Pet to owner — I hope you weren’t planning on using that EVER again (32 Photos)

  • Attaxia

    #24 Cone of shame !

    • James

      I do not like the cone of shame.

      • SQUIRREL


  • Scott

    That's not the droid I was looking for….

  • Frank

    "I told you I didn't want to watch Dogs In The City!"

  • Rickey

    Please take the add away!!!

    • Morten Skinner Norup

      What add?!?
      Get a proper browser FFS, and AdBlock.

      You're welcome.

      • firechiver

        Most people use their phone I would think. That app makes the chive lag.

        • johnny chimpo

          yes ….. yes it does

    • tybardy

      ad?? I haven't seen one of those in a long time. You need to update your browser options and adblock options.

    • Darrin

      Then you can start by sending the chive a check for the money they would be getting in place of the adds

    • Ryan

      Add – to unite or join so as to increase the number, quantity, size
      Ad – advertisement, advertising: an ad agency.

      Now you know, and knowing is half the battle. 🙂

      • Jason

        Ads pay for this site. Get a clue no adds no chive.

        • Dave Grohl

          it's "ads" you dumbfucks.

  • placenta_smoothie

    #25 do you like my new crown master

    • CaptainInsano

      These pets are helping people get rid of some ugly-ass furniture

  • mumbo jumbo

    #24 The cone of shame 😦

  • Jason

    Smallest condoms ever #14

    • Just a Guest

      this is so staged.

    • Mmmmmm

      My dog ate a used condom out of my trash can a couple months ago and shit it out when my girlfriend was walking him lol

      • Slavo

        Now tell us how the condom really got there

      • jeff donuts

        Yea I left my condom on the floor and my dog ate it. Pooped it out the next day. Dogs are sick

    • KO617

      If I'm not getting laid anymore, no one is.

    • Birdhaus32

      I thought the exact same thing.

  • Daniel axery

    you all have bad comments. Fucks this. I thinks you knows it. ye,

  • Whatever

    Half the pictures show "common" damages by pets that any pet owner should be prepared for.
    As for #3, 10, 20, 29 & 31… I feel sorry for pets whose owners felt like it was worth taking pictures of "damage" like that.

    • insanely great

      yes 'common' but funny all the same. Pets are good fun

    • LiT

      common as in your dog is bored

      • spaceace

        I feel sorry for them too, embarrassing them in front of their friends and family and shit.

    • ColaChiver

      It must really suck going through life looking for stuff to bitch about …just enjoy the post and move on.

    • John

      The only "damage" happened in your childhood

    • Jules

      Is it bad that I felt worse for the dogs than the people?

  • MauiMark

    #21 So you got wasted…..

  • lee

    this is why pets go outside…

  • Beau McFaggy Pants

    Pets make my pants real tight!

  • insanely great

    do you see what I did there…..easy access now…you're welcome [woof]

    • Anon

      When you gotta go, you gotta go!

  • The Bandit

    #29 #32 #5…how could I be mad after seeing these faces….

    • InvertedCheeze

      MUCH easier to replace an expensive couch/book/wall than a free good dog.

    • thomasS77

      #32 looks just like my corgi , same eyes and all.

  • Smitty

    Dead dogs, every single one.

    Dogs do that because they are stupid. Cats will do that for revenge because they don't like you.

    • Kristin

      Actually dogs do those things because they are not getting proper exercise and have to release their energy. Or they could be doing it because they are mad at you. I watched dogs and one of them, an english bulldog (best dog EVER!), when he got mad at me for whatever reason, he would poop in front of a mirror and watch me clean it. He was an asshole but he was so funny outside of his temper. Dogs are very intelligent creatures if only humans would take the time to learn their language.

    • nate

      You have a bad soul.

    • Keyser Soze

      I can tell you don't get along with dogs nor have one. Dogs are probably the best judge of character I have seen. If a dog doesn't like you, you aren't someone to be trusted.

      • ColaChiver

        False … some dogs just hate everyone like chihuahuas … those "dogs" suck

        I love all animals, but chihuahuas need to be eradicated.

    • Jack Edward Nycz

      You, sir, are a shit eater. That is all.

  • HIMYM_NLBlog

    Don't blame the dog, blame yourself for buying a house with cheap walls.

    • Frank

      What are your house's walls made of, 3 inch thick steel plate? That's freaking drywall which is in every home out there unless if its old enough to have lathe and plaster.

    • Notknowing

      Wrong. Blame yourself for not giving the dog toys to play with. This distruction is the result of pets that are bored. Give them pet toys to play with. I got a house full of them. The only destructive behaviour is the emptying of garbage in the bathroom, no big deal.

  • Anthony Lynch

    #15 & #22
    "Your move motherf@$£er!"

  • Meh

    #20: Its time for you to be an outdoor cat.

    • monocogger

      an outdoor/ underground cat.

    • JinGJ

      Let's go find some coyotes kitty kitty.

  • MarthaJeane

    #29 labs, with all the damage they can cause, get me with those faces every time.

    • The Dude

      That lab looks EXACTLY like mine. He has gotten me so many times with that face.

    • KillinTime

      Except #1 's face doesn't know how to play the game.

      • what

        He's a Cardinals fan.

  • Steven Ray Kenney

    That's why I love cats more, the total damage done by a cat is a lot less in cost.
    A dog will tear everything apart (including your wallet).
    ❤ Cats!

    • Liz Lemon

      Cats can be just as destructive as dogs. I have a cat that HATES curtains…. I don't know why… we've stopped her from doing it, but when we first got her she destroyed every curtain we had in the entire house. So far, our dog has only chewed on a shoe.

    • passwordistaco

      In case you got used to it, your house smells like shit.

  • @Thedude_1620

    #29 if that's all, then that's a good dog

  • bryon

    And people wonder why I don't have pets

    • huh

      No, no they don't.

    • Rush Limbawww

      agreed. i'd kill and eat them all.

  • Big C

    Good boy!

    • me...BN!!!

      He was upset! He picked Uconn in his bracket!!
      GO BIG BLUE!!!!

      • B.D.

        Would love to take this dog to a few of my friend's houses.

      • missb

        Fuck UK and their massive redneck following. Let's see how Big Blue does in football this year….oh wait probably shitty as usual. That dog is probably sick of hearing about 'DEM CATS.

    • JdNalley

      Give that dog a steak! Very very good dog.

  • KillinTime

    My buddy's boxer tore up his pot plant one time, that would've been a nice pic.

  • K-Dogg

    #15 that ferrel cat scares the fuck out of me, why is it in your house??!!!

    • Bryan

      cause its the devil

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