Burnsday! (56 photos)

  • Mike l.

    #54 as ugly as billy ray is. Damn.

    • DarkRonnie

      She ain't ugly, just annoyin

    • Mike l.

      Thats my point, her dad looks like a date rapist, yet some how managed to produce her.

    • Kev

      I just want to watch her sextape

    • Kodos

      .. and smells like Marlboros, most likely… not hot.

    • Dave

      agreed just annoying but that girl aint ugly, look at those legs. If I was young and rich Id chase that.

      • dumb americans

        she's not even 20. she's supposed have legs like that. fatass americans.

        • Filbur

          then stay off out sites fuck-hole

        • the prior

          there are 2 types of people americans and those who wish they were, you my friend are the later.


      #11 is asking for a miami meet up!!!!

    • Johnny

      Someone please tell me who #1 issss!

    • Johnny

      And #34 !! Life is complete

    • LuncHBoX

      I have the most normal boner right now

    • Ninja

      Agreed, and yet everyone on here would still hit that; like a big rig with no brakes.

      • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

        i can honestly say, no i would not

      • Schawing

        nope. sorry.

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      every time i see a picture of her a voice in my head screams "SLUT!"

    • cheeksquadmonopoly

      #56 TC is bitch made

    • Jeremy

      I'd smash that,

    • Frank M

      #54. When did that happen?

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=9346901 Alex Lype

    Sick burn

  • Lolz

    Chive is really one it today! First those sexy pictures, then Lingerie and now burnsday! I'm having a hard day to keep calm 😀

    • Lolz

      should be "on it" instead of "one it" … Sorry …

      • keefadon

        It's either "on" or "won", but then again who doesn't make typo's.

        • http://twitter.com/CeeLovis @CeeLovis

          Ist fnuny hwo polepe wrory aoubt TYPOS and nto teh mgesase bieng gevin… "just remember when you correct someone's grammar; no one likes you" Jim Gaffagen

    • El Chicken

      I was thinking the same thing! My hat is off to The Chive today.

  • DarkRonnie

    #28, #41, #46

  • http://www.facebook.com/Whitey10395 Bobby Richardson


    • https://www.facebook.com/hustla.275 Michel Payette

      On top of Burn your Bra, we should have a Burn the Trolls special.

  • Brandon

    Please have a NSFW topless Chivette day. it would be awesome.

    Yes, I know porn is easy to find but this would be better than porn… naked chivette boobs! What's better? Nothing!

    • Jay

      The best strippers are the ones who never take it off, they always leave you craving more. The moment between clothed and unclothed is what drives men wild. Therefore, NSFW toplessness would cheapen everything chive. I love the chivettes exactly how they are, don't ever change girls!

      • John

        Jay… If I'm paying a stripper. She's taken her clothes off, the little she had on anyways. The "best" strippers tease the best, you're right but that has nothing to do with nudity. Generally theyre not going to fuck u once theyre naked. So it's still teasing.. And as for chivettes topless/naked well meet one and get her there yourself

      • Humphrey

        Yes, they leave you wanting more. Then you give them one whole dollar and they slap your face with their tits. Have you never been to a strip club?

    • Montana

      Whatever happened to Chive After Dark?

      It had just what you're asking for.

      • Epitomizer

        Here's what you're after. NSFW

        • http://gfys.com LoganExplosion

          the newest one is two weeks old…

          • Epitomizer

            Like that's my fault. I just found what he was looking for.

        • Bruce

          #36 it would be nice if she submitted to after dark so that Leo wouldnt be the only one that sees what comes next…

        • © Infringement

          Its not Chive After Dark anymore. He had to drop theChive name. What he was doing would be like opening a McDonald's restaurant called Naked McDonald's, and serving the same food as McDonald's, just with strippers there too. Yes, it may be a good idea, but it'll still get you sued.

          • Roger

            So the Chive is no better than Chick-Fil-A, or was I the only one who saw theChive post the battle between Chick-Fil-A and the Eat More Kale guy?

    • JESUS


      • It'sSadReally

        For being Jesus, you're an idiot.

      • Kristen

        Have you seen all the whores in the comment section that pretend to be bi-sexual?

  • MOAR

    #36 I'll be over here for a while.

    • Prick

      Probably one of the best pictures submitted by a Chivette – suggestive and original.

      • BuckNasty

        Agreed… There are way too many wife beater pics on here. This one gets major points for creativity

        • http://twitter.com/fchezenko @fchezenko

          I concur, the bewbage is highlighted more than adequately , while the placement of the hands suggests she either needs to pee, or, more likely , is gagging for it .

    • SteelHorseCowboy

      This is now the back ground on my laptop, PC and cell…. Bless you #36 Bless your everything………

      • Cory

        Kinda creepy that you gave a random girl from thechive As your wallpapers.

        • SteelHorseCowboy

          I apologize if I offended your feminine sensibilities Cory.

          • Schmeilllsson

            It's creepy cowboy, pump off and chill out.

    • bobby

      Agreed this pic gave me instant wood I mean so did the other ones but this is a damn good one

  • http://www.facebook.com/justin.russell.948 Justin Russell

    The only reason I love Thursday!!

  • Ina

    #36 You are killing me right now……..

  • eino

    #36 Your doing it right……

    • Kodos

      ".. there's a wasp on your forehead.."

      And the fun begins!

    • Sheldrake


      • bdg


        • Mr_Taco

          Not sure if troll or genuinely t-tarded.

    • Bob


  • https://www.facebook.com/aznsupastar Joey 'Rice' Nguyen

    #36 This just made my Thursday. Thank you.

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      Help me see what I'm missing here…. She seems very nice, and her top fits nicely, but what's so great about covering her crotch with her hands?

      • OmNom

        Her top hugs the boob individually and what's peeking through looks divine

  • tj K

    #56, you are hot!

    • jesseDubya


    • Tiny Dancer

      Those guys totally tricked her

  • Nick M

    God I love Burnsday. BOOBS!!! Enough said.

    • JP

      Your boobs look fine to me

  • Jester

    #3 Damn! Tig ole' Bitties!

    • bdg

      Find her please!!!

      • Ken

        No thanks. She's miserable. Tig bitties are a dime a dozen. Show me you have something more than a mopey I just got gang banged by a fraternity and am thinking how I disgraced my family look.

        • Scooby

          Pics or it didn'… haha who am I kidding? The bullshit coming off you is so strong I can smell it from here.

    • Kowabunga

      Yes but why the long face?

      • thejim

        because it's not FLBP for this poor thing. it's just LBP.

  • Jesse

    #36–I'm yours lol I'd be your slave, your pic instant bust-a-nut quality

  • Iowa

    Any burners in the waterloo/cf area?

  • http://twitter.com/iamdarktickpark @iamdarktickpark

    #21 Thats hot.

    • Notknowing

      Walk around the house naked, hot….wait. Her? or the thermometer?

    • Tiny Dancer

      Looks like my buddy's gf Kara C

    • Kristen

      Stretch marks.

      • #49 Hump

        Agreed…ate up w/ stretch marks…& is she pregnant?

  • Susan

    Gwenyth Paltrow…..really ?

    • jesseDubya

      #38 great movie by wes anderson, royal tannenbums…BFM!!

      • Anthony Adams

        Its a great one, but I’m partial to Bottle Rocket myself.

  • ggdfg

    #31 Burning panties as well as the bra should be the new standard.

    • ejaculASIAN

      i can't wait to come either.

    • joe


  • Mark B.

    <img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/hotels/pt.jpg> #14 #30 #32 #48 find her, So hot girls, I need some water, you know that.. <img src=http://www.mynewcarquote.us/aquarius/ns.jpg> :*

  • Nick

    #13 is smokin!

    • s-turn

      I've seen that pic on here a few times, who is she???

      • Macro

        Amber Stratton.

    • johnny


    • Ben

      Her name is amber Stratton I went to college with her at the university of Delaware

      • Humphrey

        Cool story, Ben.

    • atothab

      That pic is from a really old set floating around the interwebs. At least 5 years. If not more. Pretty good set though.

  • http://twitter.com/bricfox @bricfox

    #2 I own a motorboat

    • 777


      • Schawing

        it says right there. bricfox.

    • http://twitter.com/beagleracing @beagleracing

      Isn't this the same picture of the girl Chive keeps advertising for the Brigade as an air force mechanic, but then when you click on the link it doesn't exist?

  • Lubacca

    #24 #17 something about the tri nips. Gets me every time. Barbells and boobies!!

    • Kevin

      Please chive. More #24

  • xXbeermonkeyXx

    #4 #11 #29 merry burnsday everyone!

    • Notknowing

      Spank you. Spank you very much.

    • joe

      You mean there are pics after #4

    • Tomas

      #29 FULL SIZED and with a better view of the NIP SLIP.

      You can thank me now, or you can thank me later. B)

  • James



    • fact checker

      with all the hot Canadian chivettes, shouldn't there be a Canadian meet up? Toronto? Halifax?

      • Morgan


        • mzf

          Winnipeg! GO JETS GO!

          • Notknowing

            Vancouver! GO CANUCKS GO! Vancouver is the California of Canada.

            • The Jeffrey

              Vancouver is a city, California is a state…dumbass!!! PS Canucks suck!!!

              • CanuckChiver

                Your comment was bang on until the last part. Canucks don't suck (other than the hockey team)…on the other hand our Chivettes are stunning! #16

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