Cat Saturday (26 Photos)

I was listening to the Top Gun theme while I put this Cat Saturday together. I don’t know if that changes anything, but it happened.

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  • Dr. Evil

    #15
    Jesus cat forgives your sins.

    • sithney

      "…and now on to my next miracle: making a thousand fish!"

      • ispankninjas

        Jesus cat says, "Meow follow me to salvation and one thousand fishes or may the fires of hell rain one million Justin Bieber's onto the earth."

        • sploodge

          It's hard because you can tell you put a lot of thought into that… but it didn't really work for you, hey?

    • The Dutch Guy

      Jesus Cat will die 9 times for your sins

      • Dr. Evil

        Dude, I wish I could have unlimited thumbs up for that one.

    • Mr.Eff
  • Chuck Norris

    Dog Sunday?

    • Fall

      We could only wish…

    • cookie

      nebar

    • B!!!

      you can't request a Dog post on a Cat post. these people are crazzzzzzzy!

    • Wa chivette

      Dog Sunday's have my vote

    • msee

      Llama tuesday?

    • Vent187

      Dogs are cool too. Just enjoy cat Saturday.

    • A2_tha_MFK

      Gold fish Wednesday?

      • Tucker

        Termite Tuesday?

    • tg0st

      I just said the exact same thing. Dogs > Cats.

    • Maca

      Minge Monday!

  • YetiKing

    Everything is cooler with the top gun theme

    • Daniel Tosh

      especially gay sex. Why? because that song is gay.

    • omgh4x

      and even cooler with danger zone

  • Arryah

    #9
    #26
    So much cute! Love Cat Saturday

    • Chris

      #26 turn on the tap = instant viral cat video

  • Marc Stewart

    #16 Good Cat

    • Drew

      Correction: smart cat. πŸ™‚

    • Brent

      That god damn cat is getting more than me right now

    • MattKL

      I want to put my head there too.

  • budock14

    #1 I just can't take people who take pictures with an iPad seriously

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      This setup calls for some gasoline, a lid on top and a match… I'd pay to see that!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Once again Paula shows up and nails a reply perfectly, much to the dismay of poor Stanley of course."

      • Dick Salad

        Oh Paula, what would the 15 cats living in your apartment say about this comment meow?

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          15? That was years ago. 372 by last count. And they all look like this.
          <img src="http://i.imgur.com/QViPK.jpg"&gt;
          I had to further dig out the cave just to make room for them!

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "Fuck Paula, you made me smile against my will again…..must fight troll….must resist Paula's persistence….must not thumb up! AAAHHHGGHH – 99bags"

        • Vent187

          Awesome. 16 cats though…

  • Mischievous

    Cat Saturday always puts a smile on my face.

    • Vent187

      Me too. They are as cool as the other side of the pillow.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

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    Damn! Againsies!!!???

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "To those who ask: Paula: the troll Chive keeps in its basement that sometimes escapes and wreakes hilarious havoc all over the comment section. Adored by (very) few, hated by many. – pile0rocks"

    • Mac the Intern

      Paula knows basic HTML

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Mac knows pussy!

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Shut up Mac – Chad"

        • YouAreNotFunny

          How can you keep this up, you sad son of a bitch. You're mother should die for your tastelessness.

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            You're IP address shows up as coming from a trailer park.
            I just thought it was funny to mention that.
            See it shows that your from…. a trailer park.

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – Fan testimonial: "Sweet, that is my comment… I made it to the fan testimonial… yahtzee!! – etcrrisapedophile"

            • GPCHiver

              ugh, Paula, really…

              I shouldn't even be giving….. ya, I'm not.

            • awhite2020

              You're* not your. I would rather be from a trailer park than have terrible grammar.

              • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

                You're fell four it! Chivers are sooo easy…. not much of a challenge really.

                Hugs,
                Paula
                – Fan testimonial: "Well I fell for that hook, line and sinker. Damn."

            • AgainYouAreNotFunny

              See, that would be funny if it were true. Nice try though. Try again. Cuuuuuunt.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Also I want to have your babies, as long as they have your pokerface.
        Then I'd teach them to play poker when they're old enough so they can provide me with a stunning retirement plan.

        Wild foreplay hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "I got to say you are annoying sometimes but it wouldn't be a post with out reading one of your comments."

        • mcfadinj

          The one thing I've never understood is why he/she keeps doing this when they aren't even a great troll. Yea, he/she gets a lot of angry responses (which is considered a troll) but nothing you've ever said has been slightly funny at all. The angry hate-filled responses aren't funny either. Nothing is ever funny about any exchange you've made with anyone on theChive. That's what is so sad about this.

    • R..

      Clear off loser

    • Brent

      GET A LIFE

    • Paulie

      Nobody likes you Paula.

      • insanely great

        everybody likes Paula, some just don't know it yet.

  • riot

    cat saturday is late!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Count your blessings.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "You're like an anti-hero, so good at being bad that we want to cheer you on."

    • Troll

      Your mom is late.

  • Mash

    If future civilizations were to see what we did on the internet they would think we worshiped cats like the ancient Egyptians.

    • Gallus

      Uh, … you mean we don't?! πŸ˜‰

    • 0331

      Maybe the Egyptians also had cat Saturday and the Archeologist misinterpreted the hieroglyphics.

      • Melkhiordarkblade

        You Sir, WIN!

  • LucretiusCarus

    Recent studies show that 4 out of 5 doctors think Cat Saturday sucks. The fifth is doing Doctors Without Borders and doesn't have the internet, but if he/she did he/she would also think it sucks.

    Cat Saturday sucks.

    • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

      Paula lite.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        ❀

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "The correct use of "you're" vs. "your" would be: Paula, you're a mistake that your parents should never have made. – @McBeastie666"

      • LucretiusCarus

        I've fully come to accept that you will only ever present puerile ad hominem attacks because it's all you've got. But at least come up with new puerile attacks. Live up to the full potential you have in you. Make dad proud.

        • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

          your thesaurus is showing.

          • LucretiusCarus

            THAT one gave me a chuckle. Well done. Thumbs up for that.

        • blackbird163

          says you V_V

          • blackbird163

            ah damnit, I replied to the wrong comment. sorry about that XD

    • Drew

      Bro it's getting old. It was either funny or agreeable to few the first few times you hated on Cat Saturday. Now it's just… you need a new gimmick. No arguing.

      • jules

        funny, agreeable, or blatant douchbaggery*.
        Fixed… and not a minute too late I see! πŸ˜‰

      • LucretiusCarus

        I can only assume you're being obtuse on purpose. This is no gimmick. I genuinely hate Cat Saturday with a passion that I usually reserve for James Taylor. I've made it perfectly clear many times that I will say so every Saturday. Cat Saturday is totally bullshit and doesn't belong on the Chive. Period.

        • GPCHiver

          Sorry it has to ruin your Saturdays buddy; Chive On.
          Maybe try a warm bath or think of your happy place.
          If that doesn't work you could always go F yourself?

          • LucretiusCarus

            You Cat Saturday proponents–it's like you wear your classlessness on your sleeves. Well done.

            • omgh4x

              here's a solution, don't open the gallery for Cat Saturday and spare us your vitriol

              • LucretiusCarus

                Seriously. You could all at least pretend to comprehend English. I do realize I'm talking mostly to myself, but you could feign understanding on occasion.

        • John

          If so, why do you click on the link? Why view something EVERY week just so you can be a little bitch and whine how much it sucks? You're just a troll. Nobody cares that you don't like Cat Saturday, however; I'll roll with it it you want. From now on I will check out Cat Saturday and look for your comments to let you know how much of a douchebag you are. Rock-a-bye Sweet Baby James.

          • LucretiusCarus

            Again with the Cat Saturday peeps reducing to name-calling, etc. Trolling would imply that I do this just to get a rise out of you all and then have a laugh about it; not the case. I genuinely think Cat Saturday should cease to exist. That's the long and short of it. I'm probably about as tired of explaining it as you are of seeing me say it sucks every week. So we're even, I'd say.

            Cat Saturday Sucks.

            You Chive guys should put some shirts in the Chivery that say "Cat Saturday Sucks." They'd probably do a respectable business.

            • T.R Olliver

              well said. keep it up man.

    • Gallus

      Take your ailurophobia somewhere else! Your expression of your opinion has crossed all bountries of reason into the realm of the troll.

      • LucretiusCarus

        I recently discovered that my not-quite-five-month old son thinks this is the most hilarious thing in the world. I guess Cat Saturday proponents have something in common with babies. Or maybe he just likes to laugh at crazy cat lovers like his old man.


  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #15 See, EVERYONE and everything hates cats. Even water rejects them.

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "A troll can only be a troll if you feed them, quit feeding this one and let her vanish into cyberspace… i realize in posting this, im feeding her"

    • Paula,PleaseDie

      If i knew who you were i'd come to your home and kill you're whore of a mother.

      • Trav1121

        You don't know who 'she' is? /facepalm

        Also *your whore of a mother

        Note: "You're" is a contraction of the words 'you' and 'are'. Example: You're dumb vs your grammar is poor. See? πŸ™‚ You're welcome.

        • insanely great

          also 'I' should be capitalised being the first person singular pronoun- I and I'd. πŸ™‚

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          Enlighten me; who am I? I'm in some kind of identity crisis and really would like to know.

          Hugs,
          ?
          – the one you love to hate

      • LucretiusCarus

        See, this is why Cat Saturday shouldn't exist. Its proponents are vile. You reading this, Mac? I believe this clown threatened someone's life. Gonna do something about it?

        • Woop

          Don't be cheap mate. That was way too easy.

          • LucretiusCarus

            I understand what you're saying, and I sympathize. But there's a story here you don't know. Mac, however, knows.

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Yeah, tell me about it. Mac is always threathing everybody.

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – Fan testimonial: "Paula, you're half the reason I read the comments. – SquishyFlint"

              • LucretiusCarus

                I can't tell if your comment is telling or merely mockery. At any rate, it speaks close to the truth in some cases.

  • Gallus

    #4 – That sounds like my little female kitty. She loves being petted, and she gives "love bites." I'm used to it, but other people startle. It's the idea of teeth against the skin, I guess.

    #18 – Good for you! I hope the little guy likes his new home.

    • Trav1121

      My wife's cat is a masochist like that also. Purrs as she chomps and claws.

    • cliffwbush

      Hey thanks, the kitten is doing much better

    • Anaughtybear

      Calico cats are ladies, not dudes.

      • Gallus

        Not always. Male Calicos are rare, but they do exist. In my life thus far, I have seen two. Our Chiver might have a rare find.

  • Harry Longbahls Jr

    ghey, ghey, ghey

    • mookie

      then go smoke some pole.

    • Somethingorother

      Gay*

  • ispankninjas

    #1 – the elusive rare, flat face, DHL, Persian cat has arrived from the Galapagos islands, where it has hidden from human civilization for over 2000 years. Due to extreme aggression and allergy to moonlight, we will be displaying said reclusive cat between 8am and 9am in a circular glass container. One day ONLY. No video's or camera's admitted.

  • loyal chivette

    #26 fave

    • _Like_a_Boss_

      Kittens rule! πŸ™‚

  • JoMaria

    I don't understand… What is this?
    #1

    • Burt Reynolds

      I believe it's photoshopped with a cat in the place of a new Mac laptop (if I'm not mistaken).

      • JoMaria

        Ahhh… Thank you πŸ™‚

    • John

      They know exactly what it is – Entree # 5

    • https://www.facebook.com/Jiminaknot Jimmy Riggs

      I thought it was some kind doll…

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #25 Well… not exactly 'cats' meow….

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "Darn, I thought I figured it out with that one. At any rate, keep doing what you are doing. Sometimes your comments make me laugh harder than the pics."

    • Johnathan

      what the fuck is this "fan testimonial"…. you put that shit in all your comments? christ. pathetic. talk about a desperate need for self-affirmation. nice monitor tan, bro/sis.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        *You're
        They're actual comments of actual fans. My minions (as in: all Chivers) love me.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "what the fuck is this "fan testimonial"…. you put that shit in all your comments? christ. pathetic. talk about a desperate need for self-affirmation. nice monitor tan, bro/sis. – Jonathan"

        • Peanut Gallery

          I gotta give it to ya, you are quite annoying but that one made me smile

  • Malisa

    <img src=http://www.mobilediscount.info/hotels/nxs.jpg> #16 The CUT cat slept really sweet, cute , I wanna replace it ,LoL Soft bed<img src=http://www.mobilediscount.info/aquarius/bho.jpg>

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    Bring! Back! Milf! Sunday!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "well it is ONLY the best site in the whole world. It has all you need and Paula too πŸ˜‰ – insanely great"

    • Trav1121

      It is rare but I agree with this statement!

    • map

      I agree with you also, Mr. Paula.

    • Gallus

      You are spending a lot of time posting here today, Paula. It must be a slow Saturday, huh?

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Yeah I'm all alone here… and it's scary even when Mac is NOT around.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Jesus, if I could like this a million times I would! – Kim"

        • No one cares

          Fan testimonial: shut up

          • No one cares

            Ha, paula gave me a thums down..ouch, still could care less.

  • m.c.

    #26 dammit i told you NEVER GET HIM WET!!!

  • sshuggi

    #16 Titteh Kitteh!

  • Donkey Kong

    #16
    What would you do to be that cat right meow ?

  • https://www.facebook.com/AidePineda09 Aide Pineda

    #9 how adorable!!!!! i cant wait to get my kitten for my b-day in two weeks")

    • M.O.T.

      They taste great with BBQ sauce.

  • SMITHNWES86

    i hate saturdays, more gaps and humps pleeeease. thanks!

    • Ron Jeremy

      Look at porn on the weekend, lots of humps.

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