Merry Burnsday! (50 photos)

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  • Acesevens

    Burnsday is sometimes better than Friday.

    • winfields

      would have to agree, and nice Avi!

      • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

        Ahh my favorite post! #39 love the ring! #33 hot but I think the surgeon may have been a little drunk..

        • Underbaker

          #33 Had me looking up to see what they was pointing at.

      • Acesevens

        Thanks, he is so boss he tells Chuck Norris what to do.

      • Always Last

        I think #41 is giving a subtle message to the crowd.

    • mojo77

      These girls' parents never taught them to not play with matches. And for that we are eternally grateful!

    • Chris

      # live long and hump me πŸ™‚

    • press

      And #48. (Sorry for post-jumping. Just thought she deserved to be somewhere early, and didn't see her in the first 4 pages.) Whoever she is.

      • zoom

        Polite post-jumpers are sometimes forgiven, if it's an emergency. Like this time.

      • Tom

        Plus the posts all have the same thing to say anyway – a pound sign and a number followed by the letters "M-O-A-R"; and then people click the like button.

      • NYchive

        Agree on #48, because I always like also seeing the girl's eyes, her smile, her face.

        I can't believe I'm saying this, but post after post of just torso & boobs gets boring.

        • TwoTimesTen

          Finally, someone said this!

    • Rendog

      I love them all from chicago

    • ChivetoSurvive

      One does not simply scroll through Burnsday

    • Lotus

      Quickly becoming the best post of the week. Probably because these girls actually have curves and not six-packs, thank god.

  • big_james

    #39 Hello there my name is……I can't think any more.

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      Never have I wanted a SuperSoaker more than I do right now.

    • Chris

      MOAR!!!

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      A+ for the barbell!

    • J Pepper

      You should see her ass… Even better!

      • Aubrey

        Where's the ass!?

        • J Pepper

          Behind her.

    • http://Hotmail.com redffoo

      wanna go out on a date

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #1 Well hello, Denise… Twins looking wonderful as always!

    Also… #12 #49 & #50

    • Jedidiah

      #50 is Jessica Jane Clemente.

    • Mike

      #49 might be Monroe Lee

      • boobman

        yes, yes, yes and yes!!!

    • flap

      #12 is Miss Sega Genesis according to internet

    • JohnD

      WOW! Chive don't ever STOP this post! POWERFUL!

    • Guest

      Very nice

  • Jos

    More of #7!! Soo hot!!

    • moustache ride

      mother of god…

    • whyme1973

      Fuck that's sexy.

    • Ned Ryerson

      it's shopped. her name is Koscis Orsolya and there is no way it needed to be touched up. she's smoking hot. NSFW if you google her. here is the original as well..
      http://fliiby.com/file/180981/fijp94rzmb.html

      • Falthor

        God knows she is hot. I've been a fan of this picture ever since i saw it a couple years ago, but I have to say, knowing what her face looks like somehow detracts from the picture. not because she's not beautiful, she totally is, but it takes a sense of mystery away.

        • Falthor

          and please don't try to sell me insurance ned… BING!

      • Darren
        • http://www.theChive.com Rusty_Dreams

          Original looks much better than the shopped version!!!!!

    • http://chiveafterdark.tumblr.com/ AfterDark
      • 8------(.)Y(.)

        That's a good site, almost as good ad the original, I recommend it to any fans of bra burning or hump day

    • drew

      Fake as hell

    • Scott

      There is nothing that can even come close to her…FIND HER!

    • Guest

      Omg

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    #28 (no comment necessary)

    • Ned_Plimpton

      "Houston… We have a nipple."

    • Enson

      Please stretch a little further

    • Mike

      Nice gap. What's that, at least 3 inches between? Awful boob job.

      • rocky

        Wrong site bro…if you want to pick apart hot chicks to make yourself feel better you know where to go. Maybe nick richie and the rest of his douschey followers will care about what you have to say….kcco!

        • 4958

          yeah! because every girl on her is TEH HAWTEST CHIK EVAR!!! FAP FAP FAP FAP

        • Drmoney

          That comment was said and a plastic surgeon gained his wings somewhere. Also, a grammar angel died. It's a give and take world.

  • big_james

    #29 WOW I think I just grew long and prosperous…

    • Big Nate

      MOAR! End of transmission

      • The Pict

        Once every seven years would most decidedly not be enough.

    • RobTalk

      Ummm…NOT HOT.

    • Terwilliger

      She appears to be be in need of the Vulcan nipple pinch. Peace and long life cadet.

    • MrMan13

      FIND.

  • winfields

    #1 MOTOR BOAT Heaven!

    • LivedLTP

      Denise Milani. Always yummy.

    • Dale

      I love her.

    • Anang

      Iam like you hanny ( uuhhuii ) Deejay Anang Indonesia heheehe Hp 081949628901

    • ravi

      yr booms are very lose &big

  • st33

    In the words of Kevin Hart – SHIAT!
    #3

    • http://chiveafterdark.tumblr.com/ AfterDark

      Now slowly move the hands, and submit a pic to AfterDark

      • Question

        What is AfterDark??

        • http://chiveafterdark.tumblr.com/ AfterDark

          Click the name

          • Question

            Nice idea. Hope it works for you.

          • Kinky Dave

            ahhhh, yes! moar sluts!

  • sjd

    #1

    Great way to start off !! Wow !!

  • Leddy420

    #32

    /thread

    • Aaron

      Shes super hot, but Brooklyn Decker is hotter!

    • Ura

      /douchebag

      • Leddy420

        Hi Stan!

    • burnd

      she may be gorgeous, but one of the main reasons she is everywhere is that she is from the Upton dynasty – ever hear of Whirlpool? This girl is connected and its as much the basis of her fame and omnipresence as her lovely looks. Other Chivette's (also lovely!) dream on…

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #49 and what a wonderful burnsday it is!

    • whyme1973

      Fuck. That's just beautiful.

  • winfields

    #45 – some real nice looking (and natural) pokies

    • whyme1973

      Now that she's addicted to the Chive, I hope she posts often.

      • TurboCDN

        It's a lie. Check out red-hot-girls and you can see the same pic without the fake caption.

    • Jared

      Also the only person in this post to incorrectly use 'burnt' instead of burned.

  • Jay

    #1 and #17. Can we get some more please!!

    • blaise Pascal

      17 is wearing a bra!!!!

      • tongystunter

        I was going to say it if you didn't!

        • Gerulo

          So was I!!!

          • Mike

            and is an old picture too, she must be like 3 or 4 years older

    • trident

      i'm pretty sure 17 is a hot single girl in my area. she has ads and stuff. apparently, she wants to chat.

    • http://www.facebook.com/heyitscarlos Carlos Rodriguez

      Second chick's name is Michelle. Used to be friends with her.

      • singlewide92

        No matter what you all say, she is one fine as chick

      • http://www.facebook.com/heyitscarlos Carlos Rodriguez

        I'm just curious why that got downvoted…

  • realboobs

    So many fake boobs…

    • United State of ME

      Santa Claus' presents aren't real either, but we sure love unwrapping those

      • 4yut

        that's because they're real presents. logic fail.

    • jhoratio

      Do you mean in the world? Not many on this post, actually…

      • Underbaker

        Fake bewbs are fine for looking at, but you don't need to lie about them. Maybe its because I have a long history of staring at them but I can pick out 5 fairly easily that I am certain are augmented and there are a few others that are questionable in this forum also. #17 #28 #33 #40 #50

        • archiGUY

          i think your eyes are broken

    • whyme1973

      If I can touch them, they are real.

      • 4895

        fake fruit must be real fruit then……..

        • derp

          if fake fruit can satisfy you then there is no difference……..

    • Jer

      There's nothing wrong with man-made perfection

      • The Woim

        I'll take it further! If you don't have them by age 24, getting them should be mandatory! Its the only logical solution for world peace. nothing says put your RPGs down and celebrate life like Bewbs.

        • Captain

          Because most girls can afford new boobs when they are 24 years old, probably coming out of college.

    • http://www.facebook.com/beshures Rob Beshures

      I can attest to the natural status of #25

    • kitty_karloso

      So few fucks given.

  • irate43

    can't think of a witty comment all my brain blood is now in my boner

  • Prick

    #22 has crazy hot hips

    • Dick Salad

      speechl…

    • cock casserole

      I'll give her an order of moo shoo dick

    • ABCdario

      She's Tahiti Cora. Just google it and enjoi

      • casey

        Men who like hips that flared and enormous boobs usually want kids…. Smart people don't reproduce

        • shump

          wha?

        • Andrew

          I'd love kids eventually and find both of those things sexy as hell. I'd still adopt because there are so many abandoned kids out there and I also don't want to pass on my shitty genetics. But I'd hit that like a bullet train.

        • Casey's Mom

          That explains why I had you….

    • Child please

      That ass is fantastic! And I can't even see it yet!

    • Lotus

      Sadly, shopped: http://www.nokenny.com/FLV/upload/pcqdp2cg.jpg

      Chive really needs to post more girls with wide hips though, none of that hip bone shit.

      • https://www.facebook.com/henree.garcia Henree Arriola de Garcia

        although shopped… Laura Dore has a beautiful body like this one. NOT SHOPPED.

        • ryan

          I agree. Wish chive would post more pictures of women with big hips. sooo sick of the mind the gap and hip bone posts. I much prefer her body. big hipped and gapless lol

      • Not a chubby chaser.

        Non shopped version is much better.

  • winfields

    #23 – where is that beach at? Certainly not the Jersey Shore.

    • Ricky Ross

      No topless beaches here unless you go to the one in Sandy Hook. I'd like to see this chick get her bottoms wet too. Those look see-through

      • Bryan

        touche

    • Robert

      This one made my day

    • http://chiveafterdark.tumblr.com/ AfterDark
      • winfields

        You Sir, a damn genious…. It's hard for me to search for the images at work, but I can certainly go to a Tumblr site! This is awesome, and I hope it explodes.

  • AboutGorramTime

    Hi #36, I'm also a Minnesota Chivette. We should do a MN Chive gathering πŸ™‚

    • http://twitter.com/jrkuy @jrkuy

      I know a few ND chivers who would make the trip East…

      • https://www.facebook.com/Bussie10 Patrick Buss

        I agree! Chive meet up in Minnesota and why not one in Fargo too for the ND/western MN people.

    • http://chiveafterdark.tumblr.com/ AfterDark

      Let's just have a gathering on tumblr

    • Ketut

      "That's a good Idea" – Bob Mould

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=29416429 Mikel Morrison

      Yes I have a few Chivers who would be down for a MN gathering!!

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      Damn right. I'm a MN Chiver too…John, whaddaya say?? you could hit 5 states with a meet-up in MN!!

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      Oh, and thanks for posting…

    • Honus

      A MN Chive gathering before the Harriet Island music festival in June? Just saying

      • IceColdBuddha

        DMB + Chive = Gold

    • Wonderboy

      MN is filled with chivers and chivettes.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Yeah, and teach her how to spell.

      • Mini~mimosa

        That was a simple typo on my part….oops πŸ˜‰

        • EBusch

          No worries! Minnesota Chivers and Chivettes are still the best!

          Ricky at the airport and a Chivette babe in one day! Epic!!!

        • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

          Now I feel awful, bringing attention to something so meaningless in a small-minded way, and you being so gracious about it. I was a jerk to make the comment. You can make all the typos you want! And thanks for the great pic πŸ™‚

    • p3king

      +1 for your ID. Firefly FTW!

      • AboutGorramTime

        Can't believe you spotted that! My dogs are named River and Malcolm. I'm kind of a big Firefly nerd.

        • randomchiver

          No love for Wash?! you bite yer tongue, you "fan". πŸ˜›

          • AboutGorramTime

            My license plate holder says "I'm a leaf on the wind." So there. πŸ™‚

            • Markpong

              Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

              I'm a MN chiver and totally down for a chive meetup here!

    • IceColdBuddha

      We should! That would be Chivetastic!

    • M.A.

      Must do MN Chive Gathering!!! I see Chivers and Chivettes everywhere in MN! Awesome pic #36 btw! Redemption for the spelling error is necessary, moar is moar! πŸ˜‰

      • C-note

        A fair point, well made. Indeed, MOAR is MOAR πŸ™‚

    • Franklin1138

      Yes, please.

  • stevek

    Good bless merica

  • BigOkie

    #46 If this one is a teacher… I'd never miss that class!

    • Deezamn

      Find her chive!

    • Leddy420

      I wouldn't learn a single fucking thing, either.

      • Eric

        Wouldn't learn a thing, but would have perfect attendance.

    • isawoj

      Sayuki Kanno (NSFW)

    • Silver

      And never learn a thing

  • Csquared303

    #1 my oh my! we have a touchdown!

  • 670

    All so very nice Thanks Ladies……… I think we need a competition though CANADA vs USA for the Golden Boob Award. GO CANADA

  • CurveLover

    #40, #49, #50 outstanding

  • winfields

    #46 – def from a porn…. but which one?

  • AtlChiver

    #22 Chive pushing the envelope. Wow!

    • weldsoft

      Raiden wins!

      Just amazing.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Wait… Is that racist, with that hat? Lol

    • kiko

      very nice hips….

    • Dinnas

      We need to see the hump with this one!

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