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The Chivette of the Week: Haley Almeida

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Is there something in the water in Alberta, Canada? We have so many Chivettes submitting from Alberta I'm considering a meetup in that awesome province. Haley, the stage is yours:

Hey Chivers,

Well how do I write about myself? I'll try to keep it as simple as possible!

My name is Haley, my friends call me Hales, family and some close friends call me booboo or wiggles. Laugh it up.
Also, I couldn't have a better family!

I have worked independently, I've owned a business for quite a while now. I am a mobile stylist for weddings, grads, photo shoots, and other events. I love what I do.

My passions are cooking and fitness, I love cooking for large groups of people.

I'm 21 years old, an old soul with a young heart. I like to climb trees as a kid, I still do… like, a lot.

So since everyone is probably wondering what my tattoo says, I'll just hint that it is a paragraph of merged Audrey Hepburn quotes.
My dorky side is very dear to me because I try to stay beautiful inside by being kind to others.

I'm the polar opposite of a girly-girl. I loathe shopping, malls, makeup, and I don't watch 'Gossip Girl'.

Lastly, I'd like to give a shout out to my small home town of Stony Plain/Spruce Grove, Alberta. There's a lot of Chivers here and I'm so proud to be your Chivette.

I love the Chive! Keep Calm & Chive On Chivers and Chivettes!

Say hello to Haley on her Twitter page.

Say hi to Haley on her Twitter Page.

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  • John

    9 pages of comments of ppl saying ur gorgeous .. And they're all true .. Ur stunning!! Favorite cotw

  • Anonymous.

    Chive: Home of the low quality pixelated photos.

  • Cubster

    Okay….yeah….she frickin' rocks!

  • Sean

    Being Canadian just got even better

  • amplexus

    SMOKIN

  • Kent

    What do they put in the water in Canada?! Holy shit, thank you for being you.

  • da goober

    John I'm wit you, let's holla at sum chivettes in Alberta!

  • simplepleasures

    Every Photo blows me away

  • Keith

    Haha some of these comments are just simply awesome.

  • Red

    Ur a beauty

  • zjh

    Guess there really is a rural Alberta advantage…

  • noonecares

    no one cares

  • amanaa

    chive is racist!!!!!!

  • boooo

    All these girls are attention seeking htough. Get a life. Chivettes are the worst. Kepe calm and antichive on !!!!!
    Fuck you.
    HOW TO BECOME POPULAR OR THINK YOU ARE A CELEBRITY IN AMERICA:

    1. GET FAKE BOOBS
    2. BE WHITE
    3. HAVE BLONDE HAIR
    4. GET A CAMERA PHONE
    5. TAKE PIC IN FRONT OF MIRROR
    6. REPEAT 5
    7. SEND TO THE CHIVE (GROSS 40 YEAR OLD MEN)
    8) THEY WILL CONTINUE THE STEREOTYPE THAT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, YOU NEED TO BE BLONDE, BIG BOOBED, FAKE, AND VAPID
    9) CONTINUE TO REPRESS US MINO RITIES.
    10) THANK YOU
    11) allow men to exploit you
    12) act ditzy
    13) thank you and have a nice day god bless
    11) I AM BETTER THAN YOU

    Issues with the Chive:

    12) Why do we celebrate idiocy in higher education? only in America do we throw away money towards drinking and acting like idiots. no wonder why we lag. we need to focus on studying, and celebrating great thinkers. Most of these college kids get pay outs from the government in the form of loans, yet will turn their back on the government and call obama a n##gger. I've seen this on the chive. I have an idea ladies and gentleman. Put down the beer, grab a book and study.

    13) Chive please promote picture galleries celebrating great American thinkers, achievements in science, achievements in need blind admission at universities, cultural events at the college level

    14) DEFINITION OF IRONY = YOU CAN SAY THE WORD N$GGER ON CHIVE, AND IT WONT BE CENSORED, IF YOU SAY INTEGR ATION, OR MIN ORITY, YOU ARE AUTO CENSORED. FUCK YOU RACIST CHIVE

    THE CHIVE IS SO FULL OF SHIT. YOU ACT ALL AWESOME LIKE YOU ARE HELPING HUMANITY BEHIND SOME RIDICULOUS BANNER OF “KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON.” IF YOU REALLY WANTTO MAKE ADIFFERENCE, DON’T JUST SAY SHIT LIKE, “LOL, LOVE YA, FUCK CANCER, GOOD LUCK, HAHA!” NO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING. DONATE MONEY, PROMOTE BLACK AWARENESS, PRMOOTE ANTI-DISCRIMINATION. PUT FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE UP ALREADY!

    • Insnsprtn

      Can we just IP ban these f*ckers already?

  • boooo

    All these girls are attention seeking htough. Get a life. Chivettes are the worst. Kepe calm and antichive on !!!!!
    Fuck you.
    HOW TO BECOME POPULAR OR THINK YOU ARE A CELEBRITY IN AMERICA:

    1. GET FAKE BOOBS
    2. BE WHITE
    3. HAVE BLONDE HAIR
    4. GET A CAMERA PHONE
    5. TAKE PIC IN FRONT OF MIRROR
    6. REPEAT 5
    7. SEND TO THE CHIVE (GROSS 40 YEAR OLD MEN)
    8) THEY WILL CONTINUE THE STEREOTYPE THAT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, YOU NEED TO BE BLONDE, BIG BOOBED, FAKE, AND VAPID
    9) CONTINUE TO REPRESS US MINO RITIES.
    10) THANK YOU
    11) allow men to exploit you
    12) act ditzy
    13) thank you and have a nice day god bless
    11) I AM BETTER THAN YOU

    Issues with the Chive:

    12) Why do we celebrate idiocy in higher education? only in America do we throw away money towards drinking and acting like idiots. no wonder why we lag. we need to focus on studying, and celebrating great thinkers. Most of these college kids get pay outs from the government in the form of loans, yet will turn their back on the government and call obama a n##gger. I've seen this on the chive. I have an idea ladies and gentleman. Put down the beer, grab a book and study.

    13) Chive please promote picture galleries celebrating great American thinkers, achievements in science, achievements in need blind admission at universities, cultural events at the college level

    14) DEFINITION OF IRONY = YOU CAN SAY THE WORD N$GGER ON CHIVE, AND IT WONT BE CENSORED, IF YOU SAY INTEGR ATION, OR MIN ORITY, YOU ARE AUTO CENSORED. FUCK YOU RACIST CHIVE

    THE CHIVE IS SO FULL OF SHIT. YOU ACT ALL AWESOME LIKE YOU ARE HELPING HUMANITY BEHIND SOME RIDICULOUS BANNER OF “KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON.” IF YOU REALLY WANTTO MAKE ADIFFERENCE, DON’T JUST SAY SHIT LIKE, “LOL, LOVE YA, FUCK CANCER, GOOD LUCK, HAHA!” NO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING. DONATE MONEY, PROMOTE BLACK AWARENESS, PRMOOTE ANTI-DISCRIMINATION. PUT FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE UP ALREADY!
    All these girls are attention seeking htough. Get a life. Chivettes are the worst. Kepe calm and antichive on !!!!!
    Fuck you.
    HOW TO BECOME POPULAR OR THINK YOU ARE A CELEBRITY IN AMERICA:

    1. GET FAKE BOOBS
    2. BE WHITE
    3. HAVE BLONDE HAIR
    4. GET A CAMERA PHONE
    5. TAKE PIC IN FRONT OF MIRROR
    6. REPEAT 5
    7. SEND TO THE CHIVE (GROSS 40 YEAR OLD MEN)
    8) THEY WILL CONTINUE THE STEREOTYPE THAT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN, YOU NEED TO BE BLONDE, BIG BOOBED, FAKE, AND VAPID
    9) CONTINUE TO REPRESS US MINO RITIES.
    10) THANK YOU
    11) allow men to exploit you
    12) act ditzy
    13) thank you and have a nice day god bless
    11) I AM BETTER THAN YOU

    Issues with the Chive:

    12) Why do we celebrate idiocy in higher education? only in America do we throw away money towards drinking and acting like idiots. no wonder why we lag. we need to focus on studying, and celebrating great thinkers. Most of these college kids get pay outs from the government in the form of loans, yet will turn their back on the government and call obama a n##gger. I've seen this on the chive. I have an idea ladies and gentleman. Put down the beer, grab a book and study.

    13) Chive please promote picture galleries celebrating great American thinkers, achievements in science, achievements in need blind admission at universities, cultural events at the college level

    14) DEFINITION OF IRONY = YOU CAN SAY THE WORD N$GGER ON CHIVE, AND IT WONT BE CENSORED, IF YOU SAY INTEGR ATION, OR MIN ORITY, YOU ARE AUTO CENSORED. FUCK YOU RACIST CHIVE

    THE CHIVE IS SO FULL OF SHIT. YOU ACT ALL AWESOME LIKE YOU ARE HELPING HUMANITY BEHIND SOME RIDICULOUS BANNER OF “KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON.” IF YOU REALLY WANTTO MAKE ADIFFERENCE, DON’T JUST SAY SHIT LIKE, “LOL, LOVE YA, FUCK CANCER, GOOD LUCK, HAHA!” NO ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING. DONATE MONEY, PROMOTE BLACK AWARENESS, PRMOOTE ANTI-DISCRIMINATION. PUT FUCKING BLACK PEOPLE UP ALREADY!

  • Roadgypsy247

    #11 Marry me??

  • John

    fit girls are gorgeous. needs more of the dress in #16 though… hot damn!

  • Keihoop

    Yawn. "Im an old soul"….really? Bleh. Move along, nothing to see here.

  • Jordan

    God dammit, I just moved OUT of alberta!
    I'll have to fly back if there is meet up there.

  • tommytwotime

    #16 wow that is actually impressive as fuck

  • nobody

    Beautiful. I'd like to actually see a pic with no make-up, just the real you.

    • YAahehhh

      #17

  • jking

    Thank you… Thats all I can say… Thank you…

  • dave

    walking billboard

  • Mr. McGibblets

    Best Chivette yet!!! Well done lady

  • jbomb

    Ok fine. Since you asked so nicely. I'll marry you, but you have to move to Hawaii.

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