A little inspiration goes a long way (25 Photos)

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  • Rexkwando

    I like cheetos

    • I Need a Detox

      Cheetos > Fritos

      • GingerbreadMan

        Have your tried the flaming hot fritos? Theyre pretty good

        • Woody

          They make my bung hole burn the next day

          • FunKiller

            But they're totally worth it.

          • Frank M

            Your dad make my bung hole burn the next day.

        • Max

          Hot Cheetos and takis!

    • morebeer

      https://s3.amazonaws.com/luuux-original-files/boo

      We've got nacho cheese cheetos around here

  • habsfanx

    I did not want to be 1st…. but KCCO from Canada !!!

    • Lebowski

      Choke on a dick, Habs blow donkey balls.

      • habsfanx

        chock on your Shitty flag your fag !!!

    • Jew Jew Bee

      Both of those replies were very un-chive like! Welcome!

      • Canucks_Rule

        true. and the canucks > habs anyway. 😛

        • Kristen

          Luongo sucks balls.

  • http://www.facebook.com/shannon.coverdale.3 Shannon Coverdale

    #5 Yeah, that's legit

    • ddd

      at first glance it seems ridiculous, but it is possible.

      • Dwide Schrude

        "I should have gotten the tacos. The burritto was 90% rice!" – Malcolm X.

  • IrishInNJ

    #1 I get stressed when people comment on what I'm doing.

    • FunKiller

      Are you really going to comment a comment like you just commented without any repercussions? ……k, I kind of lost my train of thought there.

  • Gonasiphaherpalitis

    #17 Hehe, she said cock.

    • That 70s Shoe

      #17 Shut up you fucking whore, your mommy made you a child actor. That does not give you the right to preach about confidence. Your mommy dragged you to auditions since you were 4, every fucking word you release through your publicist is bullshit. You're the hero of the uneducated drunken hipster idiot of doomed generation.

      • Jinkies

        Says the guy named "That 70s Shoe"

      • asdasd

        U mad bro?

      • Urethra Franklin

        Ashton Kutcher is pissed off today

      • Mac

        Dude chillll stress free zone remember

      • Mason420

        I would still like to have sex with her. If you know what I mean.

  • pudds13

    Thanks for the pick me up.kcco

    • aoi

      nice selections chive, one of the most positive posts

    • Jim

      I would push my weenie down mila's throat

  • twd22285

    #6 What am i doing with my life.. Really did not want to get slapped in the face with reality today Chive.

    • Boomer Sooner

      Agreed, this one is pretty heavy.

    • Kellie

      What are you doing with your life? It appears you are a firefighter? If yes, you are helping others and impacting the lives of the people you've saved.

      You haven't truly lived until you've impacted the life of another person.

      You, sir, are doing great with your life. Thank you for your service and sacrifice.

  • https://www.facebook.com/alex.b.barraza.5 Alex Borlin Barraza

    After losing my job friday this gallery really helped me relize what i have to do!!!

    • twd22285

      Alex, Hang in there man! Keep your head up. From one Chiver to the other: I wish you the best of luck in your new ventures

      • FunKiller

        ^^^ He's fallen down before too! Keep you head up, and always KCCO. Something will come around, it always does.

    • cleojones

      KKCO.. you will find a better job than ever before!!!

    • Frank M

      I need my shoes shined.

    • Bruce Wayne

      Fap to Mila?

    • Wisti

      Get on welfare? Get a new job? Date a rich woman (or man) and pretend you care about her/him?

    • StevieB

      Buy some deodorant?

  • CLTChiver

    #19 Is the truth.

    • Ted

      It's also like birth control…

  • derk

    #26 Found out the other day that my grandpa met Carl Sagan once. Very cool to know, Carl Sagan was such an inspiration to me.

    • Kristen

      Liar.

  • TCSthesecond

    #15 Midtown

  • Doug

    A Joel Osteen quote, really? Come on Chive you can do better than this.

    • fuck evangelists

      Yeah seriously. Fuck that guy. Fuck his big ass church in Houston, fuck his scams and fuck his pal Perry.

      • 15Weight

        Wow…your hate covers a lot in such a small space. You should try to think of the Chive boards as a #1.

    • map

      Sounds like you're a "tolerant" liberal. Your way or the highway…correct?

      • screw osteen

        Shut up dude, politics aside, Osteen is a scumbag. He exploits peoples' religious beliefs for personal gain.

        • thedude325

          What is wrong with Osteen?

      • DieHipsterScum

        Oh man, exactly why I hate living in Austin, TX. Too many mouth-breathers squawking noisily about tolerance and open-mindedness and free love, yet abiding by none of those things. Welcome to the paradoxical liberal mindset of today's youth. Can't wait to get back to a place where guys talk about tits and beer and sports in place of the self-righteous bullshit I hear down here.
        Nothing sexier than a guy who doesn't act like a fucking girl. Hipsters, BLEGH.

    • A BiPolar Guy

      If a quote is good, the source is irrelevant. Wether we like the source or not, the words are what they are, for us to agree or disagree with. Me, I have some issues with that sentiment whoever said it. I don't think it is original to him, btw.

      • Kix

        Hitler said some inspiring things…

      • Steve

        But Hitler once said "hard work will set you free"… that didn't end well for anyone.

        Sources matter.

        • carina

          I agree – sources give the fundamental context of what is being said. On the other hand, without knowing the source people can interpret the words how they choose to.

          • Asshat

            Read World War Z. It may be a work of fiction, but the part where they were "interviewing" the racist that came up with the plan to exterminate the blacks if they ever took over during South Africa's apartheid was "deep". The man had made this plan with its intent to exterminate a race. It was used to exterminate the zombies (I did mention that it was a work of fiction, right?) instead. His mind snapped under the weight of his guilt and he began thinking that he was a black guy.

            Clearly we can't expect real "monsters" to feel guilt, but it is up to us to limit their capabilities. Hitler did a lot of things that were evil and I'm not excusing him nor defending him. He did a few good things too like come up with the idea for the Beetle. Just because Hitler came up with the Beetle doesn't mean that it is an evil car.

            On second thought maybe I'm just a dumb ass that thinks working hard is a good character quality.

  • caleb

    #18 I like it. Back to school! Sorry, I love my job.

    • Shawn

      Back to school! Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool! I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight!

  • Dwreck

    F f f finally some motivation for the day

  • Dylan

    What is this – pintrest?

    • Carl

      No

  • Suck me dry

    #3 suck me dry 'til it hurts

    • FunKiller

      and if that doesn't work….try again!

  • egodeus59

    #13 That doesn't sound like something the Shakyamuni Buddha would say.

    • Trixi

      It seems to be a bastardization of the Buddha's quote; Holding onto anger is like grasping it with the intent of throwing it; you are the only one who gets burned.

      But, imagine you already knew this.

  • dreamweaver

    #6 is right on. Now if i could just figure out what i want to do when i grow up.

  • Chaz

    Yes, but he is also way better at math than I am!
    #2

  • tv_paul

    #17 Edit the "iness" off and you have the start to a great celebrity Penthouse Forum letter.

  • supersport

    #19 Sounds about right

  • Macro

    This entire post is a typographic nightmare.

    • https://www.facebook.com/ScubaCarlos Carlos Garcia

      Heil Grammatik

  • Guest

    not going to have enough room in my cubicle to hang most of these

  • Gallus

    #6 – Ain't it the truth!!!

    • JAY

      AMEN

  • Verbal_Kint

    #19 I wish more people used deodorant. I mean common sense..

    • DaddyD

      Be thankful you don't live in India.

      • Verbal_Kint

        I am.

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