A new batch of Russian mail-order brides have Visas, will travel (32 Photos)

Which would you add to cart?

  • ThaGnome

    hell yeah

    • ThaGnome


      • Agreed

        ^ gets my vote!

    • Underbaker

      Hell no! Not a single one of them showing any skill in the kitchen.

      • Bawdy bawdy

        **scroll really fast to comments section** what's the first thing that comes to mind… Hell yeah. Refresh button. Yes I'm first!

    • Daniel Tosh

      Lets send Mac to Russia to meet one of this brides.

    • huskernut

      bout half of them worthy

    • Brian

      I'll take the Mel Gibson special, please. Six months to a year of hot crazy sex, stopped suddenly by an unwanted pregnancy, then 18 years of "child" support so she'll never have to work again. Please also supersize me with a year or two of public humiliation, and litigation. Thanks

  • wantz

    where's the link to this site sofapfapfapfap

    • Deepfap

      Fapfapfap!Wantz has the right idea. Link it so I can flog the dolphin.

    • meee

      yes, we need the link to the site to fap.. I mean check the girls better…

    • checkingit2
    • http://twitter.com/HotRussianBride @HotRussianBride

      The site is http://www.hotrussianbrides.com. Come on over!

  • RastaJohnson

    Holy Jebus….

  • MOAR

    #2 Buy it now.

    • 1911

      I came here to say that. A lot of them are hot, but #2 looks like someone I could put up with.

      • Sold!

        She had me at Zdravstvuj! I can't help but think they all work for people like in the movie hostel!

    • st33

      I concur with the concurring.

    • Macro
      • Kowabunga

        how much does it cost…?

      • cole

        Wow. It's a wonder some of the people on that forum are "dating challenged."

    • Tomx569

      I'd add that to my kitchen. 🙂

  • Verbal_Kint

    add all / create harem.

    • sixdeadelves

      glorified live-in hookers… and i'm only bitter because i can't afford one…

    • Scott

      OMG I had the exact same thought scrolling, LMAO

  • whyme1973

    #3 #5 #29 Sold!

    • http://www.facebook.com/alan.carlson.96 Alan Carlson

      #29's head is huge, something wrong there

    • bcudi

      Same Choices nice taste

  • KeepinCalm

    as an answer to your question: ALL of them. #2 if I had to choose just one

  • WindyCityKid13

    #5 I'd add that to my shopping cart

    • McSmizzle

      looks like someone knows what's going on the Christmas list this year!! 🙂

  • derp

    #2 damn girl

  • RCT

    #2 how much is shipping? I'll worry about the handling. Haha.

    • B Dub

      And…….Shopify crashes again….. Harder to get than a green KCCO!

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #10 please

    • lukinhas

      #10 no bra no panties

      • Hu Flung Poo

        No problem!!! MMMMmmmmMMMM!!!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ryan.brown.1806253 Ryan Brown


  • wvufan

    #5, #11, #17 I would love to have at home waiting for me any day of the year!!!

  • Ken

    #5 looks like she would fuck on the first date! Add!

    • bdg

      If I bought her she would!!!!

  • Heisanidiot

    #14, but #2 or #30 if that one is sold out!

  • fun with drugs

    where the fuck is the order button

  • Dave

    #7 please. I just want to go there. I hear they throw themselves at American boys.

    • thetech2

      yes ,yes they do

    • Zuke

      Look at it this way; they're clearly willing to let some random guy more or less buy them just to be able to get away from their country and have some semblance of a life. They don't know if that guy is going to be abusive and utterly controlling, a fat hideous old man, some creepy murderer/rapist, or even a combination of all of the above, but they're willing to risk that. I'm guessing to an individual in the position that some of these girls are in finding a regular, even just sort of attractive guy who would be willing to take them back to the U.S. and provide for them would seem like winning the freaking lottery.

      The thing is that going there and realizing they're throwing themselves at you because they're hoping if they do whatever you want you'll take a legitimate interest in them and won't just sleep with them and scoot on out of there is pretty sad. I would have trouble taking advantage of someone like that, and I sure as hell wouldn't be able to feel good about it afterwards. If they were throwing themselves at me because I'm so extremely, unimaginably handsome I wouldn't have such an issue.

      • gigi

        I totally agree with you Zuke! im romanian and i see what goes on. THere is these rich men who come to Romania and they are not attractive at all. most of them are fat and have problem getting women. so they come to Romania and many eastern european countries and think that these women actually "like" them. GET REAL. These women are only throwing themselves at these men because they want a better life and the money if the man is rich. NO woman want some fat ugly disgusting american pig, but if the situation is bad enough they can fake until they make it. Theres a reason why the men are looking for women in other country, RED FLAG. the man probably has lots of issues getting women in his homeland so he looking in other places. many are also very very controlling and abusive because they know the woman will withstand it because she is willing to do anything to get out of the situation.

    • Gigi

      ya they throw themselves at american boys because of their situation and in this case they want a better life. trust me its not cause they actually like or care about you american boys, its cause they want a better life in America and the money. i know im eastern european. i guess it all works out cause most of these men who want mail order brides are gross , so they get their beautiul woman and she gets a better life.

  • guest

    I'm going to need a bigger cart.

  • Yummy

    #13 I just went from 6 o'clock to midnight

    • Tim

      I'm glad that I can't see what you did there.

    • Crooked

      Well at least you aren't a 6 to 2 o clock.

      • its_forge

        Mine's at 25 or 6 to 4 but some curvature is normal from what I hear

  • Harry Longbahls Jr

    I'm calling B.S.

    But #2 is incred

    • Problem

      your right on the B.S. It's Yvonne Strahovski

    • PiotrXC

      … wait for it… ible

  • Guz

    #3 Please!

    • killa cal

      Dood this girl is fine as hell. Seriously i'm in a happy relationship and would consider ordering her up and treating her like an angel for all eternity.

  • ChivesBiggestJunk

    Yes to all, except #8 #12 and #13. They just look like mutants so they get a big: FUCK NO!

    • Zuke

      Orly "ChivesBiggestJunk"?

      Now, I realize I'm making some assumptions here, but just going off of the not at all sophomoric name and the ever so mature and non-judgemental nature of your reply I'm sure you'd certainly be the type of gentleman who's so painfully charming that any women would be lucky to have you, let alone hideous dogs like these, right? How dare they even consider displaying their disgusting visage before one such as you?!

  • GargoyleB

    #26 #29 I can't decide!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

      #26 l

      • http://www.facebook.com/emily.gosling Emily Celeste Gosling

        Looks like she has something smelly permanently stuck on her upper lip.

  • loves sammiches

    #10 sploosh!!

  • JAD

    you give me a two for #10 and #24

  • 1911

    Same skirt?

    #19 #29

    • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

      They must have a Russian Glamour Shots

    • whyme1973

      By God! You're right! They must have made 2 of them…maybe more.

      • BrianS


    • Randy

      It's Russia what do you expect

    • Haha

      Hiring agency only had one skirt left. They knew nude would only be censored once it got on the chive

    • nick

      buy one at full price, get the second half off

    • http://twitter.com/fchezenko @fchezenko

      I've bad news for ye bro …..

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