Humps “R” Us (70 photos)

Ladies, thanks for all your sweet ass Hump Day submissions. If you didn’t see your photo this week, we are up to our eyes in tush submissions and we’re a couple weeks behind so check back next week. All Hump Day submissions can be uploaded HERE and remember to upload high quality photos or we can’t use it.

  • tv_paul

    #59 Thank you for your service. Looking at this shot the words "privates" & "Grunts" seem very appropriate.

    • Molon Labe

      You snapped me right to attention!

    • McChiver

      Land of the free, and home of that marvelous tush. 🙂

    • happy

      Army girl MOAR please. After boot camp gap maybe? I used too have blood clots and not after seeing you!

  • babyfartmagizax

    #57 What a babe #70 WOW, what a hump! Hump day, my favorite day of the week by FAR!! Mind the gap right behind it!

    • Woodrow

      Another insightful comment….*sigh*

      • The Truth

        Woodrow, I'm not a fan of the OP either, but this category doesn't truly lend itself to anything actually insightful or informative does it??

        • Woodrow

          My point is Babyfuckfacebuckethead has to be FIRST without typing in first….he just always has a dumb comment

          • The Truth

            Duly noted sir

          • @JJrrake

            Beat him to it then faggot

            • Jjrrak loves cock

              Go away. Nobody likes you on the internets either.

      • Knockout_Ned

        Nice… He's my new profile pic.

        You won the internet today, Marty.

        • babyfartmagizax

          Yes, you are not obsessed eh… Taken my name and a 2 year old picture from christmas… you're the type of chiver I never want to meet. Douche bag

      • Woodrow

        Good God….HOW THE FUCK DID YOU FIND HIM !!!!!!!!!!???

        • Martin_McFly

          He's very proud of his name, babyfartmagizax. It led to his downfall. Now we no longer need to be annoyed by this asshat. He's now just that retarded cousin who we know will comment every so often. Even if he changes his Profile Name, commenting tactics like the ones he uses will make him stick out like a sore thumb. And I'll always have a nice little folder with saved images and video to harass him with.

          The Troll has been TROLLED! "Game Over man, Game Over!"

          • Woodrow

            My hat is off to you sir…..millions of us owe you our gratitude….we could never repay you for what you have done here today.

            • Martin_McFly

              No Problem.

              And I apologize in advance for the repetitiveness – but I will be posting this discovery with each comment Guthrie makes.. you know, just as a friendly reminder.

              Chive on brothers and sisters!

              • CoreyClu

                Who gives a shit. Obviously you have less of a life then him. Your more then welcome to look me up and come stop by for a visit. Dumb Ass!

                • Martin_McFly

                  Sure thing, man. I'll even buy the beer.

                  Chive on!

                  • Woodrow

                    I'll by you a beer or 10 if you're ever in Chicago (unless you already live here)

                    • Martin_McFly

                      Excellent! Sounds like there needs to be a Chive Meet Up just to celebrate the outing of Guthrie Atkinson, formerly known as BabyFarts!!

                      Shit, I'd even buy Guthrie a drink if he showed up – afterall.. he's still a Chiver.


                • Knockout_Ned


                  Like Mr. McFly said, even if you change your name, you'll stick out like a sore thumb.

                  • babyfartmagizax

                    Wow, Knockout_Ned, you need a life, and Im not a Pizza boy fool, and that is a very old photo… nice you're so obsessed with me tho buddy, I have been at work all day at my actual job, unable to reply and see all this, but congrats man! You get a cookie

                    • Tom

                      Your working all day is much different than mine since you posted originally only four hours ago. How do you do it?

                    • Martin_McFly

                      Hey I found you, why the hell does Ned get the Cookie?!?!

                    • Knockout_Ned

                      Yes, because the 4 seconds it took to change my profile pic would most definitely confirm my obsession.

                      You look like Lt. Dan Taylor post Vietnam btw. You have legs, right?

                    • Martin_McFly

                      Dude! Just saw your name change and literally just spit Dr. Pepper all over the place! Fucking Priceless!

                      –Though.. reading through some comments on the DAR, I think you may want to steer clear of that name. hahaha

                      Chive On man!

          • Habsy

            Marty's just as big of a dick troll as baby, in fact I think they are the one in the same.

            • Martin_McFly

              Sorry you feel that way – Chive on Habsy!

          • Paula_

            Oy asshat, the 'asshat' is MY thingy, asshat!
            Also: be careful meow, we're well organized. The troll league is already deliberating on how to avenge babyfartmaxisachs.
            While I'm personally all for whatever lets us daily eat bits of you while keeping you alive as long as possible, the current # 1 solution is: take off and nuke you from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

            – Fan testimonial: "Jesus, if I could like this a million times I would! – Kim"

          • CoreyClu

            Your a dork!

            • Corey


          • sandy astroglide

            Damn, I hit the back button and ended up in the 7th grade. Kudos to you, sir.

          • @JJrrake

            Thats the point of trolling. To get others to troll. We think its funny. So thanku.
            Ps if u dont comment under ur real name and actually waste time logging in as o i dont know jrakelovescock then u r more of a troll than anyone. Just sayin

      • MarthaJeane

        That is some seriously impressive Internet sleuthing.

      • Jerry

        Also note that COCHESEkramer is an alias that the troll has used in the past.

        • @JJrrake

          U dont even know… Nerd

      • Trav1121

        Kick his ass, Sea Bass! You make me so proud, Marty! Good show, fella, good show…

        • @JJrrake


          • Kristen


      • Michel Payette

        Yeah…he has that loser look on his face.

        Great find Marty!

        • Tolerant citizen

          How can so many people antagonize someone they've never met before? Did your parents not instill any morals in you at all? Babyfart has personally done no harm to any of you. If you allow every word you read to impact your mood or self esteem, then stick to the back of cereal boxes you puerile cretins.

      • babyfartmagizax

        Not a pizza boy fool!! You really need a life tho, I have never seen such pathetic actions taken just to figure out who I am, holy fuck!

        • Guthrie's Mom

          Give up son.

        • Martin_McFly

          Wasn't that hard, man. Was quite effortless, really, and not time consuming at all.

          Anyway, it's good to see some actual comments coming out of you for a change! Maybe you can continue that into your everyday assault on the comment page. Either way, you make one helluva troll, sir. If we ever meet up at a Chive Gathering, I'll buy the first round!

          Chive On, Mr Atkinson!

          • Wet_tosti

            Mr. McFly… Well done pig, well done : )

          • Trav1121

            Everyone loves a good mystery! Can't believe Fart was a ghost the whole time… What a twist!

          • occasional visitor

            tell me is he also etcrr? 🙂

        • CoreyCly

          Can't read the first part and not hear Mr T's voice. Maybe it's just me. I don't know?

          • Coreyclu

            Im feelin good. It's Suppose to say CoreyClu.

        • Not KC but still CO

          All of you nerdy ass chivers. Go get a haircut, new wardrobe, new personality, and get the fuck off the Internet.

        • Trav1121

          That is what happens when you fuck with the Jesus! Erm… I mean, theChive! Glad you got what you deserve, you damn dirty ape! And where is my pizza!? 4 more minutes and that bitch is free! Hells yeah!

          PS. Don't say I didn't warn ya, way back when. Chivers will not stand for sub-par participation and outright cheating. As Jon said in his article, we police ourselves and Mr. Mcfly runs the Internal Affairs division. I hope ya still stay and play but play fair! We'll be watching…

          • Martin_McFly

            No policing allowed.. My comment was deleted by the administrator. Such a shame.. Oh well.

            Chive On!

            • HOOK

              Hats off to you McFly,well done.'Shame' is the critical word here….As not to be liable in any way the administrator pulls your comment??? Hmmm wonder why theChive can't just KCCO?

            • babyfartmagizax

              Did you look up my credit card number while you were at it?? People like you need to be arrested and raped in prison.

              • LOL

                You can't go to prison for trolling… I thought you of ALL people would know that.

        • @JJrrake

          Hahahs word

        • Guthrie_Atkinson

          Once a pizza boy, always a pizza boy Leuitenant Dan.

      • Andy

        Martin, you're an even bigger loser man. This website isn't a place to find the sense of belonging you lacked throughout childhood. If you happen to find out who I am, I doubt you'd post any information about me because #1 im not a troll of babyfart magnitude and #2 my life would make you realize how fucking shitty yours is.

      • @JJrrake

        Wait this was a secret?

      • Patches

        So what exactly did this guy say that was so horribly offensive? I read the comments most days and it seemed to me he said stuff that most people on this site would agree with, except he usually happened to be the first one to say it.
        For example, the original post of this thread – he called a girl a babe, said something about liking hump day, and something else about minding the gap… Pretty sure there are dozens of similar comments on literally every hump day, DAR, mind the gap, FLBP, etc. Why the animosity towards this guy? Outing his personal info like that could potentially be pretty damaging. If people started harassing him at work he could lose his job, if he has a roommate or lives with family they could be harassed by association, his inbox could be overloaded with spam, unending prank calls, etc.
        This is an honest question – other than posting early and often, what did he do to deserve this? Did he say some terribly offensive things that I just didn't see?

        • passwordistaco

          note to self: Do not post early and often!

          Ask etcrr, these guys are fucking brutal. Take up that first page real estate and pay the price. Btw if everyone only thumbed up original comments 90% of these guys would be in the negative.

        • Guthrie_Atkinson

          Nothing offensive. Just annoying. Living on a website, clicking the refresh button hundreds of times a day in hopes to comment first just comes off desperate & annoying and we don't like it.

          I think you're overreacting about the damaging outcome of harassing him. None of us want to take it to that level and if someone does, they're just as sad as him. I personally am just annoyed seeing his thoughtless comments on every post as if he's proud of it. Call me an asshole if you will, but I can't help it. I hope he keeps coming to the site because everyone deserves to be a Chiver. I'd just like him to choose his words more wisely or not comment at all.

          • 10%

            Dude… shut up. You took his name and his picture and made it your own.. But he's the one that's coming off desperate and annoying? Get real fatass. 90% of chivers are ugly losers.

            • Guthrie_Atkinson

              Yes, he's the one coming off desperate & annoying. Most would agree with me. I changed my name & pic (which took 5 seconds) to try to piss him off enough to get lost or finally change.

              And fatass?? How'd you come to the conclusion I'm fat? Oh right… Because YOU are Babyqueef posting under another name! Only you would throw out an insult that made zero sense with zero evidence.

              • 10%

                You're American. Americans are fat. That's how I reached my conclusion… fatass.

                • Miles

                  Says the person who comes to an American website to look at mostly American women and American humor.

                  Fucking hypocrite… Foreigners making fun of Americans for being "stupid" & "fat" is so 90's, yet we're your only form of entertainment. Sorry your country sucks.

                • Keyser Soze

                  yup, fat Americans… Can't win at any athletic challenge.. wait a minute…..

          • HOOK

            Agreed.Amazing how a picture can fit so well to ones image..Clearly knew 'babyfart' would LOOK annoying as well…..Classic.

          • Patches

            "None of us wants to take it to that level"… you can guarantee that for every person looking at this website then? If none of you want to "take it to that level", why post his personal info in the first place?

            I admit that I've got no respect for a guy that spends his entire day on this site just to comment first… but I've got even less respect for people who get so worked up about him doing so that they track down his personal info and post it here.

            Read through all the posts on any FLBP, mind the gap, hump, etc post and count how many people say MOAR or some shit like that… How are his posts any more pointless than that?

    • dobuledouche

      Trollin again I see.

    • BruceWayne

      Asshole! babyfartmagizax
      Limited awesome ass today?
      Every one at the beach?

    • Knockout_Ned

      Babyqueef, since we all know your ultimate goal in life is to post 1st on Chive message boards with the hopes of earning multiple thumbs ups, maybe this should've been your post…

      #59 WOW!!! Thank you for your service!!! And what a hump!!! KCCO!!!!

      • Mike Przewlocki

        She makes me drool. Just sayin'..

    • You_have_downs

      Notice how he hasn't said shit when the anonymity and veil of the internet has been removed, and his name and face are known. When a troll is discovered in his truest form, they cower like little bitches!

      Well played McFly, well played!

      • WhiteGuy

        "OOOH MY GOD I DONT CARE!!!!!" – Charlie Day, Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia

        • CoreyClu

          I'm with you, who gives a shit. Is this like a secret under ground world. Full of hardened criminals willing to do anything to keep there true lives revielled. Get a life, go to work and grow the F up. Please.

      • @JJrrake

        Not true, faggot.
        Ps im for gay marraige

    • 0948rs

      go fuck yourself, Guthrie.

      • @JJrrake

        Sayd the dude who probly whacks it to the chive daily

        • Guthrie_Atkinson

          And that's a problem why?

          • Kristen

            Because he's hoping to convert you to a big pile of gay (I know that won't happen)…so that he can taste your prostate. He just doesn't want you worn out from whacking.

  • pickleman77

    #65 I'd give it a slap and a tap.

    • KCCO

      #66 Fart bubble??

    • Notice

      Wanna know if this chivette's name is Christina.

      • FunKiller


    • James Ramos

      Moar of this one, stat….

    • Darr

      That was my neighbor when I was 10! Winning….

  • Eric

    how about a double hump day

    • spaceace

      A girl with two butts?!!! That's madness!

    • Beev

      #16 Close enough?

  • BigtotheD

    #16 hard to get past

    • winfields

      Please ID these ladies!

    • Jin Jung

      Yes, I agree. One is great but two is just fantastic!

    • tv_paul

      Double Bubble: Two Bubbles , no troubles.

    • akbrown006

      The only time I have ever thought that song "ass ass ass ass" is appropriate is right now.

    • Derby

      One of the finest photographs to ever come through the computer!


      Same here! It doesn't get much better than that… Where do I rent a porch with that kind of view???

  • One_time

    #62 HI to you!!!

    • The observer

      #12 lovely lady lumps indeed.

      #39 nice shoes…wanna fuck?

  • prince

    Happy Hump Day to all and to all a good night!

  • @LosTorre

    #16 humps on humps on humps

    • tee

      sisters. for sure

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #10 is lovely

  • PontangPunisher

    Hump day ! Yes Yes Ohhh Yes , i missed it Last week .
    #44 #46 #47 #60 and #69 Very sexy

    • nate33uc

      my penis hurts #1 #11 #15 #18 #19….and i've got 50 more to go thru

  • Irish Chive

    Ahhh Humps

  • Lova da hump

    God bless the united humps of the world!

  • Snart

    # 69 : Holy crap! I love Hump Day!

  • Vantastic

    #37 …not anymore

    • TJ_Designs

      #37 & #23 Win in my opinion!

      • Two Thirds

        Your opinion doesn't count that much.

      • troy

        #37 you from or still in Nebraska? GBR!

    • Steve Perry

      I'd like to know who this Nebraska Chivette is.

  • Fun_with_Numbrs


    Just something very alluring about these!

    • Bruce LeeRoy

      Agreed…but can I PLEASE get some love for #58?? I'm thinking…breakfast on the counter, ya dig?

  • MarthaJeane

    #19 FTW. Seriously. Wow.

    • Fun_with_Numbrs

      I agree. This is very WOW!

    • Habsy

      Should be in HD

    • taco

      best of the day …. and there were quite a few great ones

    • Paula_

      OMFG! What a mess… Couldn't she have shut that drawer?

      – Fan testimonial: "I never have a problem with Paula, it's like she's another poster, just more elaborate with strange things to say. Better than most folks who cut someone down and demand hot chicks. – Jacob Christie"

    • Steve Perry

      Agreed. That is one sweet behind.

  • Martin_McFly

    #45 Yea Honey, yea. Great view. uh huh.

    • JOHN

      How about some asses that aren't so flat?

  • echogeo

    Blocking them with your hands defeats the purpose girls.

    • wall-e

      alot of hover hands in this too. touching is good ladies.

  • Martin_McFly

    #61 OMAGAWD!

    Proof that pantyhose should never go out of style.

    • Danny

      Linda O'Niel?

    • thatoneguy

      I think thats Linda ONeil

    • Falthor

      you said it brother… I prefer Thigh high/nylons, but there is nothing wrong with Pantyhose either.

  • Fun_with_Numbrs


    HOOK'EM Horns!

    • Osgood


  • North

    Best day of the week

  • Mike D

    58 is looking for a sausage

    • RealZoo

      Here it is #58…the best hump of the day.

  • Jb Van Camp

    I don't know what's going in in #14 but I'll take one! Also #16, #70

    • fer

      Waw nice ass.

  • SockMoney17

    #19. What a healthy nice HUMP!

    • Mike

      Sweet Baby Jesus!!!

  • Whorebait



    • echogeo

      Google brought up the name Doris Mar. NSFW

    • colsla

      Dorismar (NSFW), soooo hot, want to touch the hiney….

      • Sandler

        People don't get the Billy Madison reference. They're all about Billy Murray.

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