25 ads in Canada with fascinating scientific facts (25 HQ Photos)


  • Auto

    I love science

    • Gibby

      I love Lamp

      • Joontang


    • Mitt Romney

      I love cars and money

    • rikooprate

      Bill_Nye_Tho got the boot from Twitter. Boo…

      • Not Bill Nye

        Looks like he's still on Twitter… just had to make a statement that he wasn't the "real" Bill Nye. Duh.

        • http://www.facebook.com/rikooprate Rick Allen

          if only the real Bill Nye had stones like that

    • Capitansteve

      I love brand new socks and underwear

  • LarsfromNorway

    I feel smarter already

  • dat ass

    Who the fuq tested #22?

    • NorCal420


    • Legion

      Some guy just claimed his cat slept on his sheets Others thought it was a good excuse so said the same and as the numbers grew the myth was born.

    • fsnvsd

      Other things show up under blacklight too 😉

    • Dan

      a scientist

    • _DoC_

      Anyone with a cat and a black light party?

    • http://www.facebook.com/TimmyJ86 Tim Jelavich

      I tried to tell everyone as a kid… They wouldn't believe me that it was a cat that actually peed in my bed…. and on my ceiling….. and on the wall….

    • Kodos

      cat saturday fans

    • Mike

      Absolutely true. I have a cat that gets bladder infections. Use a blacklight to find spots on the carpet to clean.

  • TheDao


    • Bob


    • Blow a walrus

      First at sucking diccccccck.

      • Juju B

        Hahaha great response!

      • joe shabadoo

        it's always the dumbest people that get riled up

    • Jeff

      Boo this man!

    • Capitansteve

      You don't even get the bronze sir.

  • Hrdwood

    #5 #6 Does Bill Nye know about this scary shit?

    • Underbaker

      I thought the number one fear was Public speaking, is it not considered common? (I'm back, guess there must have been a chiver in the network shop.)

      • Sean

        This was my first thought too…I though #1 was public speaking and #2 was death…

        • Sean

          Whoops, didn't mean to reference pictures ha

        • Sean

          oh, and I meant "thought" not "though"…this comment failed multiple times

    • Hmmm...

      I think the real question here is, if you were deathly afraid of either in #5 would you jump?

  • Beefsquatch

    Any chance they can bring that here to NYC? God knows I can do with a few less reality show ads when taking the bus

    • Diamonds

      Its not just these little signs in the street, there is a whole building devoted to this stuff, built for Expo 86. My favourite place to go as a kid.

  • N2MotoX

    #12 Why didn't I know this before I got married?

    • sean

      blame those dutch jerkoffs from debeers

    • iaDF!

      I knew that. Fiancee still wanted to me to blow a chunk on a big diamond though.

  • noob

    cant fap to this….

    • professor

      i did ,, twice

      • DaddyD

        I'm afraid to ask which ones … hopefully not the litter box.

        • guest

          Yep tiger shit…haven't you ever heard of the India hot pocket!

    • Meowmix

      You're not trying hard enough then

  • Tyrion Lannister

    While this is interesting, it's also an important political statement about single source suppliers hoarding diamonds to drive up the price but at the same time keep the workers heavily underpaid.


      Want some cheese with your wine? Get a life.

      • ColaChiver

        He's right. Itis also applicable to real world problems such as the price of crude oil and it's effect on the world's economy being toyed with by Oil prospectors and speculators.

        In short, get bent, you fuckstick.

      • Tyrion Lannister

        No worries brother. KCCO. I know the world is a pretty small place from your mother's basement.

    • KCMonkey

      Actually, the vast majority of diamonds are not jewelry grade and are used for industrial purposes. Diamonds themselves aren't rare. Big, bright, clear ones are.

  • Tyrion Lannister

    That, and I also wonder what is the size of the blue whale's junk.

    • http://www.cavsplace.com/ Cavalary

      3+ meters

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Each Blue Whale sperm is also the same size as a human foetus at ten weeks.

      • Perkins Maxwell

        some fruitflies have sperm that are TWO INCHES long. (They're all coiled up so they fit inside. They only ejaculate a few of them, obvs.)

        Don't judge a book by its cover….

    • Ronald K Burgundy

      In females, it's the size of a city in California.

    • jack


    • Capitansteve

      Greyhound bus

  • S. Hawking


    • Underbaker

      Plastic tubes and pots and pans
      Bits and pieces and
      Magic from the hand
      We're makin'

  • fucked

    #19 I am re-evaluating life

    • lks

      calling b/s that's insane

      • r@f

        maybe. just maybe, they're referring all body hair combined. I dunno.

    • Rupert Pupkin

      Also calling B.S….maybe a year but a DAY? GTFOH

      • justsaying

        They aren't talking just about the hair on your head. Take a closer look at your skin, you are pretty much covered from head to toe (except where you just shaved). Most of the hair falls out before it gets long enough for you to notice it. But add up all that hair, end to end, and yeah I believe the number.

  • Jack Mehoff

    Fucking Canadians.

    • Weredoinalright

      I feel like Canada is to the world what Wisconsin is to the U.S.

      -Somebody from Wisconsin

    • Shockteck41

      We blow your mind sometimes eh?

      • Jack Mehoff

        How clever, you added "eh" to the end of your comment.

        • forever harmed

          None of these would be allowed in the US – the Creationists would protest

          • Underbaker

            No I wouldn't, God created science too.

    • Underbaker

      And I am sitting here at work, kind of wish I was a Canadian right now so I could be…

    • Dumb amarican


    • peter

      look fuckstick, why dont you take a step back and literally fuck your own face

    • mia

      fucking LOVE Canadians 🙂

  • Schmiellsssson

    #25 duh…watched breaking bad

    • Needing a Trollop

      Exactly what came to my mind haha

    • kaboom!

      learned it from experience, almost burned my right hand

      • Striken7

        Hydrofluoric acid doesn't just "burn your hand" like other acids. You need immediate medical attention or any significant amount of HF will quickly reach your circulatory system and lead to death.

        If you had to find out from experience that it dissolves glass, you belong no where near this stuff.

  • jbcrazylife

    this was a great post!!

  • The Truth

    #18 made me feel a little sick at the stomach.

    • TxGal

      And #21 didn't??

  • Edmonton ab

    Giraffes can't sneeze

    • LessFunThanYouThink

      Dolphins do not have a gag reflex.

      • LessFunThanYouThink

        and Bats are the only other species known to partake in oral sex.

        • Dan

          dogs partake in self fellatio

          • The_Dood


  • Notknowing

    #18 and it looks like Slurm.

  • Guy

    I love Canadian science.

    • JamesMoravia

      It's just regular science, Canadians just made it look cool.

  • CallMeMaybe

    #5 Nope, I'm staying put. Burn me.

    • ndj

      Fuck Spiders.

  • Captain Oblivious

    Man that is awesome. Down here in Satan's Taint, aka tha Sowth, most of our billboards are polluted with religious nonsense. Oh Canada.

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      Yep we are pretty awesome.

      • matt

        we also skip the lawyers and hospital billboards

    • Bevi

      Come on up! We're friendly and we love Southern accents.

  • MonokuroBoo

    #16 one of my high school teachers brought a scale into an elevator to show us this. At the time I was pretty sure it was wizardry.

    • The_Dood

      If you jump on certain high story elevators, such as the one in the Sears Tower, at the right moment you can remain airborne for longer than you normally would.

    • Gonasiphaherpalitis

      I like your bewbs.

      • peanut3603

        Damn, you beat me to it…

  • tv_paul

    #15 So there is some truth to the expression "Pencil Dick".

    • Underbaker

      Why do you think they call it morning wood. 🙂

      • tv_paul

        Are you able to see everything posted again?

        • Underbaker

          Yes, now I just have to try and find time to do it, new job is very busy.

          • tv_paul

            Good to have you back even on a part-time basis.

    • sfb101

      Or pencil neck 🙂

  • Face

    tits cause boners…………….we can explain

    • Notme

      Photos or it is a lie.

    • adonisallan

      Not all tits.

  • Pokes

    Did you know: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

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