Celebrities with bizarre alternative businesses (13 Photos)


  • guthrie

    #1 kiss koffin, not DIE hard fan

  • winfields

    #9 RIP
    Great actor and humanitarian.

    • RIP

      And his salad dressing rocks.

    • drewscriver

      And, he could eat 50 eggs. Fifty.

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #12 Well, doesn't everyone wants to smell like a rich old guy?

    • Anon

      not THAT old rich guy

      • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

        Take it from a female, don't smell like ANY old guy.

        • passwordistaco

          shit you scared me there MJ

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #7 Seems legit, I'd like to give her a pole of my own

    • Guest

      saw that one coming a mile away.

      • Shannon's BF

        impossible. you need a microscope to look at Shannon's peenie!

  • me...BN!!!

    #12 Trump…the biggest douche EVER!!!

    • twavor

      Is that you, Rosie?

    • Fuckit

      Why, because he's white, wealthy, and successful?

      • morebeer

        No, cause he is a douche independant of his race, wealth and success

    • heywood jablome

      oh no. Obama beats him by a mile for that title.

      • dirtysteve99

        Not even close

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #3 I've tried your search engine, Mr. Hammer and it ain't 'too legit'.

    • CDD

      Hey bro, did you know that one of his songs was called "Too Legit"? Did you? Because that would be a really lame pun if you….

  • InvertedCheeze

    er…. this post…. make me…… feel………….. nothing……..

    • Retrovert

      Isn't that what your girlfriend tells you every night?

    • jjj

      it makes me feel eye strain trying to freaking read it.

  • whosyopapi

    #6 Milf Cafe would have been a better name

  • craigmarchphotography

    #12 he has a vodka too….never wanted to taste any fluid that had the Trump name to it. unless we are talking about some of Ivanka's fluids

  • Mel Gibson

    #9 Paul Newman or Steve Mcqueen who would win in a fight?

    • 2Dogs

      depends if its a boiled egg eating contest

      • Martin_McFly

        ahh quite true. But why have a competition at all? The Towering Inferno taught us that together the Mcqueen/Newman match is destined to conquer all odds!

        -However, I did have to bill Mcqueen first in that match up because we all know he would have had a fit otherwise…

    • Koont

      Robert Redford

    • passwordistaco

      I gotta go with Mcqueen. Clint Eastwood beats em both though (Bob Redford too)

  • ColaChiver

    #7 #10 "Fiddy" holding up ones as Kendra dances on her "sports pole"

  • Danny R.

    Photobomb @ Hugh Hefner #7

    • jjj

      a bad picture doesn't make it a photobomb.
      Definition of a photobomb
      1. Any time the background of a picture hijacks the original focus
      2..to hop in a picture right before it is taken.
      3. An otherwise normal photo that has been ruined or spoiled by someone who was not supposed to be in the photograph.
      Source: urban dictionary but its pretty much the same all over the board.

      • Danny R.

        Take it less serious: Three gorgeous woman and an old man. Though he's Hugh Hefner, without him the picture would be more beautiful!

        • Jimmy Page

          then don't call it a photobomb when it's not……

      • Guest

        bunny bomb

  • Legion

    #1 Kiss your life goodbye…

  • WelfareDept


    • CDD


  • smoke

    #1 Dimebag Darell was buried in a KISS coffin. And there's this soldier who was a KISS fan that died in Iraq where Gene Simmons donated a KISS coffin that costs around $4,500.

    • Metal_Petals

      Or you can go for the Kiss Urn, $650..looks like a badass cookie jar. 😀

  • Metal_Petals

    #1 Dimebag was buried in the last Kiss Kasket, Kiss since released more last year.

  • Penal_Colony

    #9 Newman's Own ANYTHING is great. That guy could have put his face/name on like, a uranium rod and I would totally eat it. RIP Mr. Newman.

  • jrodazz

    Anybody who would actually consider buying that KISS coffin is a fuc*ing idiot

  • Nate2003

    #1 I thought that was Phat PS3 at first glance…

  • Notknowing

    #11 gotta git me some

  • tv_paul

    #5 Still hit it.GMILF.

  • NOLA

    #9 "Yeah, well, sometimes nothin' can be a real cool hand" RIP Cool Hand Luke

  • blue_bronco

    #10 50¢ made a shit ton of $$$ on that water

    • Daith_Lee

      Yeah he did…I don't know if I would consider that "bizarre" considering he is into fitness.

    • Guest

      $200 million to be exact

  • I don't know

    Since your site doesn't allow zooming (on either the app or the actual site) it makes it hard to read this tiny text on your phone chive.

    • Simon

      It's not particularly easy on the desktop either for this post. Not to worry.

  • dirtysteve99

    Quite a few of these aren't really surprising, Kiss for example, have been about money for decades. They are a total laughing stock.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Yeah, they really sold out. They are ALL about money. I lost a lot of respect for them.

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