A few quick solutions to everyday problems (20 Photos)

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #11 You're not looking desperate enough dearest <3Bob<3

    – think of having to get to bed with me, that'll help. STOP immediately when you get suicidal.

  • Bangerang

    #20 the only thing cats are good for. And even that is ridiculous. Cats are only good for laughing at on the internet

  • Verbal_Kint

    #2 I cant believe I'm just learning this now…. Fuck… I cant even tell you how many rolls of foil and plastic wrap I've spread all over my kitchen floor…

  • Mike

    #6 thanks Mac, I don't know what I'd do without you.

  • Mike

    #13 …… or just use a twist tie and save yourself 15 minutes, how fucking dumb

    • Mike sucks

      Cool how you commented on all these saying how dumb it was. Get a fucking life.

      • Craigery

        Don't shoot the messenger.

  • http://marcussam.com/blog/ marcussam

    #21 trick of the day, get 2 identical fishes name them 1 & 2..Later when 1 dies u still have 2….

    • ricco


  • Diggler

    #19 How do you go from step 4 to step 5? Do you have to tear the $5 or what?

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  • Scott

    Interesting cord combination….

  • http://twitter.com/JDS2041 @JDS2041

    #13 seems so obvious now!

    • xbod

      Interesting but not necessary. Whatever chocolate chips are left over after the cookie dough is made are promptly eaten.

  • http://www.facebook.com/patrick.ebarra Patrick D. Ebarra

    might be a dumb question but is #5 true

  • Deedubya

    #19 do 30 for a chive shirt isn't a good idea

  • Tony

    True story. I've done it 🙂

  • Tex

    Greatest. Chick-less Post. Ever. Thanks, Mac!

  • guest

    #8 penis stabber?

  • jonar777

    most importantly, keep calm and chive on

  • Tiger Uppercut

    #6 BRILLIANT!! ive been doing it wrong my whole life. Pack BEFORE you leave. mind=blown

    • Bill Brasky

      must be an inside joke

  • Poncho

    The fuck? #6?! No shit, chive you suck dick!

  • Ina

    #7 Nice try. This is 50/50 at BEST

    • USAF

      It's worked every time for me so far (twice)…Although, I put mine in a zip log bag, not just in a bowl out in the open.

      • Craigery

        Why do you guys keep dropping your phones in water? Did you lose your hands in an accident or something?

  • kate

    Thank you.
    The Chive solving my work boredom one tshirt at a time!!!

  • Carolina Chiver

    #6 As opposed to packing AFTER your trip?!

  • Average John

    #10 Ummm…..Windex is cheaper and not as much fun to drink. So I will just drink my Skyy…… 🙂

  • Jeb

    # 7 really works as long as you take the battery out and put both it and the phone into the uncooked rice seperatly.

    • insanely great

      if you forget to separate them, do you lose all your contacts? Or just your last 5 calls?? 🙂

    • Anon

      HAHA iPhones

  • JJL


    including chivery shirts?

  • MrsETCollins

    That is actually not that bad of an idea. My husband is in the Navy and goes on at least 2 deployments a year. We're getting our daughter a "Daddy Doll", a stuffed doll made from a picture of him in his uniform. And, I have a pillowcase with his picture on it that my daughter sleeps with now. Separation is hard and if you can find a way to make it a little easier, no matter what other people think of it, do it!

    • MrsETCollins

      Why this was added here and not on the actual post it was intended for is beyond me. Sorry about that!

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