Claire, otherwise known by her callsign name ‘The Splits Girl’ (26 Photos)

  • Curtis Vineyard


    • JesusHChrist

      We had better get a damn Sexy Chivers post!! :@

    • DereK 8 []

      #17 look a little closer

      • _me

        I zoomed in on that dude, and that's a penis!

    • medude

      Just. Imagine.

    • Dwide Schrude

      "Jerry, you stand on the threshold to the magical world of sensual delights that most men dare not dream of."
      "Boy, you can really talk some trash. I guess that's better than eating it."
      – Kramer and Jerry, in "The Gymnast"

  • misschris

    #14 She knows what she's doin 😉

    • Jon

      Ain't that the truth.

      • anony

        VIVA LA STOOL!

    • usmc_chiver

      I wonder if she knows what I'm doing!

      • Daniel Tosh

        masturbating like a lonely virgin?

        • Dick Salad

          Not much else to do in the barracks in the middle of a working day, why not?

    • JoeMamma

      I could eat a peach for hours lol #14

      • feedonpuze

        for real…..I would go down on her so long, she would think it's a career

    • Pftt

      I'd like to see her try all that with shorts on…….

    • NebraskaGuy

      Wow she's hot, but I think we need a panty version of these pics … in high-res!

    • ChiveMaster

      Yeah I need about 5.2 seconds with this pose. DONE.

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #14 #26 The possibilities are endless.

    • NYPDChiver

      Sad, fucktard! Can't wait to see what you come up with though.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        What's sad is that you go out of your way to hate on something that wouldn't bother a normal person.

        • NYPDChiver

          My bad Ned. I am just surprised that people do this, but if it means that much to you to be on the first page that you save a space, who am I to complain. Didn't mean to piss you off. Have a happy!

    • Bummed

      That's it. Disappointed.

    • GernBlansten

      #26 from the right angle you can just see her tonsils.

    • FLA

      Actually, with those two poses the possibilities are quite limited.

  • m.c.

    ok, but is she flexible?

    • Jeffzero

      morally I mean..

      • FLA

        Who cares morally?

    • SC Chiver

      Unfortunately her toes will look like potatoes…

  • Matt T.

    #14 damn. This girl is the exact opposite of me lol. I can't even sit Indian style anymore.

    • Wantomas

      You mean Criss Cross Applesauce. Apparently Indian Style is racist now.

      • ColaChiver

        Kids these days are going to be a bunch of overly sensitive pussies. If my child says criss cross apple sauce I'm going to put them in the closet for three days and feed them crushed up crackers under the door ….I miss the good ole punishments and not being a sensitive hippy nancy.

        • FLA

          They already are oversensitive pussies.

        • 'sota

          Hahahaha you win. That was hilarious.

    • 16inchzipper

      And also, no vagina.

      • JesusHChrist

        and bewbs.

    • gnocco

      i bet you're fat.


  • workingbruin

    Wow, there needs to be more girls like her…


    • 88 cents

      Dat ass

  • bones

    #24 Want very badly!

    • hwath

      I'd fuck her until my dick falls off.

    • @theterryburke

      i hate to be "that guy" but… i bet she has horrible feet. sorry, but its all i can think about when i see a dancer

      • its_forge

        ::shrug:: there are tradeoffs you make for women with poise and balance and grace and legs you can crack walnuts on. To say nothing of her Kegel muscles can probably tow an ocean liner to shore from half a mile out.

  • mr tuna

    I can do that! lol, well not really. impressive, most impressive

  • Cap'n Awesome

    Like oh ma gawd! That girl is attractive. I was so hold her hand.

    • FLA

      That's it? You only want to hold her hand?

  • Navyadam

    #17 When you see it….

    • ColaChiver

      Damnit…. you beat me to it haha. Well played sir.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      When you see it?? It practically reached through the screen and slapped me in the face.

    • usmc_chiver

      … will come?

    • SplitSplitter

      She's just showing she could cup my balls while I bang against that column!

    • Shoop

      You'll shit bricks

    • Saskguy26

      Gotta love bad lighting sometimes. I actually had to do a double look lol

    • Zen

      What a cool way to shake someone's hand.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Oh man, I sure hope that's her other hand. 😦

  • Zaedrus

    #17 …sharted a hand

    • Shartfan

      I don't know why that's so funny, but I can't stop laughing. Nice job.

  • PJ from SE PA

    i just jizzed my pants….

  • Ian

    Looks like she has a little something extra in #17….

    • PJ from SE PA

      pinching a loaf…

      • Jeff Albertson

        I'd still do it…

    • handoutmyvagina

      She can even make her hand come out of her vagina! WoW!

    • 123...Chan

      It's a trap!

  • boomstick

    Jesus Murphy that's hot. Exactly the body type I date.

    • Bud

      dream of dating and dating are two different things.

    • die08trying

      Pics or all you have is a blow up doll

      • boomstick

        When the doll is looking a little thick, I just let a little air out.

    • Notforme

      What 12 year old girls? No thanks, I prefer a woman.

    • Huurduurr

      You mean "has a vagina"

  • cjewell

    Welp there goes my zipper again

    • truth

      she can do that on my face anytime she likes…

  • Maynard B

    There's nothing sexier than a classically trained dancer.

    • Just Maybe

      Two classically trained dancers, maybe?

    • ColaChiver


      • Bud

        How about classically trained strippers?

      • Chuck Norris

        teenagers like strippers.

  • Paul

    I really hope she fails completely as a dancer so that she can succeed wildly as a pornstar.

    Kidding. Well done on being bendy.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    #14 – Gorgeous and flexible. Double whammy.

    • PJ from SE PA


  • Bill Clinton

    I approve of this gallery.

  • Dallas Chiver

    #18 stunning

    • Jruss

      Im from big D as well. and yes. stunning. i want to do things to her

  • hank1231

    square those hips!

    • Whiskey Rose Knight

      Haha! Dance belt!

  • Chive-a-licious

    Fantastic set of legs.

    • KillerCody

      Gorgeous pair of arms.

  • Marty

    She has song long fingers

  • jake

    …Like dry wood.

  • riot

    how come she never shows her teeth?

    • LukeTheTerrible

      Maybe she has none.

    • TTU Chiver

      could be crooked…

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