Let’s get stealth drunk (20 Photos)

  • https://www.facebook.com/AfroWookie Ryan Duncan


  • A.E.

    pro fer sure, hipsters everywhere would be proud

    • boldspoo

      I think you need to find some new hipsters… I don't know any who would volunteer to drink anything that someone would be willing to pour in one of these containers.

  • BigPup

    #1 If I had a dollar for every time someone looked at my crotch and asked for a shot…

    • usmc_chiver

      You'd still be broke?

      • BigPup

        As a joke…

        • Do0zer

          I like egg yokes…. Sorry I thought we were rhyming here.

          • Optimus_prime

            No more rhymes now, I mean it

            • fendermallot

              anybody want a peanut?

      • MylesofStyles

        Ouch, and lest we forget, LOL.

  • tv_paul

    #1 The expression "Having a belt" seems appropriate now

    • suck me dry

      the expression "suck me dry" seems that you should suck me dry.

  • drtyjrz

    I have to have #11.

    • Fp3

      Where does one find such a heavenly device

      • drtyjrz

        Apparently, one does not find such a heavenly device. Sadly the only phone flask I could find was modeled after one of those old Nokia clunker phones. This is a prototype that hasn't made it to production yet. Sucks.

    • MVP(MetalVsPlastic)

      Presenting the I-Drunk the latest in booze technology.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #20 Sure, I could drink from that

    • Hutch

      Milk please!

    • dick

      She's really flat chested and what looks like boobs is actually booze.

    • Underbaker

      I'd be more inclined to blow them up.

    • https://www.facebook.com/rlrunyon Ricky Runyon

      Actually looks kinda morbid cause it looks like she's drinking blood from her boob. O_O

    • Steph

      Wine Rack!

      • majorfathead


    • yddj


  • ste

    Well #11 and #12 are just genius. Where can I get these!?!

    • drtyjrz

      That's what I'm talking about. I must consult the internets.

    • M6tt

      unfortunately you can't buy one because the kickstart fundraiser to back the project made $70 just falling short of it's goal of $10,000 http://www.indiegogo.com/Phone-Flask sad story for the people suffering from the inability to stealthily drink in the presence of a mother in law.

      • drtyjrz

        Good call M6tt. Just found it myself. The only phone flasks seem to be modeled after the old Nokia clunkers. Oh well.

      • ste

        That is devastating news M6tt, cheers for the info!

    • Buck

      You don't need to buy one. Use the iPhone you have. It works perfectly! Just fill the headphone port.


  • AnonyMrsFawkes

    #10 seems a little gross

    • jared

      its a reef sandal, there is a small plastic flask under the sole

      • Unfkngblvbl

        ….and I'm sure the sloshing-while-you-walk isn't annoying at all.

    • Deboh

      Around Baltimore we call this having whiskey feet

    • Puddin

      I know if I had these, I'd step in dog shit.

    • nuccabay

      you cant hear them sloshing, they are pretty cheap though, the ones i had cracked in like a month so nothing would stay in there

    • TimmyK

      There reef drams, just don't try to get through airport security wearing them

  • Oltimey

    #1, if that's enough to get you drunk……

  • Martin_McFly

    #9 Seems it could be better put to use for drug testing purposes..

    • weldsoft

      A couple of these seem to be put to that use…

  • usmc_chiver
  • MylesofStyles

    #14 I don't know if this is actually one of the greatest ideas of all time, or if just the idea of dulling the pain with booze at work that appeals to me.

  • Big Joe

    #13 looks like a colostomy bag, not to mention that after 15 minutes the beer will be piss warm too.

    • weldsoft

      Is this for beer or passing a urine test at work after a little too much partying ?

    • majorfathead

      Where does it say you can only put beer in this?

  • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

    Lol, my 80 yr old granny has this one.

  • tv_paul

    #13 Sure it looks like fun now but see how much fun it'll be in 20 years when this is replace by a colostomy bag.

    • Matt

      I'll have my fun now, Debbie Downer.

  • http://twitter.com/CerealFede @CerealFede

    nothing healthier than jogging with wine, specially when it looks like your drinking blood from a pulmo-thorax! #20

    • Travis

      what exactly is a pulmo-thorax?

      • majorfathead

        I think they were going for pneumothorax, or collapsed lung (air between the lung and the chest wall) which may be treated by aspiration, a more accurate usage would be Pericarditis (an inflammation of the sac like covering around the heart) , where there would actually be fluid to *shudder, drink.

  • jay


  • SolidusSnake420

    Well file most of these things under "shit I had no idea this existed"

  • smaulz

    Wanna know how I know you're an alcoholic?

    • TheBAMFinater

      Was going to say this.

    • Matt

      Whats wrong with being an alcoholic? A lot of great men in the past were alcoholics.

      • Definitely

        I'm sure they were great in spite of being alcoholics though lol

      • fn dingus

        alot of great men are also dead, doesn't mean i want to be too.

        • Simon

          Everyone'll be dead.

          Besides, they weren't alcoholics, they were drunkards.

  • NCChiver

    #20 Not just for milk anymore!

  • Bath Salty Dog

    #19 Vodka + Budweiser = The king/czar of drinks

    • Kamir Ubitch

      Well done good sir.

    • OhioChiver

      May cause blurred vision. 😉

  • Cin

    How about just NOT being a fucking alcoholic!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/drew.andersen.397 Drew Andersen


    • Adam

      because, its hasn't ruined my life.. yet..

    • Deboh

      That is Sir is a Clown Question

    • Matt

      Because being a alcoholic is a shit load more fun.

  • Reckless

    #9 I could use a nice upgrade. I'm tired of taping gallon ziplock bags of rum to my legs for concerts.

  • herbieverstink

    cut the top off a DR PEPPER Can the can is slightly bigger then a beer can, you slide your beer can in the DP can. No one has a clue your sippin beer,

    • Jacko

      "Wow, that guy is really pounding those Dr Peppers"

    • sheebah

      Ya but how do you explain the blood dripping down your face from sipping beer from a razor sharp dr. pepper can?

  • iXOredheds

    #20 Is it just me or have your boobs slowly been shrinking?

    • DB Conor

      If she's sharing the booze with you, eventually it won't matter.

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