Celebs that had four too many drinks (29 Photos)

  • Taint

    How in the world can you leave out the stumbling Mel Gibson picture?

    Or the David Hasselhoff buger screen cap?

    • Simon

      I'm pretty sure they were in a previous post.

      Some of these are obviously drunk, but some could easily be just unlucky photo moments. I'm glad that I don't know who quite a few of them are.

    • Dude

      Actually, I was happy that picture didn't show up, no reason to keep bringing up the same old pictures when you can bring in a fresh batch

    • Dramshop

      Because then you'd complain about repeats.

  • Falco09

    #1 Alright alright alright

    • Woop

      Kevin Hart reference?

      • ColaChiver

        That's the voice I read it in at least haha

    • Epitomizer

      You know what I like about high school girls?

      • https://www.facebook.com/chadlgroves Chad Groves

        I get older and they stay the same age .. ha alright!

    • *dash*

      just keep L.I.V.I.N. livin'

    • Rodi

      HAHAHAHA…………..that's awesome.

    • jeff donuts

      his movies fucking suck ass

    • Ispeakchive

      "Livin'….. L-i-v-i-n "

      • kingofthecastle

        I love them redheads.

  • jesse


    • ColaChiver

      Bad things are going to happen to you in your life…. and you know why, because you are that kid in grade school that everyone hated for running to the front of every line and saying first.

      You hope you race someone to see who is the first to get in front of a train …and I hope you get to say first one. last. time.

      • ColaChiver

        Excuse me "I hope*" not to mention my other mistakes throughout my rant. I guess responding to a "firster" makes me more dumb because of the proximity to stupid.

        • cleojones

          Right On!!!

      • Adam

        That was priceless! Thank you!

    • Woody

      Where is the "Hoff"?

    • dag nabbit

      oh, good for you loser

  • DrunkOldMan

    #2 #22 #26
    All begging to be "shopped"

    • _Like_a_Boss_

      #28 "Hey baby can I buy you a drink"

  • KyleGoldstein

    #16 i never want to see myself drunk….ever

    • nate33uc

      hahaha fuck that. i love seeing drunk pics of myself….can't wait to start the weekend!

    • grant

      Daniel Radcliffe should really be careful about wearing drag after having a few.

  • Larry

    Vern Troyer. Hahaha.

    • Spelling Police

      #17 He looks like a gecko.

      • Uncle Knuckle

        That's probably his first drink!

        • guest

          And it's a shot glass

  • Shiguy

    #23….bet it would be fun to go out drinking with him.

    • Dammit!

      Anything less than a 24 hour drinking binge would be unacceptable. And drinking would occur in real time.

    • nate33uc

      heard stories of this dude in vegas…his liver must hate him

    • Jack Bauer

      Dont know if I could keep up with the massive amounts of Blow he does

      • leylandliiiiid

        and artists he headbutts

    • Eli

      He wasn´t drunk, he was just deep undercover posing as a drunk guy to save the world

  • Anthony

    Buahahahaha. No ocifer I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

    • ColaChiver

      Originality. Use it.

      • Anthony

        I'm a chiver so I don't know how to. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse, my good/kind sir. KCCO!

  • Miro

    #11 I'd still marry her(mione) in a heart beat

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      i'm sorry but this pictures looks like something that would happen if she was drunk at herr "uncle Teds" house

    • dub


      You sir, are a brave man. I salute you for still wanting to marry her.

    • Damien Loki

      Get in line

    • AlMart

      Yeah, famous chicks who look like 15 year old boys are so freakin' hot. I hope you guys live happily ever after and all that.

      • Alistir

        Winning comment! Call the rest of us when she fills out.

      • Bill Murray

        don't forget chicks with no asses like Emma Stone. chivers love chicks with no asses.

    • pablo

      I see what you did there.

  • http://twitter.com/Howling_Eagle @Howling_Eagle

    I bet #19 regrets making that phone call the next day

    • Bfm

      #19 Kevin fucking spacey shirt!

      • Bort

        What's that, Agent? Buddy cop flick with Nick Cage? I'm in!

    • DarthDuckky

      You don't even know. That was the night his agent called him about K-Pax.

      • TomTheCameraGuy

        I liked that movie…

        • dub

          One of the greatest!


    #15 What the fuck is this "maybe baby" crazy shit? You can't sing, maybe.

    • SadeShadz

      #15 Oof! I just sharted!

    • Habsy

      Leafs blow bud.

  • dionbarf

    #17 Kinda creepy

    • Knockout_Ned

      Looks like something from MIB

    • thedude325

      Is it me or does he sort of look like Vladimir Putin?

      • alistir

        You know…put some hair on him and it would be damn close.

    • Evan

      I bet he only took 3 sips of that drink too.

    • Ispeakchive


    • Ron Swanson

      looks like if a chiver had a baby with another chiver.

  • SadeShadz

    #11 So cute.
    #17 Pahahahaaa!! xD

  • AnonyMrsFawkes

    #26 "Hey…I've got a great idea!"

    • ColaChiver

      Not the first cylinder shaped object she had in her mouth that night……probably not the last either.

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #2 had my free drink!!1!

    – Fan testimonial: "I want to marry you Paula guy or gal not matter don't give much of a fuck! Hugs, Your no. 1 Fan That Bitch who knows a good thing when she sees it. xxxxx – koochie koo"

    • jaynecobb2

      Merry me now Paula

      • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

        I saw her first. Granted, after drinking her free drink, she was swirling around a lot, and I'm fairly certain the leathery wings were fake. I think.

      • http://www.facebook.com/reginald.vonfinkerschnitzel Reginald von Finkerschnitzel

        Better check to see if it's allowed in your state…

    • SmileAlready

      whee~“ mating season, finally!

    • Bill Boner

      Suck me dry

  • Cosmo Kramer

    #9 I don't watch Tyler perry shows or movies. Who the hell is that?

    • robin


    • boll

      whitney houston

      • Tayo

        Janet Jackson

    • Taipan


    • BOOM!

      OJ Simpson in his prime

    • Big Cock Stern

      Michael Jordan

    • Habsy


  • MidwestChiver

    #11 Nice

    • Mmm_Beer

      That is one party I would live to be at!

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #29 Dear diary…..

    • Simon


    • ColaChiver


    • ColaChiver


    • PHappy

      Stop talking bad about her, she is part of the rich who deserve your suck offedness involved with the cannonball run
      Suck her soiled rich worship mess you worthless pleibs

      • wdh

        How about this. Shut your mouth.

      • BOOM!

        I like to Pee Happy, PHappy

    • KAG

      Hasn't she been that way since she was a teen?

  • http://twitter.com/RickvdS @RickvdS

    #11 +10 points for gryffindor!
    #25 Not even a celeb when not drunk :/

  • cha cha chewey

    #25 not a celeb! NOT A FUCKING CELEB!

    • Buddha-22

      I was just about to write that- NO WAY IN HELL SHES A FUCKING CELEB- A SLOB YES, BUT DEF NOT CELEB, WTF!!! How does the chive put that up.

      Make there own post for JERSEY SHORE SLOBFEST

      • Knockout_Ned

        Celebrity she is… A talented celebrity she is not.

    • Jonny Pats

      You took the words right out of my mouth cha cha chewey.

    • KAG

      She is what is destroying TV

  • Toymachine

    Since when, in the hell, was #25 a celebrity?

    • Knockout_Ned

      Like it or not, a celebrity is defined as a famous or well known person. Everyone knows Snooki.

      Having said that, fuck her.

  • wkdfrog

    #17 This entire gallery is hilarious, but a drunk mini me creased me up!

    • Conrads a homo

      Creased me up lol

    • Chip Chipperson

      What are you a pair of pants or somethin? Tssss Tssss

  • Alpha_Dog

    This is Snookie any day of the week that ends in "Y".

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      HATE. HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      • 94387

        why. put. a. period. after. every. word.??

  • Dixey_Normous

    #24 Pam isn't drunk, she's just trying to figure out the punch line of a blonde joke…

  • Ken

    #5… talk about some man hands!! Damn!

    • ColaChiver

      Not to mention her friends sweet ass tramp stamp o -____-o

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