The bizarre and often brilliant messages left in bathrooms (47 Photos)

Via Coedmagazine

  • beserker

    #12 philosopher in the making here…
    #13 is awesome!

    • Jamie

      Those are just great!


    • Emzilla

      It's a good thing #13 is in a bathroom, because I'm pretty sure I would shit my pants if I turned around to see that behind me.

  • Mr. T

    #12, never thought about it that way…

    • Wisti

      One of the guys I used to study with shared a house with 3 other dudes…I was over there one day and the brother comes out of the bathroom super excited "We have toilet paper!?! =D" It was the one ply one of them stole from the school…So be happy your tuition buys you some at all :]

  • Cero

    Anyone else wonder what #40 says?

    • Chris Neville

      It's some girl who wrote the whole of a Harry Potter book on the back of a door. No idea why???

      • Kahless

        No wonder it takes them forever….

    • anon

      i heard that it was the first chapter of harry potter or some thing like that.

    • ick

      it kinda looks like writing on the rosetta stone

    • bigcityreem

      I thought it was the U.S. Constitution

    • Anomanom

      Doctoral thesis perhaps?

      • HatBomb

        Good Will Hunting, II.

    • Tronbe

      Yeah, it's the whole of Harry Potter. I've seen this before.

    • chicago

      Adobe Reader v1.0 user license agreement…

  • casing

    Now that's funny

  • KOrigin

    I lost it at #2 and #45

    • RayRay

      They should have wrote, "I just got F'ed by an alien."

      • mellow

        Thinking the same thing…

        • FunKiller

          Well, wouldn't it be "I AM the alien…..and I just fucked someone?" Unless it was a chic that wrote it, then it would be correct.

          • TomTheCameraGuy

            One of those crazy bitches that keeps the condom to impregnate herself with alien jizz later

            • FunKiller

              It's always the crazy ones that are the most fun….but will ultimately give you the most problems in the end……did that just rhyme?

  • Wickedslick

    #16 I don't know why, but I can't stop giggling at this one.

    • BSmike

      I'll never look at another one of these hooks without thinking about this and giggling now.

  • JJJ

    #27 is really well drawn given the circumstances….

    • Iggy Catalpa

      Shouldn't it say "UNloading"?

  • Confused

    WTF is up with the ultra cluttered comments section?

    • Schnizz56

      Been asking the same thing for the last few weeks. Guess chive don't fricken care 😦

  • bkfrijoles

    #47 Cool Story, Bro

    • Perry

      Can you tell it again…

    • FunKiller

      Do you tell that story at parties? you should……

    • Justin

      I can't figure out if he remembers the plane ride better than Disney, or if he remembers Disney World (Florida) better than Disney Land (Cali).

  • jasgat66

    #45 NEVER trust a fart

    • SUPer4Life

      I thought it was "Never trust an elf"….or was Gimli just being paranoid?

    • DaGODFather10

      Yep he sharted!!

      • Frank

        Never trust a fart… in public. If you shit your pants at home, its ok.

  • Medieval

    #47, Even if im in the middle seat i can look out the window for hours too. Its really awkward for the person in the window seat.

  • MohawkJon

    I just laughed out loud in an er with screaming patients.
    I'm not getting kind looks right now.

    • TNchiver

      Glad I'm not the only hospital employee chiving it up right now! This whole post had me cracking up!

    • FunKiller

      Maybe it's because you have a Mohawk……Jon.

      • Leddy420

        Fuckin hipster nurses

        • FunKiller

          Careful, Leddy….one might end up saving your life!

          • Leddy420

            I work in a hospital, nurses don't save lives…Doctors? yes.

            • FunKiller

              But they could….hell, I might have the chance to save your life sometime…although it's pretty doubtful but I guess the nurse would have a better chance at it…..I'm an IT guy, I don't much knowledge in saving lives, mostly computers.

              • Leddy420

                I am also an IT guy, in a hospital! Typically they leave the "life saving" scenarios to the doctors. Nurses are not expected to save someones life in typical day-to-day hospital operations – patient care, blood pressure, blood tests, paperwork etc. is what they mostly deal with.

                • FunKiller

                  So if said hipster nurse found a discrepancy in your paper work that was life threatening….'technically' the hipster nurse saved your life…or at least played a big roll in it?
                  (this is all said with humor btw)

                  • Leddy420

                    Hahaha I guess in that case, yes the hipster nurse would get credit for saving lives. Excuse me while I go take a stroll on a mental health unit!

                    • FunKiller

                      Hahaa, I'll see ya there!!

                    • Homos

                      You two should take this conversation over to match dot com.

                    • FunKiller

                      Great idea, thanks Homos!

  • Max

    "All that you love will be carried away"

  • Samcanuck

    As a tradesman, here are my favorite I've seen.

    Here I sit broken hearted, went to shit but only farted. Went back to work and took a chance, cut a fart and shit my pants.

    Those who write on bathroom stalls should roll up shit in little balls. Those who read these words of wit should eat those little balls of shit.

    The meek shall inherit the earth…if thats ok with you guys.

    • Master_Rahl

      gotta admit, the meek one was funny

    • heywood jablowme

      my personal favourite is; some come her to shit and stink. Others come here to sit and think. I come here to scratch my balls and read the filth written on these walls.

    • Red

      Two I'll always remember: "I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy" and "Here I sit my cheeks a flexin' giving birth to another Texan".

      Sorry Texas Chivers.

    • shane

      Company makes a dollar.
      I make a dime.
      That's why I shit
      On company time.

    • Peter Reenkle

      Here i sit, tired and dirty, trying to shit until 3:30

  • Liong
  • sup_brahh

    #2 Would that not mean an alien fucked him? …Awkward…

    • funk

      its in the womens room.

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        It's too messy for the ladies toilet.

        Everyone knows their toilets have wallpaper, drapes, sofas and fresh-cut flowers.

        Not stained tiling and missing hooks. Or graffiti.

        • holyshit

          False! Every woman's room I've been in has been dirty as shit. Bitches don't flush.

          • Ifarted

            The ladies room is a freakin nightmare. The ones I have seen are full of blood and shit.

            • Roger

              Well so are you, but really, women are fucking filthy when it comes to this shit.

          • AnyoneForCoffee

            That's American wimmin for you. Disgusting.

    • Christopher Tripp

      Women's handwriting for sure

  • MigraineBoy

    #21 Like I give a crap…

  • jimctu

    #16 hahahaha this one is definitely the best! loled hard <img src=";;;width="1" height="1" border="0"><img src="; width="1" height="1"/><img src="; width="1" height="1" alt="Map" style="border: 0px;" /><img src="; width="1"/>

    • Kristen

      Hahaha…retarded Jim just laughed out louded. You fucking moron.

  • Scott

    Ron Jeremy, you can stand at the free throw line….

  • heywood jablowme

    #39 if thats the case then all you need to do is listen to lady caca or whatever dafuk its name is.

    • fibonacci5150

      Hell Freezes Over all day in my car now just for this prick, Get Over it!

    • @McBeastie666

      If it's a decision between Gaga and the Eagles I'll just shoot myself in the head. The Dude was right…not the fuckin' Eagles, man.

    • nuccabay

      the eagles are legendary…this guy sucks

  • Andyrew711

    #43 is so awesome.


    #37 is maynards to lyrics from aniema….

    • Binx_

      Nope… Bill Hicks… RIP

    • Mustard

      only stoners listen to Tool.

    • Geo

      "Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration – that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather." – Bill Hicks

      (also appears in the intro to the song Third Eye on the Tool album Ænima, if you have any fucks to give)

  • Rollee

    Tough three were some good ones here, the best 3 I've seen:

    In a strip club – "Could be your daughter someday"

    At the bottom of a stall door – "Beware of limbo dancers"

    Stall wall – "Jesus is the answer" below that "What is the question" below that "Who is Matty Alou's brother?"

  • Mx422

    "Why are you looking up here? The joke is in your hand."

  • Static

    best one I ever saw….

    "Some people come to sit and think,
    Some people come to shit and stink,
    I come here to scratch my balls,
    and read the writing on the walls."

    • Billy

      Nope best one is…….Here I sit brokenhearted, tried to shit but only farted.

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