Mac Faulkner is Forever Alone (27 Photos)

Mac Faulkner makes his living in the friend zone here at theCHIVE offices. In real life, he's a strange character, but he might just be brilliant. His hog-bonkers Twitter Machine has become wildly popular if you like cats, Mac's mother, and ninjas.

Here is some of Mac's greatest misses and some new ones ...

Thanks so much to Jordan Franks for coming from Michigan to theCHIVE offices. Her COTW gallery goes live this Thursday and it’s outstanding.

Jordan’s Twitter Machine RIGHT HERE.

(and I’m told White Logo Tees go live Thursday as well for the first time ever here)

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  • Matt T.

    #27

    You killed Jordan Franks!

    • Hwall

      You Bastard!

      • Captain Obvious

        It's fake. I can tell by the shadows.

        • jeff c.

          yep i can always tell when they don't use real dragons..

    • HatBomb

      Oh no, just horribly disfigured.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That was me!!1!

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – the one that loves grilled food

      • http://thechive.com/ bkfrijoles

        HOLY Shit its Paula ^^^^^^

        • panama99

          I didn't know Paula could fly…….

          • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

            I can do a lot of things you don't know about…

            Hugs,
            Paula
            – the one you love to hate

            • Jesus

              However, her ability to breathe fire is largely unsurprising.

  • Debbie

    #8, #9, #2

    Always hysterical, Mac. And congrats to Jordan!!!

    • HatBomb

      The SJU hover hand, so close, yet so far.

    • zissou

      So the next design shirt for the chive should be called '' the intern'' and show a black and white mac on an awkard pose with 3d glasses. You are welcome Chive i want my money now

  • todd

    #27

    It was just never meant to be

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I fucking lost it when I saw this

    • Chris

      To freaking funny that last video clip. You guys are great.

  • Grant

    #15 is by far the best hahaha well done Mac!

  • KCO617

    #17 led to #19….the only pink he can get in his face.

    • http://www.ratemypoo.com RawDog

      Mac has a drink…. wait no eating ice cream problem.

  • ThatsMyName

    How does he do it? has a cat post….hangs out with ridiculous women. This does not equate anywhere else on planet earth. ur one of my heroes bro!

    • http://www.facebook.com/marksantiagorea Mark Rea

      I like to think that some day I'll get to hang out with Mac…

  • Capt. Obvious

    #27 World of Warcraft wet dream????

  • DUBU2DEATH

    #17
    send my houston meet up invite mac!!!!!

  • WhoDatTiger

    #6 had me laughing hysterically. Hang in there Mac, someday you can get out of the friendzone…

    • Tillman61

      Me too – funniest thing I've seen in a long time

  • http://twitter.com/MirandaKGaines @MirandaKGaines

    #11 #15 I would sexually harass Mac if I worked at the Chive office

    • FunKiller

      Well, that makes one……

      • Tiber_Septim

        yes, but she doesn't really know him

        • FunKiller

          …yet!

    • hoot

      amen. think i'm in love with him. yum yum yum

  • Jess

    This is the greatest running gag ever.

    • Woop

      True story – as if MAC cant get all the ass he wants. Still awesome gag tho. haha

    • MOAR

      Couldn't agree more. It never gets old.

    • Alan Smithee

      I know I'm swimming against the current, but this bit is getting a bit tiresome.

  • Brother Maynard

    #6 funny as hell.

  • SuperDanMan4290

    #22 – If a girl can look at me like that…… only if. :-/

    Best,

    ~SuperDanMan

  • benquixote

    I can always tell when they use fake dragons.

  • cameldeep

    wots with all quotes o nt witter mac folflmao

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Drink much?

  • Medieval

    #6, Bwaahaha!! Cracks me up.

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    Awkward Mac is Mac.
    I mean…
    awkward….

  • wkdfrog

    #9 Mac is not in this picture as far as I can tell

    • realio

      I think that photo was taken at Fluxx- unless Sara wore the same outfit to Fluxx another night. She is smoking hot in person.

      "yow-wie:" – Clucky the SNL chicken

  • Nigel

    Have you accepted Mac as your savior? I have.

  • tv_paul

    #9 There's something I've never seen before. SJU "Hover Hand" a guy. My condolences.

    • mdubs

      Hilarious. I didn't even notice the "hover hand" until reading this. There are too many distractions in that pic.

      • tv_paul

        Believe me it took about 2 or 3 minutes of staring at this for me to notice too. I'm with you on her "distractions". Honestly, I'd happily accept a "hover hand" from her any day of the week.

    • the apprentice

      The difference in facial expressions is priceless

    • dusty0601

      SJU giving the hoverhands. That's cold.

  • GI Joe

    #9 Sara Jean's bewbs would get a smile out of a stone….Oh I see they did…

  • kng_nthn

    #9 I can't feel bad for the guy because of this pic right here.

  • Gimli's Beard

    MAC IS MY FAVORITE!

  • https://www.facebook.com/bolekas Brandon Olekas
    • Frankensense

      "Flipped" off

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      I think that's the joke, fella!

      Mac rules!

  • Kiki

    Poor Mac. I would go on a date with him

    • The Village Idiot

      I'd hang with Mac and, be his daddy.

    • pearlstardust

      I second this.

    • https://www.facebook.com/nzalog Norbert Zalog

      It's a scam! Don't feel sorry for him, that's how he gets ya!

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