Construcion for the brain deficient (30 Photos)


    3 am loving it

    • theyreallfakes

      when photoshop sucks

  • suck me dry

    all the way off

  • rromero

    The fuck am I doing with my life…

    • tapsnapornap

      Did you build any of these? If not you're probably not doing that bad.

    • Kristen

      Touching your penis and thinking about your uncle.

  • _ThisGuy_

    #12 is actually pretty damn clever.

    And why did they have to get that close on #30 before they realized it wasn't going to work? Fucking jackasses.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Well, that would be pretty stupid, but it's an old image that's been around for a while that has been photoshopped.

      • shank

        Not shopped, actually an image used for engineering software… Not realistic at all either, you would never have 2 piers adjacent to each other lishake that…

    • LiT

      because 30 isn't real?

    • Falthor

      #12 is clever, however the further expansion on this idea where the sink is built into the top of the toilet and the waste water fills the toilet's reserve tank is much better and a good idea for any bathroom tight on space.

    • Ethan Moore

      I agree #12 looks like a great idea, you only have to go to one place. More guys would probably wash their hands and here is the biggest plus, there is a BETTER place to stick your BEER now than on top of a nasty urinal.

      • Schnizz56

        Sadly most dudes would probably just piss in the sink

        • MrC

          That could be seen as bragging

    • That Guy

      #12 is genius…. sometimes you need running water to pee

  • alister

    funny how the title of this post is 'construcion'… fail.

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #4 oh sctch tape, is there anything you cant fix?

  • Justin Cider

    #4 seems legit

  • MonkeyMadness

    #26 The new diet kitchen. If you can't get it out of the fridge, you can't cook it anyway.

    • Bike-curious

      Monkey Madness = Philly D?

      • Kristen

        Monkey Madness = Ignorant butt-fucker.

        • Csquared303

          I bet you like it in the fart box huh Kristen?

  • Fuckeduphouseguy

    #26 swear to god this is the way the shitty military housing is set up but it's my dryer blocking off 2 full cabinets and a drawer.

  • Nighteye2

    #3 might actually be good for wheelchair users…

    • Spege

      "just funny for the brain deficiency"
      We need more of these ATM!

      • Schnizz56

        Hey, little people need cash in a hurry too!

    • BType13X2

      actually would be just about perfect for those in a wheelchair you are correct. Is actually abit of a pain to go into the bank when I'm in a wheelchair, wait in line just to do a simple withdrawal.

    • Gnole

      Wouldn't mind one of these at the bar….It's hard to reach the ATM when you are crawling.

  • MonkeyMadness

    "Construcion for the brain deficient"
    Can't tell if intentional to make a point of poor planning or if it is just poor planning.

  • Justin Lentz

    #25 is just saying "i do what i want"

  • Maik

    #25 Brilliant!

  • gregorije1

    #30 is a very expensive mistake

    • James

      Shim it

    • CedarLamb

      Fake as fuck.

  • AJG

    #11 ????

    • ezwelchman

      i don't really see what's wrong with this one either….maybe someone can help out my feeble brain

    • I'm confused too

      Yeah, I don't see it either.

    • jeff c.

      the only thing i see is the second one down is square…

      • ezwelchman

        yea that makes sense i guess…..

      • WehMey

        That's not so much a construction mistake as an odd design choice. But ok.

        • kate

          only the top row of windows don't have a block/railing!!! where you need it the most!

  • onekelevra

    How the fuck the turtles gonna come out???

    • Rex Hondo

      The ultimate goal of Shredder's plan to take over the department of transportation has been achieved!

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  • Ernesto

    #14 took me a sec, and then laughed for a while

    • nef

      its photoshopped

    • guest


    • BType13X2

      Give me a chainsaw and I'll totally make that balcony functional or lose an arm/leg trying.

  • Juss Soyano

    #28 is actual a scale model. It is part of an art exhibit.

    • Mike

      It's actually from Thomas the Tank Engine show. Sir Top-em-hat would be there sometimes.

  • Andy Valentine

    #16 – Two for wees, one for poos

    • InvertedCheeze

      Affirmative action hard at work!

    • Gnole

      either that or LAN parties.

    • Rex Hondo

      Very useful for those who pee in stereo.

  • Benoit

    what a bunch of retards!!

  • A BiPolar Guy

    we had a network cabinet on the wall installed behind a big pipe. (Door opened about 4 inches.)
    Revolving doors as the main doors of big new classroom building (took 1 day to realize you can't do class changes very fast that way),

    • Fjcruise

      Cool story bro

  • Chris

    #19 is the Lotus Riverside, Shanghai. Fell over almost intact. Maybe they can sell it as a parkour gym now…

    • Doug


    • Dork

      Here is a link to an article:

      Gotta love google drag and drop image search!

    • JuJu

      I don't know whether to be disturbed that a building could just fall over or impressed that a building could just fall and remain intact.

    • Rex Hondo

      I'd say that's damn fine construction, myself. Other that the foundation, of course.

  • Sade

    #16 How do we explain this one? o.0

    • Fuhrer D


    • SimonPhoenix

      … One of these is not like the others.

    • sfb101

      Way too much Photoshop…

  • PapaS

    #12 Should be the standard everywhere…

    • Gnole

      I agree…I would like to see a guard though. Something similar to the sneeze guard …Except for your dick. I feel like some people might get temptation to aim up.

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