Michelle Jenneke and her sexy pre-race routine set my heart ablaze (HQ Video)

My heart amongst other things…..holy freakin’ frijoles, she’s so damn cute it hurts.


BTW, this is Michelle Jenneke during the Junior World Championships in Barcelona 2012.

Music:
Sabrina – Boys boys boys

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  • MMky

    Yes That is Fantastic

    • SpacemanSpiff

      faptastic

      • Jake

        I hope the girl I end up marrying will look this gorgeous. Michelle is basically perfection, in my eyes.

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Yo jake we share a name but cmon man dont disgrace our kind like that
          #suchasicknameforsuchasicklad
          #uknowshesabeastinperson

    • patov40

      Aussie, Aussie, Aussie! Wow. Just wow….. B-)

      • Will

        Oy Oy Oy!

        • https://www.facebook.com/rnail3 Rusty Nail

          Definitely better than looking at Sally Pearson.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Queen. Attention. Whore.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – me, not so much

      • sixdeadelves

        i hate you so much… but love you too. i don't know what to do.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          …Miss me when I'm gone?

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "i hate you so much… but love you too. i don't know what to do. – sixdeadelves"

          • http://www.facebook.com/urriah.aguilera Urriah O. Aguilera

            too soon

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Those aussies, theyre pretty loose, ay??"
        Sheaksepeare didnt say that. This cunt ssid that"

    • Biggus Diccus

      I like to see her hurdle the ropes of jizz I shoot at her

    • Harry Longbahls Jr

      Chill out everyone. That dude is not that cute.

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Thumbs up to u and double birds to the rest

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          Well i mean i wont actually waste my time thumbsupping u but u hav my support.
          #wastingtimecommenting #totalyironic #sickhashtagssaymorethanievercould #wastingtimereadingmyhashtags #missionaccomplished

          • MylesofStyles

            #thisisnottwitter @douchebag

            • patov40

              Harry and JJ, busy giving each other reach arounds. Still not sure if they're blind, or just stupid. :p

              • Roughly Translated

                patov40 wants to suck your cocks.

                • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                  Cheers mate!

              • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

                Its j rake motherfuker

    • Impressive

      hot as hell and has the moxie to back up her warm up, good on you, all the best to you in the Olympics

      • JoeMammma

        Nice smile hott and roasts the competition, all good

        • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

          She def roasted that fuckin chink!
          #goodthingitsallwhiteguyshere
          #wellllllhopefully

    • Epitomizer

      It has been 24 hours now, and I keep coming back at least once every couple of hours. She is amazing. Not just just the incredible beginning, but the intensity she competes with, and then the second the crosses the line the smile is right back on her pretty face.

    • Jezza67

      Arghhhh, now I can't get that bloody song out of my head. Damn you 80's, damn you!

  • Macro

    I already watched this several times in a row today. She's adorable! (and semi-legal, depending on where you live)

    • Pirate

      where is 19 not legal?

      • Cory

        Here in Japan..

    • https://www.facebook.com/Archer424 Marc Herzog

      She's 19… where is this not legal?

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        Beastiallity my friends. Only legal amongst bogans and texans
        #aretheyallnamedbazza ??
        #fukyealooseaussies and fuk dallas! Get nutted come to philly4the crack

    • Macro

      Sorry, one source posted her age as 17. Calm the f**k down!

      • Relaaaaax

        Your the only one who needs to calm down bud

        • Big john

          Macro = one uptight Dude.

          • Tru Chiver

            telling him he needs to calm down/is uptight means we're right, amirite? KCCO

          • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

            Marco?? Veryyy loose butthole

    • https://www.facebook.com/DJPATRONAZTECH Leinad Odnucaf Azogaraz

      SHE DESERVES A JAILBAIT

      • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

        And the winner for creepiest commet/photo combo goes tooooooo

  • Sleep

    Randy is touching himself right now while watching this 😦

    • Mark

      So is Mark.

      • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

        Emzilla thought about it.

        • Barney Stinson

          no one gives a shit.

        • Ellen

          I want to like your nipples.

        • Misterkleen79

          Please do, don't let me stop you :$

  • Lok

    Well done Michelle, and thank you.

    • RSA - Why yes, hello

      Why is this warm up routine compulsory for ALL woman sports at the Olympics??

      • RSA - Why yes, hello

        Why is this warm up routine *not* compulsory for ALL woman sports at the Olympics?? Not enough blood in braaaiinn..

  • fool

    Damn she is fucking sexy!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/langer23 Christopher Lang

      It's sexier that she then proceeded to kick everyone's ass.

    • BuffaloJustSayin

      I can't stop watching…I've lost an hour so far today.

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    Yes please, and thank you

  • http://freshdub.tumblr.com KCO617

    Oh…oh wow…I need a moment. Things that bounce, hump, mind the gap, guys that like legs….the list is endless.

    • SteelHorseCowboy

      Agreed, it's like a buffet of Australian Hotness….

    • dick

      Perfectly timed sports moments

    • http://twitter.com/theterryburke @theterryburke

      fit girls

    • Moo

      Smile

    • Super Pants

      Cousin to volleyball shorts, girls tugging on their clothes.

    • Adam

      Sports bra!

      This girl just owns all the categories!

      • leylandliiiiid

        can also see tanlines

  • Mr C

    that was hot…….dat ass

  • Dick Salad

    I'm in love…

  • Jeff

    Wonder how she'd do in a pole vault competition?

    • Big Joe

      I see what you did there!

    • Eric

      Ill provide the poll 😉

      • Eric

        I'll Provide the Pole!!

  • Kerouac

    Must get a GIF !!!!!

  • Z_b

    dat smile

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Dat homooooo talkin bout smiles

      • ShakeyTheMoyle

        Somebody needs to talk with his quite voice…

    • gma

      What a terrific smile!

  • Jeff

    Those would be some fantastic hips to hold on to.

  • Patrondub

    it took me awhile but i finally managed to menstruate to this.

    • That Guy 13

      Took me no time at all!

      • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

        ..menstruate…?

        • Jacøb

          menstrubate?

  • RufioRufioRuFi

    Something tells me I could finish faster than her…

    • Salt

      Well played.

    • Drewseph

      I see what you did there.

    • WTF Mate

      lolsauce… tres bien

  • Faced

    I want to stick it in her Aussie

    • jestah

      when its pronounced 'Oz-Ee', your statement makes no sense

      • MrSusan20

        it makes no sense regardless of how you might pronounce it.

        • jestah

          i'm too dumb to know that

    • Wilko

      No you don't, there is a 8/10 chance it will bite you and kill you!! 😛

  • http://www.facebook.com/Josh.Geary Josh Geary

    I'd have sexy time with her, but I doubt I could catch her… 😦

    • Nishtai

      That's not sexy time… If you have to catch her, it's called 'rape'

      • Jacøb

        Yeah, Pepe LePew, it's generally advisable to go for girls who are running toward you, not away.

  • http://www.facebook.com/dennis.swearer Dennis Swearer

    I want her to win all the gold medals.

    • guest

      for some reason…. so do i… and i'm american!

  • JPPO

    Just 4 words: I AM IN LOVE!!! Amazingly sexy…

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      4 words. U mite be pedobear himself

      • MathPro

        Ummm… That's 5 words.

  • Tom

    she should quit her day job, and become theCHIVEs new mascot

    • saint

      agree

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    A runner with tits. who'd a thunk it?

    • PHappy

      Mexicans

  • bjorndavidson

    wow, most annoying song ever,…

    • Mark

      Agreed. The accompanying music video however was extremely useful to me as a teenage lad in the 80's.

      Skip forward to 2:43…

      • Dick Salad

        nippe slip at :43

        • Unfkngblvbl

          holy shit….and 2:35, 2:45 and 3:15. The whole damn video is a nip slip compilation.

          • funny

            couldnt stop laughing at your comment, and I then had to check out the times… nice

    • summer19

      u know how i know you're gay?

  • kevn

    why cant i see video on this site i used to be able too

    • https://www.facebook.com/wes.jones.104 Wes Jones

      If you're usin an iPhone, you need to turn your phone sideways to landscape mode so you can see the edge of the play button on the ride side towards the center of the screenshot.

      • guest

        because you touch yourself at night

        • right on

          word

  • Can't run for sh!t

    Infectious smile. Makes me want to dance. I wish I could have that much fun running.

    • Wally

      Makes me wonder what she's smilin' about . . .

  • Just Sayin'

    Go LoLo Jones 2012!

    • WTF Mate

      go blow yourself

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