• Pablo

    Wow….this was retarded. Almost as bad as Tosh 5.9 or whatever the hell it is

    • casey

      Ughhh not as ugly as the name Pablo

    • Hunter X

      He's probably got a hot girlfriend who is
      a) dumber than he is
      b) thinks his act is just soooo cute
      c) has no idea what she's missing by being with this tool
      d) thinks he has money (in reality that nice car was a gift from mommy & daddy)

      • Yoga Pants 2012

        Awww…. Is someone a bit jealous?

      • Yoga Pants 2012

        Because I know I'm one jealous bitch……

    • negative nancy

      giving back to the chivettes with a funny man who has a hot accent. Thank you Chive ❤

    • David

      someone doesnt understand sarcasm. this was hilarious

    • Rick

      To be honest, they posted one of his weaker videos. Check this out, it's bloody amazing. It's called New Age Bogan.

  • John Q

    No killer spiders… first fail.

  • Crowley


  • Rob

    AAhhhhh … yeah that sucked. Just saying!

  • Cantaloupe

    Your accent is bad and you should feel bad.

    • Cantaloupe

      Honestly, about 2/3 of the way through, it actually gets funny. I think most people only watched 50% of it and gave up, because the first half is extremely lame.

      • Terwilliger

        Just what were YOU watching?

      • downfall616

        i watched the second half again and laughed my ass off

    • FellowAussie

      Maybe he wouldn't like your accent.

      • Frank

        Who would care about what a guy who can't talk thinks of someone that can?

    • aussie aussie aussie

      That`s what an aussie accent sounds like mate…..we all sound like this , come down under and we will annoy the fuck out of you eh..

    • aussie

      Yeah, because the American accents are all dead sexy…

    • AmyE

      we don't all sound like that!! I promise!

  • DudefromSLC

    So… why did you post this? Thanks for the waste of time Bob…

  • TubularTom

    Jeez lighten up. I laughed.

    • Dolly Parton

      Looks like a coked out Andy Roddick

  • Lou101

    Does your mom know about this ?

    • sploodge

      nope, bacause he's THAT fuckin loose

  • hen

    i don't get it…

    • pufffdragon

      Probably because you are American

      • downfall616

        so if i got it and live in america?

        • sploodge

          then you're the 1%

  • http://twitter.com/JessicaSchor @JessicaSchor

    marry me, please.

    • Mmm_Ciao

      He's pretty attractive. Fairly amusing, too.

      • MickLAD

        You two are pretty atractive too 🙂 pics for the dar??

      • Mmm_Ciao

        Aw, thanks. I'm flattered.

    • https://www.facebook.com/shotgungmc Travis Phoenix Birch

      If he wont i will

  • zed

    This could be the end of comedy as we know it.

  • Eliza

    I don't know what everyone else's deal is, I laughed my ass off! I guess if it's not T&A or frat-boy funny, it's not worth the time for some people.

    • Pablo

      That's because you're an imbecile, an your deal is licking windows.

      • Eliza

        Ouch. You got me. I'll be scarred forever. Why don't you go hang out with your bros while you slaver over women you could only get if you managed to slip Rohypnol into her beer and found a good lawyer.

        • Pablo

          You just gave me an idea ….

        • Go douche bitch

          Ooooo! So original there, girlie. I'm sure whichever Neanderthal you directed that at has curled into a ball in some corner and is contemplating suicide at this very moment because some Internet coochie insulted him. Better be careful. You don't want to insult too many knuckle-draggers or you'll be without a date on the weekends. Unless, of course, that blind gorilla at the zoo is still available.

    • Anon

      Yah it is pretty stupid. This isn't a T+A only site. That guy was pretty funny.

    • Phil

      'ken oath mate. I pissed myself. Those seppos just don't get aussie humour.

    • ry_linch

      sames, I enjoyed it, good piss take… Some people are so naive these days

  • Ricky

    I was 100% prepared to get rickrolled!

  • jim_b

    that was hilarious! Lighten up folks 🙂 Nothing like some stupid humor to lighten up the day.

  • ColaChiver

    To all the people that bitch about how bad a post is …F#%k off. If you don't like it move on. How many laughs and great moments has TheChive given you, and you still complain? Come off of it…seriously.

    • GuinessHangover

      don't tell me what the fuck to do.

    • shoe

      you're not my real dad

    • Bud

      So people can't comment when the don't like videos but you can comment when you don't like comments? I don't get it.

    • https://www.facebook.com/samuelthefisch Sam Fischer

      please shut up and go kiss some other websites ass. That vid sucks

  • Zrock76

    I am willing to bet that he is not even Australian. OK, well maybe he is. The SPF part made me laugh.

    • Dan

      The sunscreen part was my favorite too.. 15 SPF…. Outside.. Classic

    • Tae

      better put spf 30 on just in case

    • Matt

      Definitely an aussie, although he was exaggerating our accent just a bit (probably for comedic effect).

      That had the *potential* to be funny, but didn't quite get there. :/

    • squidlymcgee

      he's from about 30 k's from where i sit right now. He used to do interviews for hollywood but this shit is so much better. I heart him, this is by far and away one of his cleanest and prolly lamest clips, try this on for size

      • sploodge

        love how he screws with James Francos head at the end of this clip

  • Prick

    I enjoyed the Orbitz ad more

    • downfall616

      now THAT made me laugh

  • https://www.facebook.com/oliver.buckmaster Oliver Buckmaster

    was this english? didnt understand a word

  • Unfkngblvbl

    I laughed…kinda reminded me of Flight of the Concords type humor.

    • casey

      Hes dead
      He did what what did he do
      No he's dead

    • Morten

      Really? Flight of the Concords are amazingly funny – this was mind numbingly boring.

  • Fin

    Like a boss

  • billavoider

    I like his use of the word loose. Leave it to Aussie's to turn a word. Legend!

    • https://www.facebook.com/matt.bloom.9 Matt Bloom

      You're a scholar mate

  • casey

    Omg I want to marry him!! Well…lives at mom and dads? Maybe just some freaky car sex

  • Juice

    I don't give a fuck!!

    • Terwilliger

      I have no fuck to give.

      • Henkie

        No fuck was given

  • Grant

    honestly this was hilarious haha i don't give a fuck!

  • Will J

    To everyone complaining about this post. Not every post can be a winner and let me tell you something, this was a winner. I laughed. Lighten up

    • Ron

      What a total fucking idiot …. and a very sick one at that, if he thinks that portraying hurting a child is funny…. I hope he is in the outback somewhere and that the dingos will get him one night.

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