This seems like the safest way to indulge my love of fire (35 Photos)

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  • back2worknow

    #8

    "I feel pretty. Oh so pretty"

    • Static

      +100 for not saying first, 1, uno, 1st, etc etc etc… THANK YOU

    • loshy123

      #34 thinks the same

  • passwordistaco

    I stopped right here #3 , lemme know how the rest of the post was guys!

    • whyme1973

      Same here…we'll have to wait for word from someone else.

    • Hutch

      I have an organ she can play

      • skyfireCO

        I can't imagine that feeling pleasant if it was on fire..

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Looks like something tori Amos would do…..

      • f0urd3gr33s

        She did, years ago. Check the Boys for Pele liner notes.

    • MylesofStyles

      #29 Is my ass after Taco Bell.

    • Gunthrie Babyfart

      Come on baby, light my fire….Come on baby, light my fire….

  • Csquared303

    #17 cooking Bacon like a boss!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      No. that there is bacon abuse at its worst. To shoot fire out of one's mouth, you need an accelerant. Any accelerant combustion would taint the deliciousness that is bacon. Bacon is meant to only be cooked in its own fatty juices….

      and what kind of man would bring an iron to a bacon party?

      • MaaaGooaaad

        Well Said. I was gonna say don't spit accelerant on bacon A** Hole but you covered it better.

        • Shepard Wong

          Pan of bacon in one hand. Iron in the other…shouldn't that be a woman?

    • Bdon

      So goddamn manly I feel the need to start a war.

    • BaconPolice

      No bacon was harmed in the creation of this photograph. What you see in the pan is a reflection of the flame. In order to accomplish something this awesome, this man must have already eaten a substantial amount of bacon, probably cooked with the iron he holds. What else would a man capable of spitting fire use an iron for other than to cook bacon?
      This man is innocent of any claims of bacon abuse.
      Case closed.

  • Douche McBaggins

    furst

  • Static

    #4 is seriously cool!

    • Gunthrie Babyfart

      and burns burns burns….the ring of fire……the ring of fire

    • Yoselahonda

      #24 has a dick of fire coming from his mouth.

    • Iroh

      It's a firebender!

  • djohns2

    #3 just beautiful

  • NIXem

    #25 is that wall-E in back?

    • Unfkngblvbl

      no, it's a tractor

      • Oli

        No actually it is called a shovel, used in strip mining. Just saying.

        • NIXem

          cant take a joke, just saying

  • HallaKayeCorpus

    All this fire makes me want to roast marshmallows . Well until I saw #34. Then I wanted to just see an epic fail.

    • AssHaterson

      Panty flash!!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Epic fail AND roasted marshmallows.

  • jimbozo

    #17 his girlfriend should iron his bacon, not him

  • Unfkngblvbl

    *Beavis voice* "fire!, fire!"

  • Do0zer

    #11 A huge tire dump on fire? That can NOT be good.

    • Gunthrie Babyfart

      Must be in Springfield….

    • 2Dogs

      gotta be real good for the environment…

    • Macro

      Seeing shit like this makes me pray for a zombie apocalypse. The world needs about 5 billion less people.

      • Ryan

        Are you going to volunteer to be one of those 5 billion?

        • Gunthrie Babyfart

          i have AIDS

          • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

            Not the death sentence it used to be….

  • Miles

    #1 Must be an old pic of Jason Statham

  • Blind_Eye

    #35 Epic Thor.

    • 2Dogs

      Isle of Skye Viking fest

      • goglas

        Its Up Helly Aa festival in the Shetland Islands

    • Underbaker

      Speaking for offended comic geeks everywhere. Thor has a hammer not an axe.

  • Martin_McFly

    #8 "Ring around the Rosie.."

  • Guy

    #25 Coal mines should be shut down. I can't believe there's ads in the US saying how awesome it is.

    • TEXAS COAL MINER

      FAH Q!!!

    • Pow49

      Say goodbye to
      Anything made of Steel then, you can't have steel without coal…

      • Jared

        Yes, lets waste one of the worlds most useful and abundant resource just waste a way, while millions of people go without the electricty they produce with it.

    • http://www.jessicaedd.com Wyomingite

      Are you going to shut down your computer, iPad, microwave, air conditioner, or curling iron?? I didn't think so. Where do you think you get the power to sit in your home/office wherever, on your ass, on a computer dicking around on the Chive? Little hamsters on wheels? Get real

      • tophernator

        Yeah, what a dumbass! Electricity doesn't just grow on trees! What's he going to do? Magically harness the power of the sun somehow?! Or build some crazy futuristic device that produces power from the wind, or the gravitational flow of water!!!? LOLZZZZZZ

        • Ness

          Ignorance.

    • Underbaker

      One may not simply walk into Mordor, but feel free to take a truck load back once you get there.

    • VelvetRooster

      Coal mines spontaneously combust, there is no way to put the fire out when it's in the bank or in the haul truck. They have to just send it in while it's on fire. I work in an iron ore mine, Hibbing Taconite Company, and it is an awesome place to work. The taconite does not start on fire like the coal, but it is just as dangerous to work in, that's why safety is a huge part of our everyday job.

  • Martin_McFly

    "It’s a living thing, Brian. It breathes, it eats, and it hates. The only way to beat it is to think like it."

    #29

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Well played Mr. McFly.

  • http://www.facebook.com/james.ramos.355 James Ramos

    #1 is creepy but #3 is sexy for sure!

  • Tommy

    #1 Mrs. Cartwright didn't like my drawings. Now they'll need a composite sketch for her 

  • AnyoneForCoffee

    Ah, London last summer…..

  • just4fun88

    #1 looks like me when I was a child, I loved to burn things down to the ground

  • MrUpp07

    #11, I can only imagine what that smells like….

    • FF1

      smells just like burning tires

    • WTF Mate

      Well, first of all, it is not real…

  • Shay

    I have an even better picture of #12!! That's a Toronto Police car during the G20 riots

    • Caspertoo

      Jeez I thought canadians were all peaceful and stuff

  • Smitty

    Alec dude, I suggest you get yourself a fireplace. 😉

  • Anonymous

    #7 “And class this is how you cook ceiling tiles”

  • Hibb83

    #1 the kid is wearing a Linfield football top so this is normal in Belfast. i luv my city 🙂

    • Marls

      Another wee sectarian scumbag to add to the melting pot… i hate my city

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