The Chivette of the Week: Haley Almeida

Is there something in the water in Alberta, Canada? We have so many Chivettes submitting from Alberta I'm considering a meetup in that awesome province. Haley, the stage is yours:

Hey Chivers,

Well how do I write about myself? I'll try to keep it as simple as possible!

My name is Haley, my friends call me Hales, family and some close friends call me booboo or wiggles. Laugh it up.
Also, I couldn't have a better family!

I have worked independently, I've owned a business for quite a while now. I am a mobile stylist for weddings, grads, photo shoots, and other events. I love what I do.

My passions are cooking and fitness, I love cooking for large groups of people.

I'm 21 years old, an old soul with a young heart. I like to climb trees as a kid, I still do… like, a lot.

So since everyone is probably wondering what my tattoo says, I'll just hint that it is a paragraph of merged Audrey Hepburn quotes.
My dorky side is very dear to me because I try to stay beautiful inside by being kind to others.

I'm the polar opposite of a girly-girl. I loathe shopping, malls, makeup, and I don't watch 'Gossip Girl'.

Lastly, I'd like to give a shout out to my small home town of Stony Plain/Spruce Grove, Alberta. There's a lot of Chivers here and I'm so proud to be your Chivette.

I love the Chive! Keep Calm & Chive On Chivers and Chivettes!

Say hello to Haley on her Twitter page.

Say hi to Haley on her Twitter Page.

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  • SPZander

    Very pretty girl… but I take issue with any girl claiming "I'm the polar opposite of a girly-girl. I loathe shopping, malls, makeup, and I don't watch 'Gossip Girl'." You "loathe" makeup? yet you are wearing makeup in almost every picture… and looking very "girly-girl"

    • ddd

      shit be staged and shit

    • SPZander

      and "loathes" shopping as well… #13 nice organized closet full of clothes and shoes; looks like someone has been doing quite a bit of "shopping"

      • Haley

        I dislike shopping thats why I go to the mall by myself, get what I need, and get the heck out of there. I still have clothes from grade 8 lol.
        And yes I hate makeup, I wear it because it look unprofessional with my business if
        I don't have my hair and makeup done every day.
        Shoes & Lulu's are my only weakness, hate going and buying them though 🙂

        • Ricky Ross

          There will always be haters Haley. Keep doing what you're doing. You have your own business at 21 and obviously it looks like you're doing well. That's a serious accomplishment. Don't take offense to some of the people that take things a little too literal. Most of us got your point that you don't follow the normal trend of most women.

          • Ricky Ross

            And what the hell are LuLu's????

          • SPZander

            Nobody is "hating"… and "too literal"? She doubled-down with her reply. She can obviously take care of herself Ricky, no need to come to her rescue.

            • Haley

              No offense in the slightest 🙂 Just explaining that so no confusion 😉

              • SPZander

                Thank you Haley… no offence was meant. 🙂

      • John

        I don't know. She looks girly, but many girly-girls wouldn't sweat it out in the gym as she appears to. I don't know any girly-girls with abs. As for the closet, she needs clothes.

    • Just Sayin'

      Dude you're an idiot.

    • Brooklyn

      I'm sorry. I gotta agree with this statement. The polar opposite of a girly girl probably has zero pics of herself. Probably no Audrey Hepburn tattoo, does a bio that reads about 5 words long"beer, Packer football, marathon runner" and definitely no running pics with makeup & curly hair. She is such a beautiful young woman, but this makes men think women wake up covered in jewelry, makeup, and lose weight everytime we drink a beer. Oy vey

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  • boobman

    OH CANADA!!!!!!

  • gusto

    I approve of everything except the Bud Light. Get a real Canadian beer eh. 😛

    • Ketut

      exactly what I was going to say. ditch the crap beer.

  • Salvador Carmona

    I'd hit that.

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #28 More like Chivette of the Year

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #35 Well aren't you just gorgeous?

  • KEV


  • The Dude

    Wow! Good pick on COTW chive, this Inez's a winner. #13 damn. Gotta love Alberta babes.

  • danieldanieltoshtosh

    Captain, we have a lock on target. CORPORAL! load the JIZZ CANNON!

  • MrMav

    #6 #20 – wahow! #32 Oh yeah baby, I'm liking that ass!

  • joe

    she is cute

  • BigDave

    I appreciate a lean and mean woman, but give me more curve and bounce.
    Beautiful girl, though. Any girl that can pound down a sammich like that is a keeper.

  • theAdventuresOfJim

    Well she's just great

  • Nick

    #22 Holy crap look at those abs!! I mean damn, can we say SEXY!! Good job Chive!!

  • Kodos

    It's nice, EHH!

  • SuperDanMan4290

    #18, #19 – Doing it right! 😉
    #20 – Sexy 😀
    #27, #36 – ❤ 😉



  • will.i.comment

    Perfection? Check.

  • Jay5

    A bit too muscular for me…but I'd still hit it!

  • bisketz

    Chivettes make the world a better place.

  • Vinnie Citriniti

    #4 TRX is hands down one of the best workouts ive ever done. keep it up its clearly working for you!

  • DSavvy

    I've never been interested in the concept of marriage…. until now.

    • babyboy

      What about gay anal secks?

  • wyochiver

    #7 #8 #28 Haley, you are gorgeous and adorable. Thanks for sharing your smile. What an incredible Chivette!! KCCO

  • Brother Maynard

    Excellent choice.

  • Connor Macmanus

    She has a great smile #20 #28 and Haley is very fit #22.

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