, we have refrained. A tiger doesn’t change his stripes. So these racist idiots will continue to be racist.
      5)Before you bash Mayer Jacoby, think about what the movement is saying. Is it so wrong to integra te min orities into all posts? Separate is not equal.
      6)When the Chive does post pictures of black men and women, they perpetuate hateful stereotypes. Why not celebrate their intellect with some historical examples?
      7)We take offense to the “find her” gallery. This is a law-suit waiting to happen. It is just creepy to ask thousands of users to find the names of women. We have a growing number of scared women who have been contacted by you creepy chivers due to the “find her” gallery. THIS HAS TO GO.
      8)The Chive, while not directly racist, continues to practice institutionalized racism by featuring white/Aryan/blonde/blue eye girls as more attractive. Look how black men/women are portrayed. Hateful stereotypes.
      9)We are sick of the emails claiming BET, JET , and other black media is racis t. The reason those institutions exist is because BLACK PEOPLE ARE MI NORITIES. The rest of the media is white-tilted. Black individuals have been marginalized since the dawn of this country, these are important outlets to let their voices grow.
      10)We also take offense to the college galleries. These perpetuate the notion that US college students only drink and party. We need to celebrate diversity, education, and reward ideals related to striving for excellence. It’s also creepy that 40 year old men find pictures of 18 year old girls, and then ask users to “find them.”

      Thank you for your time,

      Mayer Jacoby

      today's racist user comment that is unedited https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/2049307

      Mac is the worst. I know for a fact he is scum.

      I hate this website. The chive staffers act all self righteous and philanthropic, but what you really do is perpetuate stereotypes, marginalize black people, steal pictures from other websites, all in the name of some ridiculous brand, "KCCO." Get off your high horses and just admit you are 40 year old men who steal pictures, ask users to stalk women, and make fun of mi norities. You do nothing for society

      Also, the “FIND HER” galleries are a ticking time bomb of law suits waiting to happen. I know of many women who are creeped out by this, and some who have expressed anger at thousands of gross men finding them on facebook (and other sites) and sending unsolicited requests for “Moar boobs” and “take it off” and “ get in the kitchen.” To name a few…

      Good luck Chive.

      Chiv eisra cist@gma il .com

  • your mama

    FIND THEIR EMPLOYERS AND SHOW THEM WHAT THEY ARE DOING WASTING THEIR TIME!!!!

    MOST OF THESE GIRLS ARE PROBABLY CUSTOMER SERVICE, SECRETARIES, OR SOME LOW LEVEL JOB THAT IS MINDLESS. SO THEY EXPLOIT THEMSELVES TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE, BUT ARE A LITTLE TOO FAT. SO SOME OLD DUDE WILL USE THEM FOR THEIR "BODIES" THEN GET DUMPED FOR A YOUNGER GIRL. AND THUS THE CYCLE CONTINUES. AHHAHAHAHAHA. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IN AMERICA WE CELEBRATE IGNORANCE, DRINKING IN COLLEGE, AND PROMOTING THIS BEHAVIOUR WITH SITES LIKE THE CHIVE.

    GIRLS GET BACK TO WORK, USE YOUR BRAIN, AND LAY OFF THE BEER. YOUR GUTS ARE HILARIOUS!

    FIND THEIR EMPLOYERS AND SHOW THEM WHAT THEY ARE DOING WASTING THEIR TIME!!!!

    MOST OF THESE GIRLS ARE PROBABLY CUSTOMER SERVICE, SECRETARIES, OR SOME LOW LEVEL JOB THAT IS MINDLESS. SO THEY EXPLOIT THEMSELVES TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE, BUT ARE A LITTLE TOO FAT. SO SOME OLD DUDE WILL USE THEM FOR THEIR "BODIES" THEN GET DUMPED FOR A YOUNGER GIRL. AND THUS THE CYCLE CONTINUES. AHHAHAHAHAHA. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IN AMERICA WE CELEBRATE IGNORANCE, DRINKING IN COLLEGE, AND PROMOTING THIS BEHAVIOUR WITH SITES LIKE THE CHIVE.

    GIRLS GET BACK TO WORK, USE YOUR BRAIN, AND LAY OFF THE BEER. YOUR GUTS ARE HILARIOUS!

    FIND THEIR EMPLOYERS AND SHOW THEM WHAT THEY ARE DOING WASTING THEIR TIME!!!!

    • your mama

      Dear Chive Staff and Chive Users:

      While I am not the original Mayer Jacoby, I am continuing his cause. Through emails with Mayer Jacoby, I’ve found that several people are taking up his/her cause where the name is more symbolic, and less a representation of a single person. To that end, I want to say the following:
      1)While the mayer jacoby anti-chive movement is very unpopular to some Chive folk, there is a growing population of individuals who post the rants and have expressed extreme disgust at the institutionalized racism by the Chive
      2)Many disgusted Chive users have tried to submit HUNDREDS of pictures representing African American and Minor ity women, and to no avail.
      3)While the rants with caps-lock is certainly annoying, it is important to continue this strategy to gain attention and recognition of the Chive’s racist practices
      4)There are horrible unspeakable emails from Chive users that will become public in due time. These emails exemplify some pretty stark racist, xenophobic, homophobic, and border-line threatening language. While we want to expose these individuals and potentially their employers, we have refrained. A tiger doesn’t change his stripes. So these racist idiots will continue to be racist.
      5)Before you bash Mayer Jacoby, think about what the movement is saying. Is it so wrong to integra te min orities into all posts? Separate is not equal.
      6)When the Chive does post pictures of black men and women, they perpetuate hateful stereotypes. Why not celebrate their intellect with some historical examples?
      7)We take offense to the “find her” gallery. This is a law-suit waiting to happen. It is just creepy to ask thousands of users to find the names of women. We have a growing number of scared women who have been contacted by you creepy chivers due to the “find her” gallery. THIS HAS TO GO.
      8)The Chive, while not directly racist, continues to practice institutionalized racism by featuring white/Aryan/blonde/blue eye girls as more attractive. Look how black men/women are portrayed. Hateful stereotypes.
      9)We are sick of the emails claiming BET, JET , and other black media is racis t. The reason those institutions exist is because BLACK PEOPLE ARE MI NORITIES. The rest of the media is white-tilted. Black individuals have been marginalized since the dawn of this country, these are important outlets to let their voices grow.
      10)We also take offense to the college galleries. These perpetuate the notion that US college students only drink and party. We need to celebrate diversity, education, and reward ideals related to striving for excellence. It’s also creepy that 40 year old men find pictures of 18 year old girls, and then ask users to “find them.”

      Thank you for your time,

      Mayer Jacoby

      today's racist user comment that is unedited https://twitter.com/#!/mayerjacoby/status/2049307

      Mac is the worst. I know for a fact he is scum.

      I hate this website. The chive staffers act all self righteous and philanthropic, but what you really do is perpetuate stereotypes, marginalize black people, steal pictures from other websites, all in the name of some ridiculous brand, "KCCO." Get off your high horses and just admit you are 40 year old men who steal pictures, ask users to stalk women, and make fun of mi norities. You do nothing for society

      Also, the “FIND HER” galleries are a ticking time bomb of law suits waiting to happen. I know of many women who are creeped out by this, and some who have expressed anger at thousands of gross men finding them on facebook (and other sites) and sending unsolicited requests for “Moar boobs” and “take it off” and “ get in the kitchen.” To name a few…

      Good luck Chive.

      Chiv eisra cist@gma il .com

  • Von

    #10&#29 what an onion…..

    • your mama

      FIND THEIR EMPLOYERS AND SHOW THEM WHAT THEY ARE DOING WASTING THEIR TIME!!!!

      MOST OF THESE GIRLS ARE PROBABLY CUSTOMER SERVICE, SECRETARIES, OR SOME LOW LEVEL JOB THAT IS MINDLESS. SO THEY EXPLOIT THEMSELVES TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE, BUT ARE A LITTLE TOO FAT. SO SOME OLD DUDE WILL USE THEM FOR THEIR "BODIES" THEN GET DUMPED FOR A YOUNGER GIRL. AND THUS THE CYCLE CONTINUES. AHHAHAHAHAHA. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IN AMERICA WE CELEBRATE IGNORANCE, DRINKING IN COLLEGE, AND PROMOTING THIS BEHAVIOUR WITH SITES LIKE THE CHIVE.

      GIRLS GET BACK TO WORK, USE YOUR BRAIN, AND LAY OFF THE BEER. YOUR GUTS ARE HILARIOUS!

      FIND THEIR EMPLOYERS AND SHOW THEM WHAT THEY ARE DOING WASTING THEIR TIME!!!!

      MOST OF THESE GIRLS ARE PROBABLY CUSTOMER SERVICE, SECRETARIES, OR SOME LOW LEVEL JOB THAT IS MINDLESS. SO THEY EXPLOIT THEMSELVES TO GET AHEAD IN LIFE, BUT ARE A LITTLE TOO FAT. SO SOME OLD DUDE WILL USE THEM FOR THEIR "BODIES" THEN GET DUMPED FOR A YOUNGER GIRL. AND THUS THE CYCLE CONTINUES. AHHAHAHAHAHA. YOU KNOW WHY? BECAUSE IN AMERICA WE CELEBRATE IGNORANCE, DRINKING IN COLLEGE, AND PROMOTING THIS BEHAVIOUR WITH SITES LIKE THE CHIVE.

      GIRLS GET BACK TO WORK, USE YOUR BRAIN, AND LAY OFF THE BEER. YOUR GUTS ARE HILARIOUS!

      FIND THEIR EMPLOYERS AND SHOW THEM WHAT THEY ARE DOING WASTING THEIR TIME!!!

  • CanadianPiper

    #6 #30 #29 #33 – I'm glad your bored…

  • Chris Pearson

    NOW HIRING!

  • Russ Hardin

    # 8 looking for New Job?

  • CEngChiver

    #34 I now wish that TD was my bank =(

  • jammy

    #29 is swell and super!!!!

  • SomeGuy

    #15 MOAR! Stunning!

  • Sam

    Why is it always white girls that do this stuff? It's like they crave attention…that's why I don't date them! More black is beautiful please! I'd rather look at them any day!

    • your mama

      thank you

      black chicks are classy

  • firechiver

    no one gives a shit if youre bored at work unless your showimg skin.

  • Rocketman

    #10 & #29 Both some beautiful ass.

  • Bob

    Only white women exploit themselves this easily on the Internet ..haha!

  • WarEagleKowboy

    #2 Thank you for your service and your boobs

    • Pete

      Navy slut haha

  • http://twitter.com/edmerbrito @edmerbrito

    #1 #3 #4 #6 #15 #20 #22 #23 #24 #25 #32 you are all doing it wrong. That's not how you prove how bored you are at work.
    #13 #17 #26 #29 you are doing it soooooo right

    • becca

      just cause i dont want to show the internet my tits and ass doesnt mean im doing it wrong.. in fact, i think im doing it right. :)
      continue to jerk off in your moms basement cause you cant see beautiful women in real life!

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