Bert Kreischer is the Machine (Video) : theCHIVE

Bert Kreischer recounts a trip to Russia during Joe Rogan’s podcast that may just be the greatest story of all time.

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first lool
Ryan

Two things that will make you a more interesting and happy person, TheChive and Joe Rogan's Podcast.
Jeremy

Powerful Bert Kreischer!
ocitsalocs

haha I remember seeing this years ago. Still a classic story haha

https://www.facebook.com/mortenfriis Morten Friis

Ahhhh – so you saw this video, with the audio from a Joe Rogan podcast from 04-05-2011 (podcast #95), years ago? Makes sense.

Nuge

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Mentos Fresh

Joe Rogan. BJJ brown belt, 10PJJ black belt, Tae Kwon Do 2nd dan black belt and U.S. Open Champion, Stand-up comic, Fear Factor host, UFC commentator, psychedelic drug experimenter, medical marijuana supporter/user. Dude is epic.

87eddiemac

My only claim to fame like this was racking up some many drunken charges one day with two college buddies that the judge the next day condensed them all into a single "committing mayhem" charge.

EdsAri

if i havent heard it its new to me! thanks CHIVE!. 5 years old and still fucking HILARIOUS!
passwordistaco

When Rolling Stone declares you "Number One Partier in the Nation" you better have a Russian mob train robbery party story.
The Machine

I'm changing my name to The Machine
noodle

I wanna party with the machine
MylesofStyles

Next time I'm required to wear a name tag, you can bet your ass it's going to read, "THE MACHINE".
Zedhere

The JRE is the greatest pod cast of all time.

me…bn

I want to party with The Machine!!!
Kylie

Great story. You should hear the one about him and Tracy Morgan getting kicked out of a club. THE MACHINE!!!!

SGT_Fati

LMAO! Seriously, do you have time to tell it again?
Rapture

Couldn't get pass 20 seconds. Pretty much if you can listen to this bullshit you you're fucking annoying. End of line.

Ryan

Ohhhh somebody is pissed because their life is boring and can't appreciate a good story.
Igor

<<< spits vodka in Raptures eyes

Wannamaker

How about the Volcano burning in the studio?
I don't know

Before every podcast until recently rogan did an ad for the fleshlite.

davidhendu

Lol awesome story. I wish people cared to hear mine this much.
in1ear&outurmother

Powerful Bert Kreischer ….Train by day.. Joe Rogan podcast by night!!! KCCO!!!
Samster

I understand that this dude is acomedian and the whole story might be made up but the sad part is that it is totally plausible. Russia has been corrupt for centuries.

Doohickle

i would agree it may be fake if it wasn't for the fact i had a friend who went to russia about 4 years ago and the stories he told me were almost as crazy

PJ

LISTEN UP COCKSUCKA! JOEY FUCKIN DIAZ!
BladeIcewood

yup. for sure best story ever
Reid

Love the JRE! Laughed when I noticed the Flesh Light on the ground! Haha I wanna see a Joey Diaz story done in South Park form!!
Cheers bitches!
D_C

Bert told the story much better on the TNT Radio Empire:
http://www.tntradioempire.com/AUDIO/podcast/16488…
Noliftlines

Notice Sarah Palin is one if The Machine's classmates?