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Ladies, please don’t do this… (35 Photos)

August 29, 2012 | In: Creepy, FAIL, WTF

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I can't tell you how many times I've heard perfectly beautiful women tell me if they could change one thing about themselves it would be their lips. First things first ladies, lips are probably about 10 notches down on the list of things men notice first about women. I tell this to girls and somehow they think I'm crazy because lips are generally one of the first few things they notice about other women. The other reason girls need to let their lip fixation fade is because as far as plastic surgeries go there is almost nothing more unnatural and drastic as silicone lip implants. Seriously, get a boob job, a tummy tuck, fake eyeballs, a tail growing out of your ear, I don't know. I'd say based on the photos below amongst many other examples I can think of (Meg Ryan comes to mind) there is no reason to ever get fake lips. 

Of course, this is just my opinion. What's yours???

I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard perfectly beautiful women tell me if they could change one thing about themselves it would be their lips. First things first ladies, lips are probably about 10 notches down on the list of things men notice first about women. I tell this to girls and somehow they think I’m crazy because lips are generally one of the first few things they notice about other women. The other reason girls need to let their lip fixation fade is because as far as plastic surgeries go there is almost nothing more unnatural and drastic as silicone lip implants. Seriously, get a boob job, a tummy tuck, fake eyeballs, a tail growing out of your ear, I don’t know. I’d say based on the photos below amongst many other examples I can think of (Meg Ryan comes to mind) there is no reason to ever get fake lips.



Of course, this is just my opinion. What’s yours???


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  • Zach

    At least it's easier to spot the crazies
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  • AmericoPolk

    this is most horrifying

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  • jenny

    Some are beautiful and others not. Here is much better lip jobs :) http://bratzfans.wordpress.com/2012/09/26/young-w…

  • rizo7

    So much domestic violence ;)

  • http://thechive.com Harvey Wall

    Don't get your lips or tits done. What you should get is some serious therapy. Girls, we can gauge the level of your, um, disturbance by the silly things you do to yourselves. It's an issue of insecurity and self worth. When you think you need big boobs or the duck lips, you are really telling us you are extremely insecure. Your not going to find happiness (or a "good" guy) like that.
    We can estimate you're psychosis by the fake cup size.
    What would you think of a guy that had a foot long FAKE penis?

  • Person

    BLEURGH! That is what my mouth sounds like right now. Although, I do wonder, like thor, if those women do, in fact, give better bjs.

  • Billy

    I didn't realize there was such a huge problem with women being stung on the lips by bees

  • natsu

    I would fuck all of them,and B-jobs so nice from those lips :3

  • Alexandra

    QUACK!!!! o.O

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