Would You? (15 Photos)

Her name is Tabitha Klausen

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  • jroc

    chivers! I need some advise… How do I introduce my wife to The Chive without seeming like a creep for looking at all these beautiful ladies. I see other girls on here with boyfriends/hubands that don't seem to mind. Any advise?

    • Brad

      Take a picture of her, and submit it. Tell her shes famous.

    • jay

      grow a pair

      • man man

        Get back to work, WHK!

      • Tulsa Chiver

        LOL Damn right!!!!

      • Lindsay

        Tell your wife to grow a pair.. if she's confident, she'll get it… and probs check out some of the other ladies too.

        • Amar

          Lindsey did u ever post ur pic πŸ™‚

    • https://www.facebook.com/sccarmona Salvador Carmona

      What I did was look at the funny stuff and when she asked what I'm laughing at I show her. They post all sorts of stuff. Eventually my gf began looking at the chive on her own.

      • fast freddy

        First off, i would hit her in the shitter, then show her the "mind the gap" section

        • Joe

          Hahahaha!!!

        • fdubzou

          +1

      • fizzy

        This… took my wife a while to warm-up to it but now she is just as big a chiver as me.

        • lilbit24

          it does take a minute to warm up to it.

      • https://www.facebook.com/Dweppler08 DeAnna Michelle Weppler

        Thats how my boyfriend got me hooked! it really works πŸ™‚

        • Amar

          Really how often do u chive ??

    • jroc

      *advice

      • Kilgore_T

        Nobody likes you

        • jroc

          me?

          • https://www.facebook.com/ron.forsteriii Ron Forster III

            yes you

            • https://www.facebook.com/ron.forsteriii Ron Forster III

              jk

              • jroc

                oh Ron, you so silly.

                • in yo' face jroc

                  are so silly…Oh Ron, you are so silly for effing with the grammar nazi.

                  • Zherkof

                    Pretty sure Nazi is a proper noun. PWN!

                    • Noway Jose

                      Totally Nazi-ed it.

      • kris10

        Thank you. You gave the best advice πŸ™‚

    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      Show her the Taylor Morris post first…. then explain how they get allll us people to keep coming back (boobs)

      • Jeff

        And Gap and Hump and Redheads and blue eyed girls and brown eyed girls and tan lines. Oh the ways we come back.

    • http://twitter.com/Juli4ever @Juli4ever

      Show her a I do what I want or a motivational day set of pics most of them don't h e a lot of women pics and and then show her DAR or DMA and see what she thinks

    • AlbusQ

      start her off on TheBerry? Bro just be honest with her. Tell her you found a great site with good people and you'd like her to become a part of it.

      • Charlie_Cheen

        That's what I did, started her off with theBerry and then found she already knew about posts/pics I would mention so I knew she had gravitated to theChive as well.

        theBerry is a good gateway drug for theChive!

        • http://www.facebook.com/bayleebree Baylee Bree Smith

          I was the one that got my boyfriend into it!

          • Amar

            How many time have U posted on chive πŸ™‚

    • Dar

      Show her the Taylor Morris story and what Chivers have done for him. Worked for me.

      • ZP3

        That story was a great starting block when I showed my fiancée. She's a long way from becoming a chivette still but someday maybe I'll get her to submit!

        • http://twitter.com/psykopengwin @psykopengwin

          this

        • boll

          dont submit your wive shes yours dude

    • betsy

      Just find something funny (depending on the chick maybe a "cat saturday" or "signs full of wtf") and get her hooked?! It should work…I didn't have that problem tho, I'm a chivette that introduced my husband πŸ™‚

      • meh

        True but you could have shown him just about any post on this website, with the beautiful chivettes in there and he would have been hooked.

    • fbb005

      If your wife is fat, ugly or fat and ugly…probably dont introduce her to the chive.

    • Heisanidiot

      haha, jroc…start by not posting in the threads of the hot chicks. Only post on the humorous or heartwarming posts.

      Or like Jay said…grow a pair

    • Lisa H.

      I got turned on to the Chive by some Chiver friends. All they did was tell me how awesome it was and I checked it out on my own and immediately agreed. If she doesn't, my "advise" would be to get a new wife. – Loyal Canadian Chivette

      • Leddy420

        Respect

      • The_Dood

        Yep. Every girl I've introduced just needed, "Hey, you should check out theChive sometime." Or even easier, when they say that they're bored, simply respond with theChive. They'll get it. And if they don't, you probably don't need to be wasting your time on them.

      • Amar

        Lol Lisa have u ever posted on Chive ???

    • Cab

      Stop being a faggot. You're in the back seat.

      • jroc

        that kind of language is uncalled for.

        thanks everyone!

        • Jrocisafaggt

          You don't get movie quotes do you.

          • jroc

            crap, thats from Old School

      • TATW

        i was wondering why you got the thumbs down. that's one of the best movie quotes.

        • cab

          yeah so was i. wasn't meant to be offensive per say.

    • Gabo

      If she's not cool with theChive then is she really worth having as a wife? Come on dude theChive is a great place where positivity is present and turned into greatness! Those who don't want positivity in their lives need to go on down the road!

    • chivette

      Show her theberry.com

      • http://cargocollective.com/Luciemacarthur/ LucieMac89

        no.

      • http://www.faceboo.com/bayleebree Baylee

        The berry sucks…

    • John McClane

      If your wife can not appreciate the Chive then you should not have married her. Seriously, I pity you.

      • Franklin1138

        That's helpful. So I guess John's advice is to go back in time and find someone else. Yeah, that works.

        • John McClane

          No, I state he should have known better. I would imagine it would be evident very early in the relationship that the woman has no sense of humor and is insecure. Although I guess that is a lot to expect from a guy that:

          1. Did not spell "Advice" correctly
          2. Seeks said Advice on internet message boards

          • Franklin1138

            You actually didn't state that in your first post. So it still sounds like you think he should go back in time, show his then-girlfriend The Chive, and then decide whether or not to marry her based on her reaction. And even your points are silly, especially # 2…it makes perfect sense that a Chiver would ask other Chivers how they got their wives/gf's into the Chive, and yet you make it sound like he's a complete tool.

            I seriously wonder how many of you who say, "Tell her to get over it" are actually in a successful relationship.

    • Jay

      If you have to ask you probably dont have the kind of significant other who will be very pleased. Lets face it, the chive is about slamming hot babes with some funny shit sprinkled in. If you have to ask, it wont go well.

    • mark

      start by learning how to spell

    • J ROD

      grow a pair and just show her. She will love it. Chive On!

    • Bryan

      first of make sure she's not a controlling bitch. if she is. your screwed.

      • Bryan

        off*

        • bob

          *you're

    • Chiver

      Start with the animal posts.

    • Matt

      Tell her it she's lucky it isn't hardcore porn. Then erase your browser history.

    • RCVEGAE

      First of all, MAN UP!! Then introduce her to theBerry… DUH!

    • http://www.facebook.com/tobylee.latham Toby Latham

      What the hell do you think cat saturday is for dude???

    • SingleBrokeFab

      A good friend introduced me to The Chive, and I definitely thought he was a creep at first, but he just kept sending me links to the funny stuff and now I'm not sure how I got through the day without it! Be persistent and hope she loves you enough to keep an open mind πŸ˜‰

      • lilbit24

        i completely agree. i did the same thing. now its all thechive and theberry.

    • R2_Pinky

      I love the chivette posts becuase it gives me motivation to keep working out and trying to look good… so in the end everyone wins… maybe that will work for her. Good luck!

    • krisbenson

      My man was pretty successful at introducing me to the Chive. He would send me the link of a girls with glasses post (hump day, tattooed girls, red heads, etc.) He tell me that number XX reminded him of me, and then go on a compliment my good looks or why he thought that. I was always (and still am) so flattered that he would compare me to such gorgeous girls/models. Eventually I started checking out the site daily πŸ™‚ and of course became a sexy chiver myself πŸ˜‰

      • leah_bee

        Pretty slick!

    • Underbaker

      STOP!!!! DON"T DO IT!!!! Think this through man. If you introduce her to TheChive first off she is going to get addicted. After she is addicted there will be less time in the kitchen, then less time cleaning the house, then less time in bed and before you know it she is going to be hitting refresh trying to post a "First" comment. So you end up with no food, dirty house, no sex, and a smelly wife who is jonesing to be first on a post, just KCCO and keep it to yourself dude.

      • http://cargocollective.com/Luciemacarthur/ LucieMac89

        OR you will end up with a chivette that cooks in the nude and asks you to mind her gap while she cooks you all the bacon-filled food that she was inspired to whip up after scrolling the DAR.

        • Underbaker

          A good fantasy life is healthy, but you shouldn't let it cloud your vision on reality. Let me hear the same tale from a woman with a ring on her finger and maybe I will waver in my advice. Because despite any claims otherwise, women change after they are married. Don't get me wrong, I still love my wife and will never leave her, but she is not the accommodating nymph I married so many years ago.

        • CMAC

          Will you marry me?

    • dude

      grow some balls. try scrolling tumblr with her. much better

    • http://www.facebook.com/don.terry.96 Don Terry

      Start out with the animal posts and anything that's "feel good". Then let her start scrolling on her own. She's your wife; she should know the person you are and know you aren't a creep if you really aren't one.

      • jroc

        OK.. i am going to start of with the Taylor Morris post! wish me luck!! I will keep you updated with my success (or failure)! What an amzazing community!

        • Lil John

          Dude! What's creepy about dudes looking at freely submitted pics of hot women? Anything else is creepier.

        • Bry

          Off*
          Amazing*

          ….you fucking dope.

    • Emi

      Easy, Tell her about theBerry, let her find the chive lol. If your wife is cool no biggy, my boyfriend got me on here, now he is trying to get me to post on here lol

    • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

      My boyfriend showed me Mind the Gap. ^_^

    • Harry Longbahls Jr

      Tell her the site is just a bunch of virgins drooling over girls they will never have.

    • nepster

      Your wife shouldn't have a problem with you looking at beautiful women on the internet, unless she's very insecure and jealous…but if you want to get your wife to chive on her own and not just think it's a site to oogle hot girls, then email her links you find funny, or tell her about the comedic genius of some of the posts, and eventually she'll start checking out the Chive on her own!

    • guest

      L2SPELL

    • http://www.facebook.com/Coachkeggs Jim Hall

      Start with Cat Saturday then work your way in slowly from there.

    • Obe

      Emphasize the since of community and the non-lady related posts. And make sure to make her feel secure about herself. just a couple of thoughts.

    • ronbot

      When my boyfriend introduced me to the Chive, he showed me Cat Saturday and DAR first. I don't mind the ladies. It's just a site after all.

    • thelowerclassman

      Whatever you do, don't say aww

    • JeffT

      Lol, start by not asking on the 'would you?' post thread…because it's pretty obvious you would … maybe start with the DAR or DMA.

      then ease her into it.

    • Grant

      My wife wanted to know how I find so many nice ass pictures for desctop at work (thanks hump day Chivers), I have fresh ass everyday. Now she's hooked on The Chive, with any luck there's a hump day threesome in my future

    • ALLCAPS

      If she doesn't already chive she would enjoy.

    • https://www.facebook.com/nbogner1 Nate Bogner

      If your wife gives you a hard time for going on The Chive, you need to find a new wife.

      • Frank

        True that.

    • http://twitter.com/StAiChiLLin @StAiChiLLin

      Easy, be the man of the relationship.

    • amierose86

      introduce her to theBerry first, she will eventually move over to thechive on her own..thats how my boyfriend got me hooked on both sites πŸ™‚

    • AndyDrew

      Try to first introduce her to theberry.com which is the female version of the Chive. Then she'll be just as guilty of looking at hot guys and can't judge you on the double standard. Also they the same types of funny post so that should bridge the gap. Good luck and Chive On!

    • EricTheRed

      Marry a cooler chick!

    • Stacey

      Start off on the cute/funny pictures, then go for the DMA and DAR where there are only a few of the lovely Chivettes, and work your way up – thats how my male friends introduced me and some of my girlfriends – worked a treat!

    • Devon

      Ease her in with Cat Saturday…..eventually she wont be able to resist loving everything the Chive has to offer.

      • LucretiusCarus

        Ugh. That is all.

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      A good option is best photos of the week posts. They have a mixed bag of everything the chive is about and as long as she isn't a prude she can handle a few scantily clad girls mixed in with the other hilarity. That's how my friend got me hooked.

    • Mc_James

      Just show it… Showed my girl and now she's on it more than I am. Women love this site. It's not pervy.

    • bradk

      I've been trying to show her things like the Taylor story. Slowing trying to get on here daily. No success making her a chivette but she has been on here on occasion.

    • troy

      just show her all the other cool stuff first, thats what i did

    • jojo

      First, spell advice correctly. Then, if she doesn't like it tell her you're sorry it couldn't work out.

    • dante37

      First you clean up your vagina. Then you start her with a Animals that Don't Suck Album and then let her take it from there.

    • docsully

      show her thechive and then theberry

      • Jim Ritchels

        If your wife is mad about you looking at other girls on the internet, then it is a personal problem within her. ALL MEN LOOK AT OTHER WOMEN, and it has nothing to do with them. Men are stimulated by image, whereas women are stimulated by emotions. They sometimes cannot comprehend that you're not comparing them to the girls you're looking at. If she is mad about you looking at girls on the Chive, then I'd get mad at her for reading romantic novels, reading cosmo, or any other sexy type women's magazines. That is their porno, and how they're stimulated. We're quite different creatures, and the gals need to accept that. If she's mad…. make her an appointment at a shrink. Simple as that.

    • Rob

      If you want a good way to do it, just point out that each day's full page has only about 25% – 30% postings of just girls. Yes there's women in the DAR and others, but they're inside each link. Beyond that, send her links everytime a "cute" posting comes up, or a good story like Taylor Morris. She'll realize that there's more on the site than just hot girls. That's what I did.

    • Shawny

      Start slow with cat Saturday then FLBP if she gets pissed kicker her to the curb. Put you KCCO shirt on then go out and get a new girlfriend that's cool

    • Guest

      Don't lie to her about it and then she find out on her own without you telling her. Introduce her to the funny parts of the site first. Be honest.

    • Jeff

      don't be a pussy, it isn't porn……

    • Jawbone

      Learn how to spell "advice", faggot.

    • VivaLaV48

      It's the Chive, for crying out loud! Not Brazzers. I'm a chick and love the heck out of this site. My husband introduced me to it, and I was immediately hooked. Women that are bothered by their men looking at other women, are nuts. It's human nature. KCCO

  • parker

    #14, #15

    I would but if I'm not back in an hour, call the cops.

    • soft taco juice
    • Super Pants

      Hell, if you're not back in an hour, I'm joining you!

    • NDChiver

      If you ain't back in an hour, I'm callin Dominos

    • Hunter X

      Doesn't matter. Had sex.

      • Eich McGee



        Doesn't matter. Peed in shoe.

    • samski1411

      top 2 pics! soo sexy!

    • Frank

      If she wanted to, I don't think I'd have a choice.

    • sixwordslong

      I would and if I am not back in an hour, don't come looking for me!

    • http://www.radioznet.com Chris Carter

      Same here, but if I'm not back in an hour… just wait longer!

  • Todd

    Sure would

    • hootie

      she might rip your dick off, but hey it had to happen sometime…

    • Tornjello

      What a stupid question. Who wouldn't? Only flaming gay boys and straight women

  • https://www.facebook.com/sccarmona Salvador Carmona

    Yeah she's got a sweet ass.

  • Kevin

    #15

    theCHIVERY's Twitter posted a quote from Kurt Vonnegut yesterday. I think we're about to see KCCO BLACK go live today with the Military Shirts.

    Also, I would

    • DanTheMan

      She is sexy as hell but the back creeps me out!!

    • Chiver

      SHHHHH!!!!

    • Alex

      Hope you are right for the Black KCCO!
      oh and yeah I would.

      • DubStu

        Just received my KCCO Black today… πŸ˜‰

        Been a while getting to the UK (and I got hit with a 30% customs charge), but it goes to prove reading the comments pages comes up trumps…there was (is!) a secret Chivery page that "doesn't exist" where you can get KCCO Black…if it's available!

  • Brad

    Some yes, some no.

    • frecklebutt

      These pictures are of the same woman. Just saying, in case you needed that cleared up for you

      • JESSE

        do you really have a freckly butt?

  • your mother

    fuck it why not?

  • CowboyChiver

    #15 Absolutely… Especially this one. If they're too much woman for you, I guess you're just not enough man…

    • http://twitter.com/TonyDanzaPervo @TonyDanzaPervo

      Some of these gals are man enough for the both of us

      • CowboyChiver

        All the same girl. I just mean female bodybuilders in general… Specifically fitness or figure competitors, the actual bodybuilders can be a bit much!

    • Dick Salad

      I would just to try it… I mean she probably has some amazing muscle control down there. Might be worthwhile. If anything else it will give you a story.

    • voice of raisins

      Its not that they are too much woman… its more that they are too much man.

  • b11

    #5 Yes… I would.

    • guest

      over and over again…. fit girls are ohhhhh so awesome

    • Pouet

      Totally !!!

  • Trainer

    absolutely. there souldn't even be a question about it with pics like #5

    • http://4chan.org gnocco

      I want to like this, but its at +69 likes…
      πŸ˜› (I'm an adult btw)

    • mcsixtyfive

      …how could you not

  • Bud

    Ya, but only cause she is hot

    • The Woim

      Hell yes! And twice even….after I recovered from the first time. Snu-Snu

  • Bro

    #4 #5 #15 Yes, yes i would.

  • Rex

    Better question is Who The Fuck wouldnt?! Love me some fit girls!

    • Perv

      Best Questions, would she do any of us?

  • Benjamin

    #9

    Only if she signs a waver saying she wont snap my man-hood off with the clamp of death thats hidden under that bikini….

    • Chuck

      No Shit! Those thighs could kill but what a way to go.

      • P90

        That's what I thought when I watched the movie Haywire.

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    She's hot, she's fit and she looks like fun.

    It's that vein in her arm in #14 that puts me right off.

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      I see sarcasm is lost on many Chivers.

      • jack

        It was your delivery. That is all.

  • jmdmn

    #6, yes, and twice on Sunday

    • joe

      She would give the most epic hand job ever!

  • WYOchive

    #5 Horny-maker!

  • http://www.facebook.com/jeramie.nye Jeramie Nye

    #5 I would

  • RoMo478

    Rebuttal ? Why wouldnt you…

    • thatguy

      Because I like doggy. #7

      • thatguy

        ok, maybe you didnt see the last time i commented on your post, but I have been using the handle "thatguy" on the chive for quite some time. No, i can't tell you that you can't use it and no I can't register it because it's already in use by some non-chiver. Just an fyi

        • thatguy2

          cool story bro.

        • thatguy

          yeah… somehow i knew that was gonna be troll bait

          • Just Sayin'

            Why not register thatguy99 or something?

  • Larry Longarms

    She can make me make her a protein shake.

    • Ghjkser

      Ill give her my protien shake

    • HOOK

      Yes, and tell her to be careful and not spill any.

  • Corey

    Hell yes!

  • RealZoo

    #3 #9 #15……….As often as she would let me.

    • USSS Chiver

      Or: as often as she wanted to, since you probably couldn't stop her

  • dave

    that back is scary…

    • WYOchive

      That back is Amazing. A lot of hard work went into that thing. It's beautiful and should be appreciated!
      KCCO

      • Lotus

        Ok you can go ahead and appreciate your rock hard "woman"

  • Saskguy26

    I just got a fear boner.

    • Shinystuffrocks

      Its called being "scaroused" as per Philip J Fry.

    • Brazzers

      A fearection

  • KleeKlee

    #7 freaks me out but whos going to be looking there anyways when you got #15

    • JKG

      Right there with ya. Those shoulders are mean. In #7 she's built like a man, wide shoulders small hips. But #15 is no questions asked GET IN THERE.

      Confusions…

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