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  • mattheadface

    i think the writers dared eachother for the weirdest opening ever, and this won

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I've always asked: "Why do you even bother with half-baking these plots? Can't you just skip straight to the fornicating and save film?"

      • PornIsReal,Right?

        To create an air of fantasy of course. I don't know how many times I've been hanging out with a girl, talking about lemon trees, thinking to myself, 'man, this would totally be hot if a lemon whore showed up and pornographic sex ensued.'

        Made me think of this: http://youtu.be/L8y_XELbssc

    • Tom

      The worst thing is, look up Haley or is it Hailey Paige. She is long dead, got hooked on lemons.

      • Dingle

        I guess the world of porn isn't as glamorous as we've all been lead to believe.

      • ColaChiver

        Wow dude….. you um…. er.. .really know your porn there huh?

    • DaddyD

      Weird … yes. Funny … not so much.

    • bearjew

      "Hey, what the fuck???" -other writers

  • Wet_tosti

    When live gives you lemons, make a lemon cream pie!

    • https://www.facebook.com/nzalog Norbert Zalog

      -_-

      I see what you did there sir…

    • Jamie Oliver

      I thought this was a really long winded reality cooking show!

    • Spc.Barker

      No no no, when life gives you lemons, get a lemon stealing whore!

    • who cares

      This is what they do at lemon parties.

    • Guest

      When life gives you aids, make lemonades!

  • LiT

    so full of wtf..

  • Cowthang

    It's a shame we didn't get to see the zest of the video, I'd sure like a slice of the lemon whore, I hope it didn't end up too sour for her. Wacka wacka……

    • SC Chiver

      Those crazy lemon whores, always stealing everyone's lemons…

    • LemonStealer

      The rest of the video is pretty decent, imo. I'm sure the chive wouldn't like me linking to a porn site, so here's the google. http://www.google.com/search?sugexp=chrome,mod=10

      3rd link, enjoy.

      • geez

        Surprised that the video comment section isn't full of KCCO comments.

    • xsacredhonourx

      And even though I don't think a lemon whore can be a virgin, the original move is called Virgin Territory (this is Scene 1).

  • https://www.facebook.com/nzalog Norbert Zalog

    My lemon tree brings all the whores to the yard…

    • mrjimmyos

      Oh jeeze ahahahaha!

      • chivefoundit

        Oh squeeze*

  • jjizzzzzz

    First to cum!

  • saata

    When life gives you lemons, make a porn movie!

  • Valdregan

    Lemon fetish ftw!

  • bukssna

    And wheres the rest of it?

  • craig

    Lemon Whore!

  • RichMahogany

    HEY! What the fuck!

  • Holliday

    hands down and up and down again

  • Dude

    Now, that was just weird

  • Mcchocolate

    "hey what the fuck"

    Lmao I lost my shit

    • annon

      LOL yes… That was HI-sterical!

      • THhhh

        Me to right then

  • Mikey

    STILL a better love story than Twilight.

    • Guest

      THIS

    • https://www.facebook.com/nzalog Norbert Zalog

      Wait… Twilight isn't a comedy?

    • Judge & Jury

      You just won the internets.

  • https://www.facebook.com/remy.kempkes Rémy Kempkes

    So? Did they get a loan from the bank or not?

    • DMFMcKenzie

      Yes and they used it to start a lemon whore house. Mmm, smells like lemons.

  • The Bandit

    …"we have a couple of lemon-whores in this community"! …that's just gold!

  • Dan

    Dang it! I couldn't even make it through the porn's intro again and now I've got lemonade all over my keyboard.

  • Harmonica33

    i beg to differ the most hilarious porn intro goes to germany:

    translation:
    Girl: this is the fuse box.
    Dude: why is there straw lying around.
    girl: why do you wear a mask
    dude: why dont you blow me

    • Dr_StrangePants

      🙂 does this say what i THINK it does?

      " immernoch ne bessere lovestory als twilight 😀 "

      rexolito 4 months ago / 437(thumbs up)

      • Harmonica33

        yes it does ^^

  • http://twitter.com/Diaphoni @Diaphoni

    heh I wondered when I'd see this somewhere else. Traumatized a whole group of people with this one once. It goes from stupid to horrifying by the end.

    • Scotty

      I just watched it (in small bits). What was horrifying about it?

  • Cam

    Get yourself a few lemon whores and you have your self a lemon party.

  • Hanx

    Stuff like this adds to the immorality of porn. Taking advantage of the mentally challenged is doubly wrong.

  • flibble

    oh my god! lemon whores!

  • https://www.facebook.com/jgibbins James Gibbins

    Even the actors/actresses (is that really the right word?) are trying not to piss themselves laughing.

  • Ali Hon

    James Deen!

    • janedoe

      Sexiest man alive

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