This Chivette should own the patent on the underboob (24 HQ Photos)

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You'll recognize the photos below b/c this anonymous Chivette has pretty much owned the Friday HQ DAR over the last few weeks. I have no idea how much work it takes to create this kinda' body but I imagine she's logged some hours at the gym. Plus her submissions are just so damn creative, a quality I look for in every Chivette submission.

Anyway, thank you whoever you are, for making the HQ DAR a better place. Enjoy...

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  • AaronK

    Dark knight rises sucked

    • MohawkJon

      I do not agree with your opinion but I will fight to the death for your right to say it.
      But relevance to the topic at hand…
      0 / 10

    • Kris

      You know something? YOU SUCK!

      • Kris

        I suck too though, pretty hard

      • joe biden

        sorry he is correct, fucking three hours of nothing……… it sucked ass….

        • Barry Obama

          I'm Barack Obama, and I approve this message….

          • Valerie Jarrett

            You two dumb fucks did not run this by me.

          • Eric Holder

            I gave you a thumbs up for bailin' my ass out on that whole Fast and Furious thing.

            • Jon Corzine

              Hey, Eric. Thanks for not pressing charges. Tell your boss the campaign contribution is on the way…turns out we did find a litlle bit of that money.

    • Hannibal Lecter

      errmygerd, no derk face pics !!!


    • Firefighter58

      Dark Knight Rises was awesome!!!! Maybe you should stick to watching the care bears!

    • bhjjk

      Yes. It was god awful. This comment made me happy. Just knowing someone else in the world thinks like I do. :)

  • Rick Garcia

    Where do I get one?


      5 Guarantees

      ….. Gym rat(bored with excess time)
      ….. 35 YRS+
      ….. Insecure
      ….. Owned by a numbskull
      ….. 100% Underfucked!

      • weldsoft

        "….. Owned by a numbskull "

        What's that expression?

        "Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score!"

      • Slauterhause

        Rofl, those all sound just fine to me. I'm buying.

    • Dave

      So why not show us your clam?

  • DickFister

    I should have been a cowboy

    • Child Please

      And she'd STILL be out of your league lol

    • AT1 MexiCAN

      Well you'd be screwed, because she's a sooner fan! hahahaha

      • ChurchoftheFonz

        She's a Sooner fan, too? How AWESOME!!!!!! BOOMER SOONER, BABY!!!!!!!!!!!!
        Much love from Tulsa, and way to represent!!

    • Kyle429

      "…Should've learned to rope and ride, wearin' my six-shooter, ridin' my pony on a cattle driiiiiiive, stealin' the young girls hearts, just like Gene and Roy, singin' those campfire songs, oh I should've been a cowboy."

      Also, dat ass.

      • WTAF

        I'd like to rope her and ride dat ass!

        I'll show her my six-inch shooter!

        She stole my heart!

        Holy fuck, this is all terrible! I'm so sorry! Couldn't help but let my dumbassery loose there! Seriously though, this girl has an amazing body, and i'm assuming an equally gorgeous face!

  • Hank Hill

    Perfect woman. I tell ya what!

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Not a single picture of her in the kitchen. So she get's a 9/10

    • Drew

      Not perfect at all. Doesn't exist. Never fails … great natural tits always = so-so bum.
      Still overall hot though.

      • Hank Hill

        If that ass is so-so, then I'd so, so grab that sumbitch and never let go. Looks amazing to me. I tell ya what.

  • @Violaceousgirl

    She looks like a model but if she anonymous then ???

    • Anonanon

      This Woman is a man. Check out the hands and the forearms. #17

    • pst1981

      she looks a lot like u;)

      • @Violaceousgirl

        [= I'm hoping theChive will send me a shirt soon!

      • Nar

        Gosh, she sure does

    • @LosTorre

      Your hot enough for your own post….get creative

      • @Violaceousgirl

        its hard to get creative since I take all my own pics. i'd need a photographer =/

        • @LosTorre

          A photographer is helpful, but not necessary. Your smile and different poses can go a long way

        • pst1981


        • Big_James

          Where are you located my wife and I own a photo studio. ;-)

        • @Violaceousgirl

          if anyone seriously wants to then DM me on twitter with YOUR location. i'll let u know if i live near there.

          • Kristen


            • Corey

              I have a feeling thats ^ the anonymous chivette!

              • nerd

                quick chive! track down her IP address! find her!

          • d.c.

            i seriously want to and am in kansas but my girlfriend would kill me if I didnt bring you home and unwrap you for her!

        • mikey

          holy shit you're hot. you have amazing tits

    • AT1 MexiCAN

      So you're a Bud light girl….and you're a gamer….no one, i repeat NO ONE here will hit on you:)

  • thatwasfun

    #7 would love to roll in the hay with her

    • derp

      thank you captain obvious now shaddupa

    • Christopher Lang

      No you wouldn't. Hay is itchy.

  • Dingpiece

    I want her to spoon me my cereal… bed.

    • Guest

      Hello, Oedipus Complex.

      • George Washington

        well played haha

    • levian

      Lol Idk what's with the thumbs down, I had me a good laugh

  • tv_paul

    #17 I definitely agree..please KEEP.

    • perfarted

      the rock hard body has given me a rock hard boner

    • @valorikx221

      Is that Angelia Jole's hand?

    • McSmizzle

      I don't know what the guy above me was trying to say but this chick is hot as hell, but holy man hands batman..

      • @valorikx221

        I was refering to Angelia Jole's man hands. nm

    • Steve Buffington

      Lunch… I'd have that three times at least.

  • Alex Haschen

    Where does she surf in OK?

    • NJ_Chiver

      It's a wake board…..

      • wakesurfer

        No, its a wakesurf board, big difference

    • eric

      behind a boat

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Where ever the fuck she want's, with that smokin body.

    • Kyle

      Anyone know where she scored that BFM sticker

  • gels


    • Christopher Lang

      My home state.

      • ChurchoftheFonz

        She would be a Horrible Boss…like Jennifer Aniston. Woof!!!!

      • EE2268

        Me too. Although smokin body. Would not do. because OU.

        • MaceofBass

          Haha yeah buddy, it'd totally be up to you

  • Jeff

    #2 forget the underboob, can I mind that fantastic gap?

    • ChurchoftheFonz

      What has been seen cannot be unseen, but the gap is truly amazing as well….

    • JHL1

      NEVER forget the underboob

    • Steve Buffington

      Queen of the side-crotch, too.

  • dave

    Dear amazing chivette, please reveal yourself….for the good of mankind

    • JHL1

      ….or at least for the bad of mankind…..

  • tv_paul

    #2 Livin' on the edge…

    • SOhioChiver

      She stands like a body builder, she's not married, she has an amazing body, she obviously works hard at keeping in shape, she's not shy, wonder why she can't show her face? Maybe she has a job in politics.

  • shawn

    #17 holy crap.

    • Jeff

      No, holy gap!

    • Slauterhause

      That's just silly hot.

  • Kigali
  • Kelowna Chiver

    I wanted MOAR of all these girls, and it's one girl?? How about Chivette of the year!?!?!!!

    • devil's advocate

      agreed! I second that!

      • Sid

        All for? AYE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Undergrad

    …mother of god…#10

    • Random

      That is one of the hottest pics I have ever seen.

      • lexi


  • AdamS

    Hook 'Em Sooner, looking damn fine!

    • ChurchoftheFonz

      Boomer, Longhorn…..see ya Oct 13. She'll be looking fine in that Crimson & Cream!

  • NJ_Chiver

    #5 …. I've had all I can stands and I cant stands NO MORE…. IM MOVING TO OKLAHOMA!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • MajorTom

      Been here half my life. Still haven't found her.

    • ChurchoftheFonz

      Yes, it is quite lovely here!

    • Joe Washington

      #15 is Lake Hefner in Oklahoma City if it helps…
      She is gorgeous…

      • EE2268

        False location. We do not have sand at lake Hefner. We have rock and clay… Oklahoma's finest red dirt.

        • Joe Washington

          Yeah well you're a dumbass and I hope you're not from here.
          On the West side of Hefner are the public boat docks. That jetty that
          she is laying on runs from North to South. Google Earth it…
          Oh #1 is the walkway to said public docks. dumbass

          • EE2268

            I live half a mile from Hefner. I've been around the 10k trail. I've even hoped to be proven wrong by Mr. Washington and Google Earth. But, nonetheless Mr. Washington, there is no sand at Lake Hefner… and anything that would be on the West side of Lake hefner going north to south would be on the banks of this great ole mudhole water supply. I'd love to be proven wrong. But I think i've missed the point here. That point is #13

            • bob

              Ya. Not Hefner.
              I too am searching OKC for this lovely lady. Alas Im afraid she may be from elsewhere in the state.

  • NYchiver

    #21 If only we knew who this angel from above is

    • BenB

      I thought there was a post already with this full pic?

    • its_forge

      She's the president of Ihaveagorgeoustwatistan.

  • Alpha_Dog

    "All good things must come to an end" ~ but oh, what an end at that!

    • NZ Chiver

      I agree! lots of great pic but that one would be my favourite

  • Breez63

    Just quit my job, packing my sh*t, moving to Oklahoma. Surely the pound will pick up the dogs and someone will take in those kids.

    • Notknowing

      Don't forget to check in with us when you find her.

  • SKiN


  • @Violaceousgirl

    also i have the EXACT same shirt as #5

    • sjd

      Prove it

      • Kyle


      • @Violaceousgirl

        I just moved so once I unpack all my stuff I'll find it. its the same but its purple instead of that red.

        • I remember...

          …that shirt. I used it to wipe my spoadie off your face.

        • weldsoft

          Hate to nit-pic … but I just can't resist when people say it's "exactly the same", only different.

          but find yourself some nice jean shorts and we'll all be happy to compare!

          • @Violaceousgirl

            haha, well when i first saw it I didn't really notice the color difference.

            • weldsoft

              So, are you color blind? If so I'm afraid I'll have to break up with you.

              Sorry, it's not me, it's you.

              • @Violaceousgirl

                rofl. no. i don't want to get into specific details cuz i doubt you'd care, but if you REALLY are that much of a nit-pic…
                I recognized the shirt because of that string that goes across that you can tighten. i specifically remember that from my shirt because they are usually meant for people less endowed than me. and so that part of the shirt goes right across my chest (rather than under it).
                i have a million plaid shirts like that in all different colors. but the design of the actual fit of the shirt is exactly like that. May I rest my case? Or are you gonna QQ more? ;) jk

                • weldsoft

                  A million shirts? And I thought I was bad with over 40. Tsk tsk tsk, bragging about your bust size!

                  I reserve the right to tease you again later when you post pics of your shirt, but I'm good.

                  You may rest your case ;)

    • Roco

      not true until seen

    • Ross

      Pictures or it didn't happen ;)

  • Roco

    made my weinus tingle

    • ChivetoSurvive

      hahaha. comment of the month

      • Roco

        thank you kind sir

    • MonkeyMadness

      Your elbow tingled?

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